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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOEg55vewU
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:18 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:22 |
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Thanks for the link and no discussion, shithead.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:18 |
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fukk you commie if you dont like it you can git the fuuuuuck out
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:20 |
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yeah who pledges themselves to a literal flag that's cray
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:20 |
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where the white kids
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:20 |
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Cry Havoc posted:yeah who pledges themselves to a literal flag that's cray Nothing wrong
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:22 |
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The only thing I pledge my allegiance to is OPs mom!
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:22 |
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www posted:where the white kids a better school lmao
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:22 |
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its fine
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:23 |
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Shaquin posted:a better school lmao lol
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:24 |
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I pledge allegiance to the gas chamber
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:25 |
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A german friend of mine saw it done once and said it was weirdly religious, but we determined that it was because people say it in the same cadence of the Lord's Prayer. You mumble it out as fast as possible and without meaning.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:26 |
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i pledge allegiance to an inanimate carbon
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:28 |
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Its not really creepy at all and the only people I've heard that say it is were universally mentally ill.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:29 |
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Nooner posted:fukk you commie if you dont like it you can git the fuuuuuck out
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:30 |
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It absolutely is OP but I got over that in grade school. I believe my dad's words were "who cares if you believe in or not, just say it and get on with your day"
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:30 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:It absolutely is OP but I got over that in grade school. I believe my dad's words were "who cares if you believe in or not, just say it and get on with your day" basically this like, if you spend time thinking about it it's weird and pseudo-fascist but it doesn't really affect anyone
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:34 |
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It's especially funny because America sucks and no one should feel good about living there
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:01 |
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OP is creepy, seems like some misdirection going on here.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:03 |
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yeah but the pledge gives you a chance to be all smug and edgy in high school when you skip the "under god" part and say the rest of pledge out of sync with the class
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:04 |
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individual for which it stands
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:07 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Thanks for the link and no discussion, shithead. Really. gently caress off, OP.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:08 |
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I work in a school and there is a substitute teacher I see frequently who is a veteran and he gets VERY super serious about the pledge, and gets real upset about the student apathy towards it. It's fun to watch.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:09 |
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fleg
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:17 |
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I wake up every day, face the flag (which is pointed towards Washington D.C.) and pledge my allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, except the flag is actually a flask with an American flag printed on it, and by pledge my allegiance I mean drink enough whiskey to face the rest of my day.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:20 |
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lol at super-militant fundie parents instructing their little drones to obnoxiously yell the UNDER GOD part
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:21 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A FLAG INTO THE FLAG. ITS USA FLAG AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, FLAG. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME COMMIE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS FLAG. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE FLAG JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY FLAg
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:23 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:It's especially funny because America sucks and no one should feel good about living there The only thing worse than America is everything else ever
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:23 |
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www posted:where the white kids
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:34 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A FLAG INTO THE FLAG. ITS USA FLAG AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, FLAG. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME COMMIE BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS FLAG. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE FLAG JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY FLAg hosed up if false
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:40 |
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www posted:where the white kids They've all been murdered in Obama's america.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:41 |
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pledge of allegiance is creepy? that's commie talk
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:41 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I wake up every day, face the flag (which is pointed towards Washington D.C.) and pledge my allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, except the flag is actually a flask with an American flag printed on it, and by pledge my allegiance I mean drink enough whiskey to face the rest of my day. this is the only right way to do it.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:48 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I wake up every day, face the flag (which is pointed towards Washington D.C.) and pledge my allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, except the flag is actually a flask with an American flag printed on it, and by pledge my allegiance I mean drink enough whiskey to face the rest of my day.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 17:58 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:individual for which it stands one nation under GOD with liberty and justice for atheist can suck it amen
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:34 |
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i pleadge allegiance to a fag
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:35 |
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If you don't like it don't say it.
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:41 |
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they should replace all the words with pictures of cocks
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:44 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:It absolutely is OP but I got over that in grade school. I believe my dad's words were "who cares if you believe in or not, just say it and get on with your day" Like a napkin
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:49 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:22 |
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it's unconstitutional and if you really loved america you'd wipe your rear end with the flag
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# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:50 |