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Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
LOL the dad is an old fashioned rancher and he has old fashioned ideas I guess. Holy poo poo.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I am never going to watch this OP

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

Celluloid Sam posted:

I am never going to watch this OP

when the lady doctor walked in he said "wheres the doctor"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
how man no-effort threads you gonna spam us with today

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Unbreakable! They're alive drat it! It's a miracle!

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
He took a pain pill prescription from the doctor for back pain though. Maybe not so tough after all. The son drives a drat honda motorcycle.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
oh but they can say the F word. Theres a laugh track

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Revenants Return posted:

The son drives a drat honda motorcycle.

Revenants Return posted:

oh but they can say the F word. Theres a laugh track

Yeah you kind of need to at that point :fag:

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend is fine as gently caress tho. Not the high-school girl he used to date, the much younger piece of ace daayum. Also the dad gives no fucks for feelings. I enjoyed this Netflix exclusive and welcome season 2's release.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i bet this thread is a hoot if you're a dumb idiot rear end in a top hat moron. good work op, i'm really gonna gently caress poo poo balls this show.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
ashton kutcher lol

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
YOU PERSONALLY KILLED THE SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS. THIS poo poo IS WPRSE THAN IF SOUND MONKEY AND NONI hosed AND HAD A RETARDED KID THAT POSTED THREADS NONSTOP.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

there's an entire forum for tv go post this bullshit there so ppl can know what you're talking about and you can drink eachothers cum while watching the show and stroking one another's hair affectionately..

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Celluloid Sam posted:

I am never going to watch this OP

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Elisha Cuthbert is so ridiculously hot.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ashton kutcher is one of those people who could fall off a cliff and die and I wouldnt really care, I dont get why people like him at all

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Iron Prince posted:

YOU PERSONALLY KILLED THE SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS. THIS poo poo IS WPRSE THAN IF SOUND MONKEY AND NONI hosed AND HAD A RETARDED KID THAT POSTED THREADS NONSTOP.

underrated post

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
so should I watch this ironically or unironically or should I not watch this? Help please

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Celluloid Sam posted:

I am never going to watch this OP

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
These days I assume a show called "The Ranch" has to automatically some edgy, dark twist to it without having seen or heard a single thing about it to appeal to the Walking Dead crowd.

It's a show about some crazy hicks breeding kidnapped people in the cellar beneath the barn for perverse and inhuman purposes, but the whole family is just so charismatic that we just ignore that they're eating people.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

El Duderino posted:

Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend is fine as gently caress tho. Not the high-school girl he used to date, the much younger piece of ace daayum. Also the dad gives no fucks for feelings. I enjoyed this Netflix exclusive and welcome season 2's release.

holy shitballs you glorious fucknugget all of my 5s goonsirr for this gently caress tv broad and give no fucks fuckdad

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you goddamn retards

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nooner posted:

ashton kutcher is one of those people who could fall off a cliff and die and I wouldnt really care, I dont get why people like him at all

this but with jimmy fallons

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

Enfield posted:

holy shitballs you glorious fucknugget all of my 5s goonsirr for this gently caress tv broad and give no fucks fuckdad

Lmao

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Is this show funny I can't really tell

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
What is ranch dressing

I mean what sort of spices and flavours

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Ahundredbux posted:

What is ranch dressing

I mean what sort of spices and flavours

buttermilk with various herbs and spices and poo poo

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

What is ranch dressing

I mean what sort of spices and flavours

buttermilk, mayonnaise, sodium and old fashioned southern racism just the way your grandma likes it

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Pastor Perineum posted:

buttermilk, mayonnaise, sodium and old fashioned southern racism just the way your grandma likes it

Aint nobody but me an grandad knows how gramma likes it.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Iron Prince posted:

YOU PERSONALLY KILLED THE SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS. THIS poo poo IS WPRSE THAN IF SOUND MONKEY AND NONI hosed AND HAD A RETARDED KID THAT POSTED THREADS NONSTOP.

harsh but fair

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Pastor Perineum posted:

buttermilk, mayonnaise, sodium and old fashioned southern racism just the way your grandma likes it

My friend thats just what comes out of my nuts!!

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
gently caress this terrible show

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





"Hey dad, why don't you believe in my dreams of being a pro football quarterback"?

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"Cause you are Ashton Kutcher"

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"Yeah, well at least I don't milk cows!!!"

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"You throw a football like a cow, son"

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*That 70s show guy comes on screen*

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*slurps a beer*

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"Yep"

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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Yeah i tried to watch Netflix's The Ranch but I turned it off when the laugh track came on. I'm not paying $8 a month to hear hootin and hollerin

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Celluloid Sam posted:

I am never going to watch this OP

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Is Will Arnett in this one too?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Arian_Samurai posted:

Is Will Arnett in this one too?

No he's in some other lovely show that isn't Arrested Development.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
The actors aren't trying and not even Hyde and Kelso have chemistry anymore.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
I'd love to bully OP's dick and balls

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Fishy Joe posted:

Yeah i tried to watch Netflix's The Ranch but I turned it off when the laugh track came on. I'm not paying $8 a month to hear hootin and hollerin

Imagine tho.. If it was only hoptin and hollerin and nothing else for the hole show

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