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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Behold, Closing Time by Semisonic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

My ex fancied herself a drummer and she would throw this turd on the stereo and drum/sing along badly to it. I vowed never to love again. Thanks Semisonic.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
any taylor swift song

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
That god drat Watch Me Whip song.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

idk some bullshit song

www
Aug 4, 2010

woman have terrible taste so i already hated all the music she listened to, and tv shows she watched.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

post 90's green day

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

every Adele song

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Pretty much anything by Matchbox 20

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I've managed to block most of it, so I only remember one lyric "I will possess your heart".

It was full of creepy-rear end stalker poo poo, and she'd always get upset when I pointed out that it's talking about date rape and she's thinking it's the sweetest song ever.

I dunno, maybe she was hinting she wanted me to roofie her so she wouldn't have to deal with me as much?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is the draw back to dating younger women, the lovely taste in music.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I have an ex who's fav band was literally counting crows

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Mountain Goats - No Children

at least she got the message across to me

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thIVtEOtlWM

I'm not kidding either. :(

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Anything by that loser Conor Oberst.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

FlimFlam Imam posted:

This is the draw back to dating younger women, the lovely taste in music.

I thought it was that they still have aspirations, hopes, and dreams.

Date an older woman. You can hone your competitive skills by trying to see who dies first.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Basically any local-sounding not-very-good attempt at Celtic Folk with a tiny and way-too-enthusiastic following gives me PTSD flashbacks.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

shiksa posted:

I have an ex who's fav band was literally counting crows

ouch

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Don't date goth chicks, the prettier they are the more hilariously broken they're gonna be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVNjx4k8mWk

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

A bunch of dumb emo poo poo from the 2000s

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Not an ex, but I have a flatmate who owns a full set of 12 inch *NSync dolls still in the packages and has only been to one concert in his whole life: Nickelback so basically every song they love I hate.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

shiksa posted:

I have an ex who's fav band was literally counting crows

:stonk:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm the guy pretending to not know the name of one of death cabs most famous songs

Despite that, I kinda agree. Well not with the date rape interpretation, but that it can be kinda creepy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Spanish Train by Chris deBurgh

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Cthulu Carl posted:

I thought it was that they still have aspirations, hopes, and dreams.

Date an older woman. You can hone your competitive skills by trying to see who dies first.

I live in a college town, the older women are all cougars. So, I'm kinda stuck dating girls that are 10--15 years younger than me. Keeps me young but drat, the music that is popular today is really horrible.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I'm the guy pretending to not know the name of one of death cabs most famous songs

Despite that, I kinda agree. Well not with the date rape interpretation, but that it can be kinda creepy

Yeah it's not a song about a date rapist but it IS a song about an obsessive stalker

I dunno when I was a teenager I really liked that song Possum Kingdom which is literally a song sung from the viewpoint of a murderer slash necrophiliac

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Cthulu Carl posted:

I've managed to block most of it, so I only remember one lyric "I will possess your heart".

It was full of creepy-rear end stalker poo poo, and she'd always get upset when I pointed out that it's talking about date rape and she's thinking it's the sweetest song ever.

I dunno, maybe she was hinting she wanted me to roofie her so she wouldn't have to deal with me as much?

Then he went and wrote a song called you can do better than me and it's all about how he's lovely and she's so perfect and it's also pretty creepy. Really liked grapevine fires or whatever though

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I live in a college town, the older women are all cougars. So, I'm kinda stuck dating girls that are 10--15 years younger than me. Keeps me young but drat, the music that is popular today is really horrible.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Celluloid Sam posted:

Then he went and wrote a song called you can do better than me and it's all about how he's lovely and she's so perfect and it's also pretty creepy. Really liked grapevine fires or whatever though

The Postal Service's only album was written right after the Death Cab guy's girlfriend left him to move to DC, and half the songs on it have the theme "you broke up with me and it kind of sucks for me but now that I think about it it was a pretty solid decision on your part"

dude needs to :therapy:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I loved the postal service but it is very depressing I like we will become silhouettes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I had another ex who loved that song Such Great Heights by Postal Service and I hate that too.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Iron and wine did a nice cover of that

Hella Paunchy
Jul 25, 2007
More fun than a stick in the eye.
My ex wife used to sing Landslide, she has a tolerable voice but she's a soprano and tried to sing it in the same octave as Stevie Nicks which ended up sounding like waterboarding a cat

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The smashing pumpkins version of landslide is the best version

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhkyaSd0ga8

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

the one that got away, huh?

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Anything by Pulp that isn't "Like a Friend", which is legit as gently caress compared to the ridiculous posing in their other songs.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Is normal people by pulp

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Common people sorry

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
yes

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