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JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league. why are you a dude pretending to be a girl that's into creepy sex robots
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JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league. This is probably an inside joke that I'm not getting.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 03:45 |
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gently caress yeah, yoga without all the enlightenment.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 03:47 |
Frosted Flake posted:
69, 420, 1488
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 03:51 |
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guys, we don't need a thread for every article that gets posted on everydayfeminism/xojane/stupidshitmonthly/clickbait.fag
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JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league. Is Lowtax supposed to explode into an incandescent fireball of sexual frustration now, or just what are we talking about here?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 04:32 |
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lowtax, please stop sending jessica your toenail clippings
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 04:33 |
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im fat.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 04:38 |
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Yesterday I was swimming laps and there were two huge guys, at least 3 hondo each, flanking me in the lanes on either side. I thought, "poo poo, I hope they aren't hungry." I tend to think poorly of the fats because I am almost always hungry because I don't want to be fat, and it puts me in a perpetual bad mood.
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JessicaDupre posted:I've been living a lie this whole time in the name of social progress. So it's okay for me to make fun of awkward people at the gym now? You're all fat cows for not being able to run a 6 minute mile. I feel so much better now. Awww, someone thinks I'm going to leave now because they replaced my avatar with a (gaaaasp) fat girl. a 6 minute mile isnt fast... your equivalent to aids...
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fitNASTY
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JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league. I find it really endearing that you don't think you're a massive idiot. Please keep posting.
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GORDON posted:I tend to think poorly of the fats because I am almost always hungry because I don't want to be fat, and it puts me in a perpetual bad mood. Eat more lean protein
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 04:48 |
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No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: http://www.aminoapps.com/page/doctor-who/4488153/doctor-who-quotes
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: i wish helldump was still real.
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8D8YjgnGR4
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: The Xbox One has the wrong kind of RAM.
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: The Xbox One says it has 500gb of storage, but in fact, it's less.
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: The Xbox One controller doesn't feel as good in the hands as the Xbox 360 controller, and the batteries are in the wrong place!
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: The Xbox One weighs more than the original Xbox!
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: There is no HDMI 2.0 port on the Xbox One, and it only supports 2 external hard drives
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: The internal hard drive on the Xbox One isn't solid state or flash, it's just a regular hard drive, and it's not even really 500gb!
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I wish they still made the original Xbox controller that fit perfectly fine in my big vampire hands. The babby sized controller that's become the standard across the board is annoying to work with.
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JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league. professor j pop???
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:19 |
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revive the white and black buttons
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:revive the white and black buttons
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JessicaDupre posted:It's like Christmas came early this year. I take sole responsibility for this thread because I'm a narcissist. I would stay here but I have to go to the gym and then brag about it to my out-of-shape friends. Btw, how many people on here can run a mile under, say, 9 minutes? Just curious. My mobility scooter can do about 4MPH. When the battery is fully charged it takes me only 15mins and I can plug my iPod into it too and listen to Rod Stewart.
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I had to go do something for a while, but I'm back now, and the Xbox 360 emulator on Xbox One doesn't support Halo Reach
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JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: I too also hate fat people
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JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. These are true things that 100% happened.
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I was just skipping ahead to the end to express my hope that someone would wipe these fat white folks out for cultural appropriation, but it looks like a whole other thing is going on.
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wait, is Jessica Dupre fat I thought she was supposedly constantly fending off come-ons from sexy students or something, why would she post defensively in a fat thread what is even happening with SA drama these days
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loquacius posted:wait, is Jessica Dupre fat she's a he turns out he's a lovely deviantartist with a fembot fetish pretending to be a girl because he's simultaneously a crazy internet pervert and an extremely dull waste of space without anything resembling talent or even a personality
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:she's a he I didn't realize Andrew Dobson was posting on SA now
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loquacius posted:I didn't realize Andrew Dobson was posting on SA now don't insult Andrew Dobson by comparing him to "Jessica". like, seriously, Dobson is way better in every way than "Jessica":
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:don't insult Andrew Dobson by comparing him to "Jessica". Posing as a girl on DeviantArt to create fetish material was step #1 in Dobson's journey though Before he was Andrew Dobson or Tom Preston, he was "CattyN," a teen girl who loved inflation-fetish porn
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loquacius posted:Posing as a girl on DeviantArt to create fetish material was step #1 in Dobson's journey though At least Dobson draws his own (bad) art from scratch. We give him poo poo but there is a dab of talent there. "Jessica" runs a Photoshop comic effect filter on some Poser models and calls it a day.
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i'm jerry mumphrey - a wisecracking crawdad who is the prince of the moon
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i'm jerry mumphrey - a wisecracking crawdad who is the prince of the moon the moon is made of cheese, just like your posts!
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Sheep-Goats posted:I like this televeison program me too ahead of its time
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