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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Optimus Subprime posted:

hosed up if true

Jeremy Lin will start for the dallas mavericks at 20 million annual

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Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Spacebump posted:

The funniest thing that could happen in this game is JaVale taking over.

Pan, it's me, Optimus Subprime. Please make Javale McGee your instrument of chaos. I've left you some condoms and a olde english as a sacrifice, lets get buck.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This series is starting to look very similar to the heat Hawks series a few years back where each team won by 10+ yet the series went 7

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Tae posted:

Udonis haslem is still in the league????

Udonis Haslem, Joel Anthony, Birdman, that Miami team will be in the league until you and I are dead and buried (September 11th, 2021)

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
This is a sad end for the Mavericks

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Dejan Bimble posted:

This is a sad end for the Mavericks

Imagine how much worse it'd be if they were playing a contender.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Dwight Powell is injured now. Wow.

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Great, Powell is limping now. Bring in the McGee!

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Jesus Christ

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Spacebump posted:

Imagine how much worse it'd be if they were playing a contender.

What if they beat the Spurs and lose to the Cavs, and we have to hear about social media passive aggressiveness is just part of being a champion

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Where are Mario Chalmers and Norris Cole to stop Lin

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Dejan Bimble posted:

What if they beat the Spurs and lose to the Cavs, and we have to hear about social media passive aggressiveness is just part of being a champion

Maybe that would inspire players to be interesting on social media again.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
holy poo poo, how feast or famine can a team get

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
36-8 run after an 18-0 in game 3. I'm going to have a heart attack

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Marvin Williams is....

what does he do

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
I think Whiteside's done. That thigh injury is making STAT DPOY in comparison.

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

OKC is draining every shot right now :(

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Weird that when the team that's worse on offense offense stops shooting lights out they start having trouble scoring on the team that's also better on defense.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Tae posted:

Marvin Williams is....

what does he do

I don't like him and I do n't trust him

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Get Marvin off the floor ASAP, jesus christ

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Carlisle must hate McGee.

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Charlotte is doing a good job of collapsing.

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Charlotte just had an impressive as gently caress defensive possession and Johnson drained the long three anyway.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Bashez posted:

Charlotte is doing a good job of collapsing.

They aren't very good but then neither is Miami.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ok im feeling better

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
The Miami t shirts are right, white people are hot, just check out the leading actresses and glamour models

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Can OKC not afford real jersies for their team?

they all look like they're wearing $10 knockoff t-shirts

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
MIA/CHO is kinda bananas

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lets go cha gently caress a heat

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
That foul isn't whiteside's fault, he can't be responsible for having shoulders bigger than his head.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
It's great that Kemba stopped being a chucker and is smartly driving into the paint because lol miami paint defense

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God Kemba is so good

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

nachos posted:

God Kemba is so good

He looks like 2011 Derrick Rose right now

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Every single player that fouls a wade jumper should be fined 10k every time

how are you still that stupid

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Just let Dirk take every shot

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Undercut and no foul ok

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
What is with Spoelstra's sudden obsession with Dorrel Wright

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Aww, Dirk's career playoff 25/10 is almost gone courtesy of his old man rebounding decline, RIP

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Mark Cuban said before the game that Westbrook isn't a superstar

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
who the gently caress are any of this Mavericks and how are they making okc's interior D look this stupid

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