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you know that scene in idependence day where will smith decks the alien and says welcome to earth? well imagine that im will smith and im punching you in the face except im saying welcome to the sa forums, except instead of will smith im a angry computer janitor covered in cat hair, only instead of punching you im writing a long rambling post that sort of goes on and on and i forgot what the point was a while back so i hop on my excersize bike and pedal off into the middle of a bog and slowly sink beneath the esrths crust shouting game of thrones spoilers as my various andoid devicrs are suffocated and blink out of existance eradicating my gps signals and half finished tweets about how my rear end smells like eggs because i ate a bunch of eggs and also my farts smell like eggs and all my ppoops are egg shaped
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thanks you op
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Apr 25, 2016 08:18
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And that's how Enfield ruined Xmas
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Apr 25, 2016 08:20
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Apr 25, 2016 08:25
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Eat the eggs endfield. !!! Lmao
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Apr 25, 2016 09:05
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im gonig to gently caress
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Apr 25, 2016 09:09
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i like this from the revemant ediot: anyone else fart a lot when they. drink milk
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Apr 25, 2016 09:10
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could we have more posts about Robocop
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Enfield posted:you know that scene in idependence day where will smith decks the alien and says welcome to earth? well imagine that im will smith and im punching you in the face except im saying welcome to the sa forums, except instead of will smith im a angry computer janitor covered in cat hair, only instead of punching you im writing a long rambling post that sort of goes on and on and i forgot what the point was a while back so i hop on my excersize bike and pedal off into the middle of a bog and slowly sink beneath the esrths crust shouting game of thrones spoilers as my various andoid devicrs are suffocated and blink out of existance eradicating my gps signals and half finished tweets about how my rear end smells like eggs because i ate a bunch of eggs and also my farts smell like eggs and all my ppoops are egg shaped Good post, Enfield.
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Apr 25, 2016 09:11
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Zorodius posted:could we have more posts about Robocop i call the new one, "roboflop"
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Apr 25, 2016 09:11
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robotcops metal dick is icy cold
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lonesomedwarf posted:im gonig to gently caress I am also gonig to gently caress 
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Apr 25, 2016 09:11
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I'm playing Dark Souls 3 on PC and lte me just say this: it's the best dark souls since dark souls 1.
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Apr 25, 2016 09:12
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lets all gently caress each other
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Apr 25, 2016 09:13
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Enfield posted:i call the new one, "roboflop" It may have received a middling reception from critics, but artistically it was an immense success
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Apr 25, 2016 09:13
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Zorodius posted:It may have received a middling reception from critics, but artistically it was an immense success i have spoken
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Apr 25, 2016 09:14
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Zorodius posted:It may have received a middling reception from critics, but artistically it was an immense success the 1986 orig is hands down my all time fav and i think grading it in a canon that includes the third film, the cartoons, the tv series etc its definitely above average micheal keaton as evil steve jobs was good. extreme body horror alone time with your lungs part was cool.
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Apr 25, 2016 09:16
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welcome to the gas chamber
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Apr 25, 2016 09:16
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H.H posted:welcome to the gas chamber Enfield's face in flames.
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Apr 25, 2016 09:18
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Minimalist Program posted:Enfield's face in flames. lmao
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Apr 25, 2016 09:19
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H.H posted:welcome to the gas chamber welcome to my butthole shithead
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Apr 25, 2016 09:26
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Enfield posted:lets all gently caress each other Finally someone I can support for mod
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Apr 25, 2016 09:29
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Now I know why Enfield keeps asking people to suck the poo poo from his rear end in a top hat! 
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Apr 25, 2016 09:33
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all of my brain pathways have been meticulously rewritten to compose a symphony of synspse that will form my brain into a surging power core of mental illnees. thete will be a window that will exist between the time my body recieves its first commands and the time when it is snapped apart by an opposing force
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theres another power core forming in my rear end. this one is formed by farts. thete is a window but its an actual window this time and you should probably open it
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Apr 25, 2016 09:39
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i say we all head on down to the pool hall and have a little competition to see who's got a cooler denim jacket and also a bigger dick
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Apr 25, 2016 09:40
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Thanks for the warm welcome
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Apr 25, 2016 09:40
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brb
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I wonder if a girl was ever wailing on an electric bass guitar thinking man I wish this was an electric cock
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Sheep-Goats posted:I wonder if a girl was ever wailing on an electric bass guitar thinking man I wish this was an electric cock i def snapped a few g strings, if you know what i mean. i need to find guitar strings with better tensile strength, is what im saying. what im getting at is im constantly breaking musical instraments with my retard strength
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Enfield posted:i def snapped a few g strings, if you know what i mean. i need to find guitar strings with better tensile strength, is what im saying. what im getting at is im constantly breaking musical instraments with my retard strength Have you tried nanotubes op? And thank you for the welcome. I think I'll feel at home here.
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King of Bees posted:Have you tried nanotubes op? And thank you for the welcome. I think I'll feel at home here. what are those, just really small tubes? i think if i wanted to make something stronger i wpuldnt make it smaller, but im not a tube scientist, like your mom :c
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Apr 25, 2016 10:10
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sorry :c
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It's OK friend. My mom is a tube sciences.
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:-)
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Apr 25, 2016 10:15
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jesus was but a simple carpenter
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Apr 25, 2016 10:17
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Not gonna lie, didn't read the OP. Probably wont ever read it now, skimmed it, something about eggs, i dunno...
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lonesomedwarf posted:im gonig to gently caress
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Apr 25, 2016 10:46
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Enfield, you weren't always this angry and abrasive. Why come?
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Probably the fire
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