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"Hurr durr, what if it were the fashion for every country were ruled by laws you had to mind and obey all the time? You've been working hard at your job all week, so of course the first thing you want to do on your day off is obey some laws made by some dudes in some building somewhere. DUrrrrr *shits pants*" -The jackass who invented laws.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:45 |
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did you get arrested for pot, OP
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:46 |
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shhhhhhh. everythings gonna be okay baby
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:46 |
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yeah man, totally. and what is the DEAL with airline food? am i right?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:46 |
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heh, books
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:47 |
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:yeah man, totally. and what is the DEAL with airline food? am i right? I have never eaten a meal on a flight, so I can't really say. I'm not sure what this has to do with the topic.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:49 |
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Actually I'm ok with laws.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:50 |
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I've seen a bunch of episodes of Law and Order so i can represent you in a court of law. BONG BONG
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:50 |
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I'm very grateful that laws exist, because I would have almost certainly been raped and murdered long ago without them
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:51 |
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I would like it if laws dictated fashion, especially if fedoras and neckbeards were outlawed.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:52 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I'm very grateful that laws exist, because I would have almost certainly been raped and murdered long ago without them Don't give up hope, there's always tomorrow! That's what Law and Order SVU taught me.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:52 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I'm very grateful that laws exist, because I would have almost certainly been raped and murdered long ago without them Actually laws don't do that, guns and power do that.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:53 |
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laws are the only thing protecting your mouth from my balls, op
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:57 |
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Iron Prince posted:laws are the only thing protecting your mouth from my balls, op maybe they're the only thing protecting your balls from my mouth
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:58 |
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VectorSigma posted:maybe they're the only thing protecting your balls from my mouth OH, SNAP!
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:59 |
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:03 |
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VectorSigma posted:maybe they're the only thing protecting your balls from my mouth look i'm willing to 69 and just call it even. truth in the middle and all that
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:04 |
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I piss on hamurabis grave
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:04 |
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fun fact society invented laws because without them we'd be living in utter savagery.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:06 |
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SlanderEx. Law #127: "If any one "point the finger" at a sister of a god or the wife of any one, and can not prove it, this man shall be taken before the judges and his brow shall be marked. (by cutting the skin, or perhaps hair.)"[23]TradeEx. Law #265: "If a herdsman, to whose care cattle or sheep have been entrusted, be guilty of fraud and make false returns of the natural increase, or sell them for money, then shall he be convicted and pay the owner ten times the loss."[23]SlaveryEx. Law #15: "If any one take a male or female slave of the court, or a male or female slave of a freed man, outside the city gates, he shall be put to death."[23]The duties of workersEx. Law #42: "If any one take over a field to till it, and obtain no harvest therefrom, it must be proved that he did no work on the field, and he must deliver grain, just as his neighbor raised, to the owner of the field."[23]TheftEx. Law #22: "If any one is committing a robbery and is caught, then he shall be put to death."[23]TradeEx. Law #104: "If a merchant give an agent corn, wool, oil, or any other goods to transport, the agent shall give a receipt for the amount, and compensate the merchant therefor. Then he shall obtain a receipt from the merchant for the money that he gives the merchant."[23]LiabilityEx. Law #53: "If any one be too lazy to keep his dam in proper condition, and does not so keep it; if then the dam break and all the fields be flooded, then shall he in whose dam the break occurred be sold for money, and the money shall replace the corn which he has caused to be ruined."[23]DivorceEx. Law #142: "If a woman quarrel with her husband, and say: "You are not congenial to me," the reasons for her prejudice must be presented. If she is guiltless, and there is no fault on her part, but he leaves and neglects her, then no guilt attaches to this woman, she shall take her dowry and go back to her father's house."[23] One of the best known laws from Hammurabi's code was: Ex. Law #196: "If a man destroy the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye. If one break a man's bone, they shall break his bone. If one destroy the eye of a freeman or break the bone of a freeman he shall pay one gold mina. If one destroy the eye of a man's slave or break a bone of a man's slave he shall pay one-half his price."[23]
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:10 |
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Isaac posted:SlanderEx. Law #127: "If any one "point the finger" at a sister of a god or the wife of any one, and can not prove it, this man shall be taken before the judges and his brow shall be marked. (by cutting the skin, or perhaps hair.)"[23]TradeEx. Law #265: "If a herdsman, to whose care cattle or sheep have been entrusted, be guilty of fraud and make false returns of the natural increase, or sell them for money, then shall he be convicted and pay the owner ten times the loss."[23]SlaveryEx. Law #15: "If any one take a male or female slave of the court, or a male or female slave of a freed man, outside the city gates, he shall be put to death."[23]The duties of workersEx. Law #42: "If any one take over a field to till it, and obtain no harvest therefrom, it must be proved that he did no work on the field, and he must deliver grain, just as his neighbor raised, to the owner of the field."[23]TheftEx. Law #22: "If any one is committing a robbery and is caught, then he shall be put to death."[23]TradeEx. Law #104: "If a merchant give an agent corn, wool, oil, or any other goods to transport, the agent shall give a receipt for the amount, and compensate the merchant therefor. Then he shall obtain a receipt from the merchant for the money that he gives the merchant."[23]LiabilityEx. Law #53: "If any one be too lazy to keep his dam in proper condition, and does not so keep it; if then the dam break and all the fields be flooded, then shall he in whose dam the break occurred be sold for money, and the money shall replace the corn which he has caused to be ruined."[23]DivorceEx. Law #142: "If a woman quarrel with her husband, and say: "You are not congenial to me," the reasons for her prejudice must be presented. If she is guiltless, and there is no fault on her part, but he leaves and neglects her, then no guilt attaches to this woman, she shall take her dowry and go back to her father's house."[23] looks like a lot of bullshit to me
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:12 |
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"Going Ham on somebody" is an idiom that refers to the ancient practice of an eye for an eye, or in other words, beating the poo poo out of somebody after they have beat poo poo out of you.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:13 |
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hammurabi thinks you're a lil bitch, op
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:15 |
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let he who has not been a public safety hazard cast the first stone
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:19 |
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If a man bites off the balls of another man, they shall bite off his balls.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:24 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If a man bites off the balls of another man, they shall bite off his balls. this would make a good comedy bit what if you don't want to bite some dude's balls, even if he bit yo[urs? that would be awkward edit: or what if someone without balls bit yours? VectorSigma fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Apr 28, 2016 |
# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:29 |
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I enjoy the Culture series by Iain M. Banks as well, OP; however, even if such a utopia is the future, laws are going to be with us for a long time to come.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:34 |
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the worst kind of call-out thread
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:36 |
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I can't wear those skinny jean things because they literally crush my balls.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:37 |
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eSports Chaebol posted:I enjoy the Culture series by Iain M. Banks as well, OP; however, even if such a utopia is the future, laws are going to be with us for a long time to come. If the human civ ended up remotely similar to the culture I would be mildly impressed but still suicidal hth, but not
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:38 |
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spud posted:I can't wear those skinny jean things because they literally crush my balls. The worst kind of millennial
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:39 |
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spud posted:I can't wear those skinny jean things because they literally crush my balls.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:39 |
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i can't wear those skinny jean things because they're loving retarded
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:41 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I'm very grateful that laws exist, because I would have almost certainly been raped and murdered long ago without them Well since you wrote that your chances of being raped and/or murdered multiplied exponentially. Shouldn't write or say that kind of stuff out loud IMO, just jinxed yourself dude.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:42 |
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stop being ironic it's hurting my brainstem
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:44 |
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drunk dog posted:the worst kind of call-out thread this is not one of those drunk dog posted:The worst kind of millennial this, however
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:45 |
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VectorSigma posted:this is not one of those Ok I got quoted I can go to sleep now.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK8TSJuBMgM
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:56 |
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Hello I love the law and I love peeing on my own legs
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Sheep-Goats posted:Hello I love the law and I love peeing on my own legs See, this is why america is hosed
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