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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Howdy all,

Thought I'd make a safe shelter thread to keep out the NEETs and Perma students.

A few years out of college, making a deece 73k a year. Lookin to make 6 figgies in a few years.

So hows your work day going? Luckily I happen to have time during certain periods of the day to just post.

I'll know if you are a sadbrains unemployed goon posting in this thread, you stick out like a sore thumb. I have assurances that you will be punished.


So hows it hanging goons and goonettes?

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
S'up big dick earner bro

Also 100k in USD is like 20k in Europe cos of taxes, free healthcare etc. So if I upscale I am pretty much earning 20k USD. I feel pretty rich right now.

Hi five bro.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

I make 65.5k sucking dick whassup bros

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sancho posted:

I make 65.5k sucking dick whassup bros

i used to work at the dick sucking factory but i quit bc i wanted to work with my hands

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
if you brag youre prolly a poor liar

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
you already made a thread like this and that sucked just as much poo poo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
op is insecure af

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Sancho posted:

I make 65.5k sucking dick whassup bros

:same: except 69k

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Smash it Smash hit posted:

op is insecure af

actually a decent income guarantees quite a bit of security if managed wisely

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Sancho posted:

I make 65.5k sucking dick whassup bros

i just made senior; get on my level (that's 80k)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I make lots of mony.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Nonviolent J posted:

if you brag youre prolly a poor liar

Just lol if you think making 65k or 73k or whatever the op said is "bragging"

sorry about your poverty

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
oh interesting topic OP *eyes roll in back of head moans and bumps into things*

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
What STEM degrees do you all have? I have a CS degree and a few certs behind my name and makin' fat stacks is the game.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Smash it Smash hit posted:

op is insecure af

Making a decent living is actually fairly important to happiness, survival, and the continuation of your family line.

Plus I can afford a pretty sick gaming rig.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Lunixnerd posted:

What STEM degrees do you all have? I have a CS degree and a few certs behind my name and makin' fat stacks is the game.

what certs do you have breh

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Lunixnerd posted:

What STEM degrees do you all have? I have a CS degree and a few certs behind my name and makin' fat stacks is the game.

I went the medical sciences -> healthcare route. Lots of money in healthcare and you get to directly help sick people. Not regretting it so far. Only drawback is I gotta work weekends sometimes. Wish people weren't sick on the weekends.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Traditional IRAs are the best way to go since Roth has really bad tax implications by comparison. But a well managed 401K is always nice, too. I suggest both but never put more than 10% of your income in to it annually because you'd be better off doing small scale investments, I bought in to a franchise that's paid out well enough to match the initial investment in net after only 2 1/2 years

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

SurfaceDetail posted:

and the continuation of your family line.

you actually think thats true? hehe

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you actually think thats true? hehe

Well I was referring to actual people.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm in early on a monday oiling the dick sucking machine at my mom factory

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

SurfaceDetail posted:

Well I was referring to actual people.

uh okay. hah.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
I really should be more active in my investments. I'm saving plenty in my 401k and maxing my IRA every year. But my regular investment game is lackluster. Just kind of passively collecting dividends.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what should i do with my 401k how do you learn this poo poo anyway

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i don't get paid to jizz in books at the library but i do it full time so?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

i don't get paid to jizz in books at the library but i do it full time so?

what are your benefits like?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

what are your benefits like?

covered in jizz?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Forsooth, what light from yonder window breaks it is the suck my loving rear end OP

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Sancho posted:

I make 65.5k sucking dick whassup bros

Assuming you suck a dick a day and never take a day off, that's $179.45 per blowjob

Have you thought about running training classes on dick sucking cos that's really impressive

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
also 'suck a dick a day' is fun to say out loud, I just said it a few times here to myself

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I make 65k+ monthly in local currency, can I post here?

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Doctor Bombadil posted:

I make 65k+ monthly in local currency, can I post here?

Only if it adds up to 65k US dollars a year Friend, God's Currency.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bardeh posted:

Assuming you suck a dick a day and never take a day off, that's $179.45 per blowjob

Have you thought about running training classes on dick sucking cos that's really impressive

i think it might be 10 a day. at the low low price of 17.94!

act now, and we'll throw in this pinky in your rear end in a top hat ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Don't wait, call now!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
check out this loving cat

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

check out this loving cat


someone must've eaten all his bread sticks!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

someone must've eaten all his bread sticks!

lmao ikr

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I just paid some random child to mow my lawn because I am so rich.

e: it was just Enfield....he really likes fields.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i ate a lot of candy before i went to bed last night and now i feel terrible

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I only make 50K but have $50 a month kick rear end PPO health insurance (1,500 deductible) with a great drug plan. Get 6 weeks of vacation a year, and 4.5 weeks of sick leave, plus 6 personal days and a good pension plan. The city where I live is low cost, I own a condo and a brand new 2016 Maxima SL and still have plenty of money left over to do what I want. My mortgage payment is $380 a month for a sweet 2 bed/bath condo in a nice part of town.

I could live in a place like Atlanta and make six figures but could never come close to the benefits that I currently have.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I only make 50K but have $50 a month kick rear end PPO health insurance (1,500 deductible) with a great drug plan. Get 6 weeks of vacation a year, and 4.5 weeks of sick leave, plus 6 personal days and a good pension plan. The city where I live is low cost, I own a condo and a brand new 2016 Maxima SL and still have plenty of money left over to do what I want. My mortgage payment is $380 a month for a sweet 2 bed/bath condo in a nice part of town.

I could live in a place like Atlanta and make six figures but could never come close to the benefits that I currently have.

bbut what are your thoughts on spegetti cat?

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