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Cartouche posted:Maybe the truth is at either end. Maybe the truth is in the middle (of the pitbull)
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Darwin strikes again! That was the pitbull's name. Seriously though I hope they claim the dog back lol. Have another kid blink the wrong way and the dog goes apeshit on it too.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:34
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NotWearingPants posted:It must be a tough decision when you know the baby's dead because your pit bull just killed it but if you don't take it to the hospital it's more likely that the police will charge you for it but you know the hospital is going charge you a fuckload of money even though the baby is already dead and you don't have insurance because you're a pit bull owner. It's okay, they are pit bull owners, so the tax payers are going to end up paying the hospital bill.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9D9f_ySvkA
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Apr 28, 2016 06:40
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the one time the cops should have come out of their car guns blazing. pity. also, all the ppl i see on facebook prattling on and on about pit bull rescue are garbage people. leathery, tanned and tattoed skin, black bandana-ed foreheads and hosting "charity" motorcycle runs. the pitbull and parolee crowd.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:48
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we need a pitbull genocide
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Apr 28, 2016 06:49
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this wouldnt have happened if the kid had a gun
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Apr 28, 2016 07:04
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bitcoin bastard posted:this wouldnt have happened if the kid had a gun Come on, I've already made this joke.
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Apr 28, 2016 07:21
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I sat on a bus next to a pitbull and he was real big and friendly and kind of dumb and he sat his big head on my leg and I petted his head he kind of smelled bad like dogs are supposed to
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Apr 28, 2016 07:24
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I give it a solid 7/10 dog experience
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Apr 28, 2016 07:25
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naem posted:I sat on a bus next to a pitbull and he was real big and friendly and kind of dumb and he sat his big head on my leg and I petted his head he kind of smelled bad like dogs are supposed to You're lucky you didn't sneeze or it would have pit your balls off.
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Apr 28, 2016 07:27
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Come on, I've already made this joke. this wouldnt have happened if you had a gun
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Apr 28, 2016 07:33
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Pit bulls are a garbage breed for garbage people. Throw 'em all in an incinerator. E: Along with the forums. Noun Verber fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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Apr 28, 2016 12:12
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only idiots have to learn from personal experience the rest of us get to laugh at people whose babies get killed by pitbulls because they have a pre-1960s understanding of genetics quote:The dog will be quarantined for 10 days to determine if it has rabies.
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Apr 28, 2016 12:24
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Oh gosh I just imagined a dog, I wish death upon it
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Apr 28, 2016 12:35
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naem posted:I sat on a bus next to a pitbull and he was real big and friendly and kind of dumb and he sat his big head on my leg and I petted his head he kind of smelled bad like dogs are supposed to congrats on not being killed by a dog one time
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Apr 28, 2016 12:44
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You're lucky you didn't sneeze or it would have pit your balls off. Lucky for him, but not for us
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Apr 28, 2016 14:02
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Breed a new type of pitbull that secretes a chemical that poisons anyone who tries to buy one, imo
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Apr 28, 2016 14:10
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Lets face it, folks. The type of parents who leave their baby in a situation where they could feasibly be eaten by their dog aren't the types of parents who raise doctors, lawyers or even computer janitors. So we should just count it as a mercy killing and be thankful that this kid won't be burdening the prison or welfare systems
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Apr 28, 2016 14:18
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Booblord Zagats posted:Lets face it, folks. The type of parents who leave their baby in a situation where they could feasibly be eaten by their dog aren't the types of parents who raise doctors, lawyers or even computer janitors. solid logic imo. plus the dog probably got euth'd as well so win win
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Apr 28, 2016 14:28
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Booblord Zagats posted:Lets face it, folks. The type of parents who leave their baby in a situation where they could feasibly be eaten by their dog aren't the types of parents who raise doctors, lawyers or even computer janitors. good post my pal buddy
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Apr 28, 2016 14:31
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loving murderdogs. who will stop the reign of terror
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Apr 28, 2016 14:32
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Booblord Zagats posted:Lets face it, folks. The type of parents who leave their baby in a situation where they could feasibly be eaten by their dog aren't the types of parents who raise doctors, lawyers or even computer janitors. I agree that we're stocked up fine on white trash but it's bothersome that pitbulls accounted for like 25,000 deaths of other dogs last year. Maybe killing all murder dogs isn't cool but cull the population a little through sterilization and have the owner acquire a permit of some sort that proves they are not loving idiots that can't build a fence or operate a leash.
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Apr 28, 2016 14:39
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Toadvine posted:Oh gosh I just imagined a dog, I wish death upon it
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Apr 28, 2016 14:39
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Smash it Smash hit posted:good post my pal buddy Thank you, my good online friend. I say we're quiet the team!
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Dave_Indeed posted:I agree that we're stocked up fine on white trash but it's bothersome that pitbulls accounted for like 25,000 deaths of other dogs last year. Maybe killing all murder dogs isn't cool but cull the population a little through sterilization and have the owner acquire a permit of some sort that proves they are not loving idiots that can't build a fence or operate a leash. culling the population who buy murderdogs might help too
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Apr 28, 2016 14:58
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Eradicate all dogs with a locking jaw mechanism aka no dog in existence.
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Apr 28, 2016 15:05
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SHISHKABOB posted:Omg 34 times wow insane What about the 24000 people whose dogs where killed by what is essentially a tumour with a sharks mouth? But please tell us more about the terrifying scourge that is the Golden Retriever. You seemed to stop talking about it when someone used google.
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Apr 28, 2016 15:10
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Illuminti posted:What about the 24000 people whose dogs where killed by what is essentially a tumour with a sharks mouth? Its really simple though. When a golden retriever bites you, you get a few stitches and say dang that sucked. When a pit bull attacks you you die.
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Apr 28, 2016 15:13
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Illuminti posted:What about the 24000 people whose dogs where killed by what is essentially a tumour with a sharks mouth? thats dog vs dog crime unless you are a dog idk if you can have a valid opinion dude
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Apr 28, 2016 15:15
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Anyone who wants to own a pit bull should have to lock themselves in a small bathroom with someone else's pit bull and a strand of lit firecrackers.
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Apr 28, 2016 15:32
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Millie posted:Eradicate all dogs with a locking jaw mechanism aka no dog in existence. A software feature is still a feature
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Apr 28, 2016 15:48
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Lol god drat the onion is pro some times
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SHISHKABOB posted:http://www.lightningsafety.noaa.gov/fatalities.shtml dog giveth and dog taketh away
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Apr 28, 2016 17:10
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This chick I've started seeing has a pitbull, and I'm looking into ways of discreetly putting it down.
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Apr 28, 2016 17:15
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In the lightning analogy pit bull owners are walking around during a thunderstorm holding golf clubs above their heads.
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The Bananana posted:This chick I've started seeing has a pitbull, and I'm looking into ways of discreetly putting it down. I think thats just called "negging" now
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