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Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Free shirt giveaway today at the Flyers Caps game



I'm wearing my ORANGE CRUSH shirt today though, LEGGOOOOOO

Someone post that IASIP script thing that someone posted on Reddit after Bracelet-gate

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Go FancyCats, go Wild for more game 7 and go flyers for more game 7. Go game 7.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Found it

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/4fhqhy/always_sunny_intro_fan_script_inspired_by_last/

Best to have this on in the background when reading

http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlRoZSBHYW5nIFRocm93cyBUaGluZ3MgYXQgR2FtZSAzIg==

[7:08 PM]

[On a Monday]

[Philadelphia, PA]

Dennis: Oh poo poo, check out these awesome wristbands.

Mac: Oh nice, I'm gonna whip 'em at those jabroni refs.

Dee: What?! No. Why would you do that?

Mac: Dee, this is a Flyers game. That means we get free rein to throw as much poo poo at people as we want.

Dee: That is absolutely not what that means.

Charlie: [Charlie examines one of the wristbands and practices a throwing motion with it] I dunno, Dee, I feel like Mac's got a point. I mean why else would they give us stuff to throw.

Dee: It's not for you to throw!

[Lights dim for the intro]

Mac: I'm still gonna throw mine.

Dennis: C'mon man, you're gonna get us kicked out.

Frank: belches [wide shot showing a dozen empty beer cups littered around Frank] Dennis, Deandra. Throwing things is Philly tradition.

Dee: It's only tradition for drunken assholes that give the city a bad name!

Announcer: ...I say 'Thank you Mr. Snider'. I ask you to join us in a moment of silence.

Mac: [whispering] Fine Dee, I've got a better idea anyway...

[Silence begins]

Mac: [Shouting] gently caress THE PENS!

Dennis: [Shouting] HAHAHA WOO! [whispering] Oh dude, yes that was great.

[Silence ends]

Dee: What the hell was that!?

Mac: Shut up Dee

Dennis: Yeah, what are you mad cause they're a flightless bird too?

Dee: What? No we're not even playing the Penguins so it doesn't make any sense.

Mac: gently caress THE PENS, DEE!

Dee: Fine! Jesus. At least you idiots didn't throw anything.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Ok Capitals, please, please close this out today.

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
Let's go Philly Neuvys.

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

This was the pregame promotion true or false?

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Go Flyers! Got my JVR jersey and Flyers pajamas on, let's do this.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Well gently caress, Weber is in over Chorney. That's not optimal.

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name

Gunjin posted:

Well gently caress, Weber is in over Chorney. That's not optimal.

Definitely need a big dumb guy trying to hurt people to close this thing out!

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Is it really so hard to schedule a start time and actually have the game start within a few minutes of that time?

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
What a dumb loving start time and they can't even start on time

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Creating this thread and including the Reddit thread made me realize that I haven't watched Always Sunny since season 6 and I need to change that

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
:911:God Bless America time :911:

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Oh right Philly has the lovely anthem singer who sings the lovely version of the anthem

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


.

shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 24, 2016

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Hold up NHL sings god bless America instead of the anthem? Thank God

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Godinster posted:

Oh right Philly has the lovely anthem singer who sings the lovely version of the anthem

It's not the anthem at all, it's another song for some reason.

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name

shyduck posted:

oh just gently caress off

Idk he's got a point.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Metapod posted:

Hold up NHL sings god bless America instead of the anthem? Thank God

Just philadelphia

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Metapod posted:

Hold up NHL sings god bless America instead of the anthem? Thank God

Depends on the team, I'm pretty sure. Most sing the anthems I believe.

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Gary Bettman likes 8:42 start times and is totally good with games starting 20+ minutes later than they are scheduled

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Holy poo poo .987 isn't sustainable but goddamn Neuvy

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

holy poo poo I didn't know there's a giant "WELCOME TO COMCAST COUNTRY" sign, I'm so sorry Flyers fans

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Pornographic Memory posted:

Just philadelphia

Go flyers

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Let's see how long Joe Michelletti can go before saying Ovechkin isn't doing enough.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Guys you can't chant Holtby yet

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
Oh this is familiar.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Chad Sexington posted:

Let's see how long Joe Michelletti can go before saying Ovechkin isn't doing enough.

OK, he should have one-timed that pass though.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

TwinsensRevenge posted:

holy poo poo I didn't know there's a giant "THIS IS COMCAST COUNTRY" sign, I'm so sorry Flyers fans

This is why theyre always the evil empire no matter how bad they are

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
I really dislike Schenn.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Gunjin posted:

I really dislike Schenn.

Yeah, I think that's by design.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


TwinsensRevenge posted:

holy poo poo I didn't know there's a giant "WELCOME TO COMCAST COUNTRY" sign, I'm so sorry Flyers fans
Yeah everyone was pretty wtf when they put that in, like 15ish years ago I believe, but they rarely show it on TV

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
These Budweiser "NOT A FAD" commercials are hilarious

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
lol it has not been even at 5-on-5, what are they talking about?

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
:monocle: A shot!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


McDonald :stare:

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Chad Sexington posted:

lol it has not been even at 5-on-5, what are they talking about?

In terms of goals it has been.

Which is all they really care about

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
This is really good for an afternoon game

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
Call the loving holding

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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
drat that's good

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