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A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

JessicaDupre posted:

Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league.

why are you a dude pretending to be a girl that's into creepy sex robots

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

JessicaDupre posted:

Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league.

This is probably an inside joke that I'm not getting.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
gently caress yeah, yoga without all the enlightenment.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Frosted Flake posted:





Never Use Numbers — Never, Ever Use Numbers

69, 420, 1488

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

guys, we don't need a thread for every article that gets posted on everydayfeminism/xojane/stupidshitmonthly/clickbait.fag

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely

JessicaDupre posted:

Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league.

Is Lowtax supposed to explode into an incandescent fireball of sexual frustration now, or just what are we talking about here?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

lowtax, please stop sending jessica your toenail clippings

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
im fat.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Yesterday I was swimming laps and there were two huge guys, at least 3 hondo each, flanking me in the lanes on either side. I thought, "poo poo, I hope they aren't hungry."

I tend to think poorly of the fats because I am almost always hungry because I don't want to be fat, and it puts me in a perpetual bad mood.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

JessicaDupre posted:

I've been living a lie this whole time in the name of social progress. So it's okay for me to make fun of awkward people at the gym now? You're all fat cows for not being able to run a 6 minute mile. I feel so much better now. Awww, someone thinks I'm going to leave now because they replaced my avatar with a (gaaaasp) fat girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb_KFpJBOUA

a 6 minute mile isnt fast... your equivalent to aids...

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

fitNASTY

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

JessicaDupre posted:

Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league.

I find it really endearing that you don't think you're a massive idiot. Please keep posting.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

GORDON posted:

I tend to think poorly of the fats because I am almost always hungry because I don't want to be fat, and it puts me in a perpetual bad mood.

Eat more lean protein

JessicaDupre
Apr 20, 2016

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

i wish helldump was still real.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8D8YjgnGR4

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

The Xbox One has the wrong kind of RAM.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

The Xbox One says it has 500gb of storage, but in fact, it's less.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

The Xbox One controller doesn't feel as good in the hands as the Xbox 360 controller, and the batteries are in the wrong place!

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

The Xbox One weighs more than the original Xbox!

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

There is no HDMI 2.0 port on the Xbox One, and it only supports 2 external hard drives

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

The internal hard drive on the Xbox One isn't solid state or flash, it's just a regular hard drive, and it's not even really 500gb!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I wish they still made the original Xbox controller that fit perfectly fine in my big vampire hands. The babby sized controller that's become the standard across the board is annoying to work with.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

JessicaDupre posted:

Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league.

professor j pop???

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

revive the white and black buttons

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

revive the white and black buttons

:getin:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

JessicaDupre posted:

It's like Christmas came early this year. I take sole responsibility for this thread because I'm a narcissist. I would stay here but I have to go to the gym and then brag about it to my out-of-shape friends. Btw, how many people on here can run a mile under, say, 9 minutes? Just curious.

My mobility scooter can do about 4MPH. When the battery is fully charged it takes me only 15mins and I can plug my iPod into it too and listen to Rod Stewart.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I had to go do something for a while, but I'm back now, and the Xbox 360 emulator on Xbox One doesn't support Halo Reach

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JessicaDupre posted:

No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity:
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes

I too also hate fat people

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

JessicaDupre posted:

Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date.

These are true things that 100% happened.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I was just skipping ahead to the end to express my hope that someone would wipe these fat white folks out for cultural appropriation, but it looks like a whole other thing is going on.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

wait, is Jessica Dupre fat

I thought she was supposedly constantly fending off come-ons from sexy students or something, why would she post defensively in a fat thread

what is even happening with SA drama these days

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

loquacius posted:

wait, is Jessica Dupre fat

I thought she was supposedly constantly fending off come-ons from sexy students or something, why would she post defensively in a fat thread

what is even happening with SA drama these days

she's a he

turns out he's a lovely deviantartist with a fembot fetish pretending to be a girl because he's simultaneously a crazy internet pervert and an extremely dull waste of space without anything resembling talent or even a personality

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

she's a he

turns out he's a lovely deviantartist with a fembot fetish pretending to be a girl because he's simultaneously a crazy internet pervert and an extremely dull waste of space without anything resembling talent or even a personality

I didn't realize Andrew Dobson was posting on SA now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

loquacius posted:

I didn't realize Andrew Dobson was posting on SA now

don't insult Andrew Dobson by comparing him to "Jessica".

like, seriously, Dobson is way better in every way than "Jessica":

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

don't insult Andrew Dobson by comparing him to "Jessica".

like, seriously, Dobson is way better in every way than "Jessica":

Posing as a girl on DeviantArt to create fetish material was step #1 in Dobson's journey though

Before he was Andrew Dobson or Tom Preston, he was "CattyN," a teen girl who loved inflation-fetish porn

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

loquacius posted:

Posing as a girl on DeviantArt to create fetish material was step #1 in Dobson's journey though

Before he was Andrew Dobson or Tom Preston, he was "CattyN," a teen girl who loved inflation-fetish porn

At least Dobson draws his own (bad) art from scratch. We give him poo poo but there is a dab of talent there. "Jessica" runs a Photoshop comic effect filter on some Poser models and calls it a day.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm jerry mumphrey - a wisecracking crawdad who is the prince of the moon

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm jerry mumphrey - a wisecracking crawdad who is the prince of the moon

:science: the moon is made of cheese, just like your posts!

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

I like this televeison program

me too ahead of its time

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