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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I need a plastic baby because SIDS is totally a real thing and I'm not responsible for my dead baby.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

5

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Please just wipe us out already space meteor.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Oh gently caress - they're affordable too

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/silicone-baby

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I need a plastic baby because SIDS is totally a real thing and I'm not responsible for my dead baby.

have you heard of SADS? it's like SIDS for adults. frequently comorbid with talkin a lot of poo poo

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
There was a couple who had a fake baby like those and left it on the side of a backwoods road and when people stopped, they would rape, murder, and/or rob them.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

MiracleWhale posted:

have you heard of SADS? it's like SIDS for adults. frequently comorbid with talkin a lot of poo poo

Sudden Anal Dilation Syndrome?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ChrisHansen posted:

There was a couple who had a fake baby like those and left it on the side of a backwoods road and when people stopped, they would rape, murder, and/or rob them.

what really makes for a fulfilling relationship long term is shared interests

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

There was a couple who had a fake baby like those and left it on the side of a backwoods road and when people stopped, they would rape, murder, and/or rob them.

Well it's nice that they found each other

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

ChrisHansen posted:

There was a couple who had a fake baby like those and left it on the side of a backwoods road and when people stopped, they would rape, murder, and/or rob them.

Were they angry at baby-savers or was the baby just a ruse to get them to stop? I'd argue that leaving one of those fake IKEA TV's by the roadside with a "free" sign on it would have done the trick.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBEKfrvq_8Q

lol i want to die

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

the unmistakable yapping of a small dog in the background. it's perfect.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

the only aspect of having a baby that I need recreated in a doll

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Prettz posted:

the only aspect of having a baby that I need recreated in a doll



Sweet baby boner gif op

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Prettz posted:

the only aspect of having a baby that I need recreated in a doll



mods??

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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now that we men are obsolete i think that its time that we started going our own way

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I just remembered there was a commercial for a doll that pissed itself in the 90s called "Baby Alive"

What rabbit hole have I stumbled down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuTmyFT7NuE

:psyduck:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Why the hell are they called "reborn" babies?

Christ, this is terrifying

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Prettz posted:

the only aspect of having a baby that I need recreated in a doll



oh hey, they did end up using my mold for the baby dick

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

but can it piss in the pool

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

:yeah: :agreed:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm still VERY important ty

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

What the hell am I watching?

Why can't I stop laughing?

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
This is why I don't browse GBS anymore.

:eyepop:

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Holy gently caress. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll


quote:

Some consumers of reborn dolls use them to replace a child they once lost

The irony of a zombie dead baby replacement is just..:knope:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

ChrisHansen posted:

Why the hell are they called "reborn" babies?

Christ, this is terrifying

Because they think they hold the spirits of their deceased/estranged children.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


:caro:

www
Aug 4, 2010


i loving knew it, quite frankly im sick of women

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

This is what some people honestly believe.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Holy poo poo I'm very happy I know this smiley exists now

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I love my dead gay baby son

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

i don't understand

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

VendaGoat posted:

This is what some people honestly believe.

When I grow up I will join the army to protect you!

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

begin to use medicinal cuck with vasectomy

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

When you see tomb raider get impaled by a spike your instincts will kick in and you'll want to protect her that much more

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

something wrong with baby face

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
lets get this woman and jeeica dupre working together and start rolling out some real crazy

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this, I claim, is ideology

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Women are killing their babies in effigy.

Truly, this is the portent of some dark god's awakening.

What a time to be alive.

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