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Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster
How can real babies even compete? Is this the path first-world couples should take to fight overpopulation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpl3lwAk5s4

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I think you mean dicks are obsolete, OP :smug:

But I agree, this should be the screening process for raising children before we remove our sterilization implants from the plebs

due to how incredibly realistic and a learning experience it is. For example, I learned that you can't raise kids for poo poo if you keep one hand constantly occupied with a camera phone. Will subscribe for more parenting lessons.

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Apr 25, 2016

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I love my dead gay baby

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.

Cantaloupe posted:

I love my dead gay baby

People will look at the ashes of the Something Awful forums and say, "Now there's a forum that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the forum was society." Now that's deep.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

:stare:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
holy cats that is some creepy poo poo.

www
Aug 4, 2010

hosed up those women are insane they need help

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
So, women are making realistic child simulators.

Men are making virtual reality gently caress programs.

This all seems like progress for the human race. Where can I invest?

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
Wait'll the transgender community hears about this!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm going to buy ten, and make a morningstar out of them.

I will rule the retirement home.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

So, women are making realistic child simulators.

Men are making virtual reality gently caress programs.

This all seems like progress for the human race. Where can I invest?

www
Aug 4, 2010

if she wants a baby ill put one in her, no strings attached of course

www
Aug 4, 2010

offer also open to female goons, pm me

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
I understand why people would want robot babies... but who enjoys changing diapers? It's just a grin-and-bear-it thing you do because you love your child and it comes with the territory. I don't know why you would want to have a robot simulate it. It's like making a robot cat that intentionally destroys your furniture.

Guess I'm having a hard time identifying with the level of brokenness at work here.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Just get a fuckin' pet. SMDH

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Pawn 17 posted:

Just get a fuckin' pet. SMDH

Exactly, who needs men?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

green chicken feet posted:

I understand why people would want robot babies... but who enjoys changing diapers? It's just a grin-and-bear-it thing you do because you love your child and it comes with the territory. I don't know why you would want to have a robot simulate it. It's like making a robot cat that intentionally destroys your furniture.

Guess I'm having a hard time identifying with the level of brokenness at work here.

*Goon discovers he/she is not the extreme left of the bell curve. Self esteem sky rockets*

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Dr Cheeto posted:

Exactly, who needs men?

men are the pets ;-*

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
ok seriously who ate the loving bun and drank the milk im freaking the gently caress out

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

This is hosed up. I mean reenacting the birth is hosed up but I can see why they would. Why would you reenact this though?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Therapy is the only thing I can think of.
To understand it wasn't your fault or preventable maybe?

But theres no way these women are in therapy.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Volume posted:

This is hosed up. I mean reenacting the birth is hosed up but I can see why they would. Why would you reenact this though?

Ooh, if one of these nutty broads could Krang their rubber dolly and birth it for youtube (complete with dog placenta chaser) she'd be a superstar to these women. Especially the ones that say they had orgasms on their baby's heads when they were born.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

criscodisco posted:

Ooh, if one of these nutty broads could Krang their rubber dolly and birth it for youtube (complete with dog placenta chaser) she'd be a superstar to these women. Especially the ones that say they had orgasms on their baby's heads when they were born.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


And here I was, thinking that I had already seen the worst that the internet has to offer in the broken people department. :magical:

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
wrap it up malures

wait male-lures, mailures? I really need help properly conveying this word

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hE-ttPLhMyk

I love my undead gay son

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy




oh um haha yeah, well, um, i don't know what to say

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Coolness Averted posted:

wrap it up malures

wait male-lures, mailures? I really need help properly conveying this word

I'm reading "muh-LOORZ," so probably you should spell it "male-ures"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i never get invited to the pool party : (

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


ahahahahahhahahahaahHa

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
thanks for ruining my day OP

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

im gaye posted:

ahahahahahhahahahaahHa

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Holy gently caress :eyepop:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
what the loving christ

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

im gaye posted:

ahahahahahhahahahaahHa

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009



I like the music... stay classy Undead Baby Born Upbeat Jazz Pool Party.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I thought this was going to be a thread about the invention of Sharpie markers. Boy, was I wrong.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Close thread and repost as Reborn zombie pool party please

:shittypop:

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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
oh hey, I think I've seen these before. pretty freaky

a good prank for halloween is to chuck baby dolls into the road or leave them on railroad tracks and see how people react

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