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ITT bad games that are simultaneously good cuz of their badness. I'll start Clayfighter 63 and 1/3 is a bad game. It has bad characters and bad humour. The box art features the type of hilarious comedy puns one can expect when playing  Here is one of the inspired characters of creative genius, Blob. He has performed a Claytality.  My favorite character was always Taffy. Here he is about to beat the living snot out of Earthworm Jim.  Clayfighter 63 and 1/3 goes to great lengths to ensure an unsubtle racist stereotype experience!  Yet for reasons beyond all sense of knowledge and logic, the game is ... kinda fun? The combo system isn't entirely broken, which helps, and you can beat up a dude so bad that you punch him into the next stage, whereby you recommence beating his rear end. The stages are quite varied by N64 standards too. I, uh, also laugh at many of the terrible rear end jokes. 
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Have you heard of a game called Mario? He's a plumber that fights a dragon turtle! How dumb is that?
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Apr 25, 2016 04:23
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Binding of Isaac is probably my favorite game but gently caress do I ever wish it wasn't so full of poop and gross out humor. I get that it's a newgrounds game given flesh essentially but ugh the game play is so good but haha I'm killing babies and poop.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:23
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daikatana
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Apr 25, 2016 04:24
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haha, just get my family around the monopoly board! things can get a little heated lol, sparks definently start flying and tempers flare and everyone gets pretty hot under the collar but in the end were just a big warm loving family
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Apr 25, 2016 04:26
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i want to hear some of the jokes OP. humor is subjective you know
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Apr 25, 2016 04:28
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Celluloid Sam posted:Binding of Isaac is probably my favorite game but gently caress do I ever wish it wasn't so full of poop and gross out humor. I get that it's a newgrounds game given flesh essentially but ugh the game play is so good but haha I'm killing babies and poop. I got the 1001 and hopefully will not play it again because all I can do now is go "welp, can I do a 10 streak?" and that's a huge loving waste of time.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:36
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I found the love of my life playing Red Rover. It was a beautiful September day, the leaves were a transient yellow-green, fluttering slowly down to the ground. A few children taunted me from the other side of the short field, calling me, the Red Rover, to come out and play. I took a few deep breaths, steadied myself, and hurled my seven year old body towards the mass of interlinked legs and arms congealed at the other end. I huffed and puffed and threw my legs forth. I rumbled and trundled towards that human fence. I slammed into it with the full fury of an overweight child desperately seeking attention. I saw the ground spin to the air, and my back slammed the ground. I couldn't breathe. My arms flailed in the air, desperately clutching at the oxygen my lungs wouldn't draw. That was when the teacher came over. Her dress fluttered in the wind, lovingly brushing my face as I grasped the air. With a single, forceful whoosh, the dress flew over my head. It was then I first saw panties.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:38
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i played so much clayfighter as a kid. unlocking earthworm jim and boogerman blew my mind
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Apr 25, 2016 04:38
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the great deceiver posted:i played so much clayfighter as a kid. unlocking earthworm jim and boogerman blew my mind wrong earthworm Jim was a default character. i really like deadly premonition so we can just go ahead and start that debate.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:42
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have you heard of this little known videogame called citizen kane
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Apr 25, 2016 04:42
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Football kills your brain and is bad but is from steroid freaks running into each other real fast wearing body armor so pretty good I guess.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:46
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Putty posted:have you heard of this little known videogame called citizen kane Yeah, it sucks. Sled racing is badly implemented, and you don't even know that you're doing it until the end of the game.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:48
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i rented that clayfighter (it was the blockbuster exclusive version, natch) and each time you picked the asian stereotype he yelled "No MSG!" in a tone that betrayed his exhaustion and grief.
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Apr 25, 2016 04:52
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WatermelonGun posted:wrong earthworm Jim was a default character. Deadly premonition is a masterpiece
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Apr 25, 2016 05:13
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It's basically twin peaks the game in the best way I didn't even mind the combat
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Apr 25, 2016 05:14
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Deadly premonition combat and some of the other gameplay is so clunky and awful but the atmosphere and writing are so good i wouldn't call it a bad game just horribly inconsistent. a remake with swery working with a western adventure game company would be insanely good.
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Apr 25, 2016 05:18
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The musou games. It doesn't matter which one cause they are all the loving same.
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Apr 25, 2016 05:20
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Is that the Warriors series because one piece pirate warriors is so good
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Apr 25, 2016 05:20
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Wrageowrapper posted:The musou games. It doesn't matter which one cause they are all the loving same. scuse me, but the chinese history of a single person killing hundreds in under 30 minutes is completely distinct from the japanese history of a single person killings hundreds in under 30 minutes, to say nothing of gundam history.
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Apr 25, 2016 05:22
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Enfield posted:haha, just get my family around the monopoly board! things can get a little heated lol, sparks definently start flying and tempers flare and everyone gets pretty hot under the collar but in the end were just a big warm loving family are you like a midget comedian who always has to acknowledge he's a midget before he can just act like a human being?
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Apr 25, 2016 05:24
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I think they prefer to be called little people or dwarfs
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Apr 25, 2016 05:25
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the doom house video game
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Apr 25, 2016 05:26
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fyodor posted:are you like a midget comedian who always has to acknowledge he's a midget before he can just act like a human being? acknowledge my fist being propelled at your lumpy head you little bitch
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Apr 25, 2016 05:29
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Wrageowrapper posted:The musou games. It doesn't matter which one cause they are all the loving same. i love both of the fist of the north star games
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Apr 25, 2016 05:31
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Ive been having a blast playing dark souls 3 today
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Apr 25, 2016 05:30
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Your Posting: The Game. Wait, that's just bad.
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Apr 25, 2016 05:31
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Enfield posted:acknowledge my fist being propelled at your lumpy head you little bitch well if you were really short maybe it would be hard to, acknowledge that?
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Apr 25, 2016 05:31
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Enfield posted:acknowledge my fist being propelled at your lumpy head you little bitch omg he noticed me
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Apr 25, 2016 05:31
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resistentialism posted:well if you were really short maybe it would be hard to, acknowledge that? the only thing short about me is my penis. on opposite day
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Apr 25, 2016 05:35
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ride to hell retribution deserves as many mentions it can get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA3vijm17Bs
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Apr 25, 2016 05:36
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Enfield posted:the only thing short about me is my penis. on opposite day
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Apr 25, 2016 05:36
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i dont have time for this
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Apr 25, 2016 05:37
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pulling out my franklin covey, checking the posting schedule
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Apr 25, 2016 05:38
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Celluloid Sam posted:Binding of Isaac is probably my favorite game but gently caress do I ever wish it wasn't so full of poop and gross out humor. I get that it's a newgrounds game given flesh essentially but ugh the game play is so good but haha I'm killing babies and poop. Enter the Gungeon is a fun game that's like that but not really except for being an "action roguelite"
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Apr 25, 2016 05:39
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deadly premonition got a bit hatcheted up on account of them being sued about halfway through over it originally being much more overtly twin peaks inspired
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Apr 25, 2016 05:39
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Zorodius posted:Enter the Gungeon is a fun game that's like that but not really except for being an "action roguelite" I can't stop playing enter the gungeon I just got to the fifth chamber for the first time tonight but oh man its so rad I bought it and risk of rain on ps4 and will likely never be bored again. My vita is missing so I can't play RoR on the bus right now though, wish I could find it.
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Apr 25, 2016 05:40
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Enfield posted:i dont have time for this Ah, but that means you do.
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Apr 25, 2016 05:43
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Celluloid Sam posted:I can't stop playing enter the gungeon I just got to the fifth chamber for the first time tonight but oh man its so rad I bought it and risk of rain on ps4 and will likely never be bored again. My vita is missing so I can't play RoR on the bus right now though, wish I could find it. yeah I've only made it to the Forge a couple times despite playing a lot. I'm bad at this video game but it's good
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Wrageowrapper posted:The musou games. It doesn't matter which one cause they are all the loving same. iss that the one where you gently caress the anime monsters w/ tits?
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