Click a thing and I pass my class, don't click and I'm banned (Mod challenge Page 4)

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Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Mange Mite posted:

I encourage people to find out what piece of poo poo school the op goes to so we can try to get his dipshit professor fired too

Don't do this.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:48

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:18

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Why do internet losers take this poo poo so personally to the point they want to internet detective some rando for no reason?

# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:54

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

I clicked the link and it turned out to be exactly as terrible as I expected.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Magnatux posted:

I am currently in a marketing class and our instructor has chosen to give us a project which requires an article to receive 1000 hits from the internet. I come to you, internet, to give me those hits. Now. Please.

I know it's buzzfeed. It had to be. I'm sorry.

Your teacher is horrible and you should quit your class before you have to live with the shame of the "class where you post buzzfeed articles" stigma that will forever taint your transcript.

Also should've made an article about how inept your teacher is instead.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:16

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

SHISHKABOB posted:

This mod challenge needs a mod challenge.

Maybe we can get Lowtax to step in with an Admin Challenge for the goon asking for help on their homework.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:50

crowoutofcontext: Nov 12, 2006

SHISHKABOB posted:

This mod challenge needs a mod challenge.

If the article gets three thousand clicks it should be made an SA front page article with the OP's teacher curating SA for here-on in, picking choice projects of his students to grace our site on a bi-weekly basis.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:26

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Regardless of the challenge outcome, it is obvious the OP sucks at marketing. Should have spammed reddit or something

# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:33

crowoutofcontext: Nov 12, 2006

EX250 Type R posted:

Regardless of the challenge outcome, it is obvious the OP sucks at marketing. Should have spammed reddit or something

Maybe he did.

Maybe what we are seeing is but a small puzzle piece in OP's great and grand marketing scheme.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:51

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

SHISHKABOB posted:

This mod challenge needs a mod challenge.

Don't bully.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:00

Macro: Dec 3, 2004; Tragically awesome

God help me, I clicked on it

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:20

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

I didn't click op, hope the helps.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:20

Uncle Salty: Jan 19, 2008; BOYS

I clicked it! Buzzfeed is pretty terrible and I'm old. I enjoyed their recent tennis match fixing story, though.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:31

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I clicked again.

gently caress Briscoe Waters

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:37

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

I clicked the link lol. And Briscoe Walters gently caress you, you don't deserve the name brisco, you ain't an opa-locka goon you're a snitch

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:46

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Click the link if you want to see every second fuckwit doing a similar school project post it as a topic here.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 13:11

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I didn't click the link until this morning when I saw the mod challenge, I like a good underdog story

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:02

Spooder-Mun: Jun 18, 2004

I clicked the Yoshi music and listened to it but I didn't click anything else, hope this helps with your class!

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:31

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

that's your fuckin marketing class? all of mine were long rear end marketing plans and research, goddamn is this daycare or something?

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:41

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

Fonzarelli posted:

that's your fuckin marketing class? all of mine were long rear end marketing plans and research, goddamn is this daycare or something?

There was a business IT class at my college where the students learned how to make a storefront/shopping cart on some website that does and manages that poo poo for you.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:46

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

genesplicer posted:

Mod Challenge!

Okay. You say this is for class. Now we make it for real. You say need 1000 hits. You have 24 hours to reach your goal. You must prove to us, by 9:10 PM Pacific Time, that you have achieved your needed 1000 clicks or you will be banned.

Plus, you said you will buy one goon platinum. If you do not, you will be banned. To do otherwise would be bad marketing. You must provide evidence for this as well, by 9:10 PM

On the upside, if you get 2000 hits, I will provide the platinum, and you can name the goon who gets it.

You must provide verifiable proof to this thread no later than 9:10 PM Pacific time or suffer The Wrath Of The Forums.

I like you a lot Splicer, but this is the lamest goddam challenge. Should have atleast been a suicide pact or something

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:47

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

scott zoloft posted:

There was a business IT class at my college where the students learned how to make a storefront/shopping cart on some website that does and manages that poo poo for you.

checks out

:haw:

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:51

Val Helmethead: Apr 24, 2009; Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

Clicked because I wanted to vote for the other link, but what the hell, I'll be in the running for a free platinum.

Or watch some schmuck get banned. You know, either one is nice.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:51

CADPAT: Jul 23, 2004; For the men
to my left and right!

I clicked the link out of curiosity and it was of the caliber of Facebook clickbait, so good luck at your course on being the worst kind of internet writer I guess.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:02

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I understood the content of the link to be unimportant as the real assignment is in the students ability to "market" their "product"

If the OP doesn't get the 1k clicks or w/e and gets banned, he should still use a copy of this thread and plead "no such thing as bad publicity"

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:07

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

This thread has 4400 clicks

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:08

Orgophlax: Aug 26, 2002

This should go the opposite way. Everyone share his link to their social media friends so the link gets thousands upon thousands of hits to tip off his teacher that he cheated.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:09

ocrumsprug: Sep 23, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BigBadSteve posted:

Click the link if you want to see every second fuckwit doing a similar school project post it as a topic here.

I thought this thread was already the result of last semesters class.

Also, did.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:15

Magnatux: Nov 13, 2004; The surrealistic adventure became my world.

Looking for somebody to plat. Post your app: Say something nice about your mother and something nice about genesplicer without being mean to anybody else.

I figured i'd make it something really difficult for Post-GBS GBS.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:16

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Magnatux posted:

Looking for somebody to plat. Post your app: Say something nice about your mother and something nice about genesplicer without being mean to anybody else.

I figured i'd make it something really difficult for Post-GBS GBS.

the more you type the more i feel like i am about to poo poo my pan

god damnit

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:17

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Wow OP that was not a good link.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:17

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Lolie posted:

Oh dear. Not a good start.

Can confirm. Source: This thread! :iceburn:

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:33

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why do internet losers take this poo poo so personally to the point they want to internet detective some rando for no reason?

I think you answered your own question, champ.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:34

Ben Murphy: Sep 9, 2001; I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

why is it that marketing and advertising types are always so insufferable, behind lawyers and politicians is there a profession more despised

didnt bansky say that advertising steals all the brilliant, creative young people and that's why modern art is so terrible?

whats your excuse

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:39

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Magnatux posted:

Looking for somebody to plat. Post your app: Say something nice about your mother and something nice about genesplicer without being mean to anybody else.

I figured i'd make it something really difficult for Post-GBS GBS.

Genesplicer is a respected elder and, heck, I'd love to introduce him to my mom

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:39

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

click my rear end into my rear end

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:42

Magnatux: Nov 13, 2004; The surrealistic adventure became my world.

EX250 Type R posted:

I understood the content of the link to be unimportant as the real assignment is in the students ability to "market" their "product"

If the OP doesn't get the 1k clicks or w/e and gets banned, he should still use a copy of this thread and plead "no such thing as bad publicity"