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Has this new revelation helped solidify your vote?
Yes, I will now vote for Trump.
No, I was going to vote for him anyway.
No, I'moved voting for someone else, also I think Lena Dunham is hot.
Lena Dunham shoved rocks in her sisters vagina.
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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Not only does Lena Dunham swear that she'll move to Canada if Trump is elected, but trump says he'll escort her personally.

Donald Trump posted:

Well, she’s a B-actor. You know, she has no—you know, no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg too. That would be a great thing for our country.

Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.
Just thought I would share this in case any goons were on the fence about Trump. I think it's pretty clear now thay he's serious about the "Make America Great Again" thing.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

can i wish a brutal and violent death upon both of them, op

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
canada looks down on pederasts they'll probly refuse her entrance at the border

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Well gently caress now I have to vote Trump

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
yikes, what a bind this puts me in!

cause i love both lena and don

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Realizing that Bernie has no chance im going to vote against my own party cause Trump would own as president. Of course its not like my vote even matters either way cause lol electoral college

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Nooner posted:

Realizing that Bernie has no chance im going to vote against my own party cause Trump would own as president. Of course its not like my vote even matters either way cause lol electoral college

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Y-Hat posted:

can i wish a brutal and violent death upon both of them, op

fair and balanced

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
why punish Canada

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


if you're not voting Trump already you should turn in your gbs card and close your browser window I'm sorry

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

Realizing that Bernie has no chance im going to vote against my own party cause Trump would own as president. Of course its not like my vote even matters either way cause lol electoral college

do you find yourself relating to rorshach a lot? heh, i just want to watch the world bern, you know?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
voting is for herbs

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
when trump is inevitably murdered i will dance in the streets like those 9/11 muslims dance in trump's imagination

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
im gonna vote trump and its just because i like his facial expressions

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm almost ok with just voting trump and allowing slaanesh to be born for this. But no, I'll master the impulse for the children and their futures, if not for my own.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
its been an exceptionally whiny year on the internet im mostly gonna vote trump because of that

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Horniest Manticore posted:

do you find yourself relating to rorshach a lot? heh, i just want to watch the world bern, you know?

I too wanted to bern it all down. Sigh. $hillary it is I guess. The status-quo devil I know. Which rhymes at least. SIGH~

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Didn't Trump appear in a movie starring Whoopi back in the 90s?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nathilus posted:

I too wanted to bern it all down. Sigh. $hillary it is I guess. The status-quo devil I know. Which rhymes at least. SIGH~

the correct answer in this scenario is to abstain from voting not vote for the candidate you dont want

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Vote for Richard Pryor's character from Brewster's Millions.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Shaquin posted:

the correct answer in this scenario is to abstain from voting not vote for the candidate you dont want
i'm writing in basil marceaux like a real american

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I'm not voting Trump, but I'm sure as hell throwing my vote away on some third-party nonsense while encouraging all my friends to do the same.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
"in this already sham like oligarchy in everything but name circus, im going to prop up hillary clinton rather than doing the right thing and letting her lose as she should actually do as she does not represent me or the people of like minded political ideology i associate with."

you are in part, beyond the immense systemic weight making this all a farce, doing harm to yourself

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I hope there is enough space on the ballot for me to write in galt.txt :grin:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
it will own own own to see trump lose to a woman. can't wait

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Horniest Manticore posted:

it will own own own to see trump lose to a woman. can't wait

watch trump start a loving war

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Shaquin posted:

the correct answer in this scenario is to abstain from voting not vote for the candidate you dont want
If one exists, a third party candidate who has views similar to your own is a better choice.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Shaquin posted:

the correct answer in this scenario is to abstain from voting not vote for the candidate you dont want

Seriouspost I disagree. If Hillary were far more awful than what I could expect from her previous career it would be one thing. But she merely represents a factionalist version of the status quo. Since I'm not accelerationalist, I see that as more desirable than the trumpoverse. She's not my top choice but she is, as I said, the devil we know. I'd much rather accept that and her than squander what little power my vote represents.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Nathilus posted:

I too wanted to bern it all down. Sigh. $hillary it is I guess. The status-quo devil I know. Which rhymes at least. SIGH~

Yup might as well take it in the rear end and support who you don't want to be president. God bless America.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Nathilus posted:

Seriouspost I disagree. If Hillary were far more awful than what I could expect from her previous career it would be one thing. But she merely represents a factionalist version of the status quo. Since I'm not accelerationalist, I see that as more desirable than the trumpoverse. She's not my top choice but she is, as I said, the devil we know. I'd much rather accept that and her than squander what little power my vote represents.

squander this *shows you my rear end*

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

JediTalentAgent posted:

Didn't Trump appear in a movie starring Whoopi back in the 90s?

Yes

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Also Trump picked up such a ridiculous number of delegates today that he is without a doubt going to be the republican nominee. I don't think there's a chance it won't happen, actually.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I hate everything and would like everything to die

I'll go first if you promise you'll take care of the rest

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Shaquin posted:

"in this already sham like oligarchy in everything but name circus, im going to prop up hillary clinton rather than doing the right thing and letting her lose as she should actually do as she does not represent me or the people of like minded political ideology i associate with."

you are in part, beyond the immense systemic weight making this all a farce, doing harm to yourself

Really fukkin stupid post imo.

Accepting that you won't get your way all the time and aknowledging the process of forming a consensus is the very core of democracy. Yeah no one is gonna get their city on the hill doing it this way but it is decent at making the big calls something that require compromise. Ideally democracy would bring about the state that everyone hates least.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

squander this *shows you my rear end*

If I eat that you know I'm gonna plug it after, right?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

what percentage of bernie supporters will take his defeat as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing to ensure that somebody with his stances can win in the future? i say at least 85%

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nathilus posted:

Really fukkin stupid post imo.

Accepting that you won't get your way all the time and aknowledging the process of forming a consensus is the very core of democracy. Yeah no one is gonna get their city on the hill doing it this way but it is decent at making the big calls something that require compromise. Ideally democracy would bring about the state that everyone hates least.

buddy i don't need to refute poo poo as you seem to be under the incredibly false delusion we live in a democracy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Y-Hat posted:

what percentage of bernie supporters will take his defeat as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing to ensure that somebody with his stances can win in the future? i say at least 85%

I dont like to post political opinions on facebook, so no I will not be an activist for his ideas in the future

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Shaquin posted:

buddy i don't need to refute poo poo as you seem to be under the incredibly false delusion we live in a democracy

That's a wonderful opinion. For a 16 year old to have. In an emo band. Idiot.

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Shaquin posted:

buddy i don't need to refute poo poo as you seem to be under the incredibly false delusion we live in a democracy
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