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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
If you think about it, bagels are really just another kind of doughnut

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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are bagels lovely doughnuts or are doughnuts fantastic bagels

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Fojar38 posted:

are bagels lovely doughnuts or are doughnuts fantastic bagels

Bagels are really lovely doughnuts. Some idiot in New York probably saw someone make a doughnut and tried to mimic it but used water instead of fry oil like a loving idiot. Instead of realizing his failure, the idiot said they were bagels. Somehow other New York idiots bought his story and decided the bagels were actually a good food, and weren't just hosed up doughnuts.

Basically bagels exist because New Yorkers are a stupid people.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

When you're driving and you get stuck in traffic, cause people are clogged getting into the drive through for coffee and not donuts... I call that "getting Dunk'd"

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Luvcow posted:

donuts are bad for you, but they are actually better for you than a bagel so while i don't usually get donuts with my coffee I say a little prayer for the people who are carb loading by buying bagels loaded with cream cheese

Don't be a tard

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
SOMETIMES THEY ALSO SELL BASKIN ROBINS CAKES. I DO NOT KNOW IF IT IS BASKET OR BASKIN BUT I KNOW THEY SELL ICE.CREAM CAKES

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bradzilla posted:

hth cuck cuckold cucks im gay i'm gay

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I want a dark roast coffee, thank you.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
i get a croissant with chicken and american cheese in the morning from DD, donuts are optional

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/best-donut-shops-america-2016

if your local donut shop isn't on this list don't even bother.

long's 4 lyfe

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


I go to dunkin donuts often and dont buy donuts, this is not because i want to and i do occasionally buy a donut there, but because eating donuts on the reg doesnt seem like a good idea for my healths

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
i don't have anything to contribute but here you go

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
True Story:
I went to a Dunkin Donuts one and it was packed and when I got to the counter they didn't have any doughnuts. I said "where's all the doughnuts?" and they looked at me like I was crazy and said "we only sell hot goods". I've never heard of anything so ludicrous in my life, and that's including the two times I've been to Arby's and they had sold out of roast beef.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Cool, a hot dog sandwich.

That's redundant

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

AHH FUGH posted:

i don't have anything to contribute but here you go



I called these truck tires when I was little :aww:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

AHH FUGH posted:

i don't have anything to contribute but here you go



crullers gonna crull

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Applewhite posted:

Actually crullers are the superior fried and sugar glazed dough product. H t h

finally, the man talks some sense

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
went to the ol baskin robins yuesterday because i wanted a quick ice coffee before my work and the guy was like "hey you want a free donut" what kinda question is that shoulda been like " what free donut do you want" and cut to the chase

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i went with boston creme :grin:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Bagels are really lovely doughnuts. Some idiot in New York probably saw someone make a doughnut and tried to mimic it but used water instead of fry oil like a loving idiot. Instead of realizing his failure, the idiot said they were bagels. Somehow other New York idiots bought his story and decided the bagels were actually a good food, and weren't just hosed up doughnuts.

Basically bagels exist because New Yorkers are a stupid people.

fight me

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



at 8am, 4pm and midnight they throw away all the stale donuts from the last shift, and if we're lucky they'll all go in one trash bag with no other trash. we can burn one by the dumpster while we wait

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO
it's donuts all the way down

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

paperchaseguy posted:

tits donuts all the way down

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
"Excuse me, may I speak to the manager!?"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



There's nothing to fight, you don't even have a counter-argument.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
mmmm boiled bread! my favorite.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
coconut supremacy bitch

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Dunkin Doughnuts? More like Funkin GO-NUTS LOL


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if u dont get donuts from your local place run by an asian family u are a loving scumbag

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I went to Dunkin Donuts once, got a black coffee, it was alright.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Chinatown posted:

if u dont get donuts from your local place run by an asian family u are a loving scumbag

my local place makes "doughnuts" but they are muffins deep fried so idk

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Why Dunkin Donuts when you could dunk a dill pickle?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I complained to my DD because when ever I go by at 930 they only have chocolate long johns so I sent an email and said no one wants your chocolate long johns at 930 they want white frosting or glazed doughnuts so you should stop making the chocolate long johns and sell the normal poo poo that sells.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Bagels are really lovely doughnuts

glad to see someone's taking on the elephant in the room

crullers are donuts also

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There are people who would rather eat a doughnut than a bagel? WTF

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

There are people who would rather eat a doughnut than a bagel? WTF

they are completly different things and sometimes a person feels like the one taste over the other

GOD!!!

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
we used to get donuts at meetings, now we only get whole wheat bagels. it's loving bullshit

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

they are completly different things and sometimes a person feels like the one taste over the other

GOD!!!

Well I know Chinatown but some bozo said bagels are donuts!! Things are getting wacky here.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

Well I know Chinatown but some bozo said bagels are donuts!! Things are getting wacky here.

thats dumb as gently caress

gently caress that person

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OctoberBlues posted:

Well I know Chinatown but some bozo said bagels are donuts!! Things are getting wacky here.

I'm sorry but it's true. Bagels are just donuts that some dumb rear end many years ago used water instead of fry oil to make. I'm sorry if this offends you.

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