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Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Gunna be a bunch of millennial ghosts trying to delete their browser history.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Applewhite posted:

The most reliable way to exorcise your house of spirits is to walk hundreds of people through it.

So you're saying It's safe in your moms bedroom?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Frankenstyle posted:

So you're saying It's safe in your moms bedroom?

bazinga!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Frankenstyle posted:

So you're saying It's safe in your moms bedroom?

:eyepop:

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I feel like just about every ghost spends their time creeping on naked people. The ones we see are the weirdo asexual types.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ghosts are actually just regular old humans like you or i who have mastered the skill of "astral planing" and are using it to troll you hardcore

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Bustin' makes me feel good

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Bigfoot is the ghost of cavemen. Thought this had been well established by now. :confused:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
All of the reality show psychics and ghost hunters have hunted the ghosts to extinction.

We're going to have to repopulate the Earth with new ghosts by violently murdering a bunch of people on their wedding days and desecrating indian burial mounds.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
There haven't been anywhere close to a trillion humans yet. There's probably been around 100 billion and most of them probably died in early childhood. Can an infant become a ghost? Can a human ancestor? Could there be screaming baby Australopithecines haunting some guy's apartment in Nairobi?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

ghostter posted:

ghost are hard to see so you dont know how many there are. most just float off into space

Are you telling me that there are space ghosts?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



people are ghost eggs and most baby ghosts get eaten by predators shortly after hatching

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Zzulu posted:

What if we are the ghosts :stare:

this is a ghost forum

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Frankenstyle posted:

So you're saying It's safe in your moms bedroom?

:drat:

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

How do archaeologists explain away the tiny population of fossils?

Check and mate, scientist freaks!!

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
ghosts are too busy having sex in space to hang around on earth

Wki
Dec 12, 2012

Emily's sassy lime.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Pull up, Eva, we're here! Wave! Pull up!

cool tree bro posted:

ghosts are too busy having sex in space to hang around on earth

Is that what dark matter is?

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The ghosts are all scared away by the skeletons.
Skeletons are scary.

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