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rio
Mar 20, 2008



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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
the only chute in this scenario is where my dick is going in you, op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
oh nooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QgaKz7lTQo

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!
It is jon pop's cousin, john loss.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
this is dumb pua bullshit

gently caress you op

Soylent Grun
Nov 13, 2008

Loss.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
is the pit of despair supposed to look like an unshaved vag? if so, well played

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

im going to make mouth gestures with my hand the whole time you're talking

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

these are getting really abstract

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I thought latter theory was about money and poo poo?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I prefer the former theory

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You wanna fight? come fight me
I'll hit ya with the "wa-psh-psh-psh", see, see
I get dirty after dark, I'll treat you like Spielberg
You'll get your rear end kicked in in a park
You don't believe me, the proof is in the pudding
Been a boy in the hood way before Cuba Gooding
I flip scripts with the mad pa-style, freeze
Music please
I dribble rhymes like Basketball-ems
People call me E.T.,
(what's that Shaq man?)
Extra-Tallems
You better than Shaq-tack, fool, shut up liar!
I lean on the Statue of Liberty when I get tired
Than I'll punch you in the stomach, I don't give a heck
(hey yo, why you bug a hooker like that?)
Yo, she breathed down my neck!
People walk around like, Yo, they got charged!
But I'm big like Gorilla, 6'7" ain't large!
I kick rhymes like moduck-kwong do
I smoke-smoke the mic-mic
Like Cheech and Chong do
You don't like Shaq, frankly I don't give a drat
I know I got skills man, I know I got skills man

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

2phat4u :gb2hd2k:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

You wanna fight? come fight me
I'll hit ya with the "wa-psh-psh-psh", see, see
I get dirty after dark, I'll treat you like Spielberg
You'll get your rear end kicked in in a park
You don't believe me, the proof is in the pudding
Been a boy in the hood way before Cuba Gooding
I flip scripts with the mad pa-style, freeze
Music please
I dribble rhymes like Basketball-ems
People call me E.T.,
(what's that Shaq man?)
Extra-Tallems
You better than Shaq-tack, fool, shut up liar!
I lean on the Statue of Liberty when I get tired
Than I'll punch you in the stomach, I don't give a heck
(hey yo, why you bug a hooker like that?)
Yo, she breathed down my neck!
People walk around like, Yo, they got charged!
But I'm big like Gorilla, 6'7" ain't large!
I kick rhymes like moduck-kwong do
I smoke-smoke the mic-mic
Like Cheech and Chong do
You don't like Shaq, frankly I don't give a drat
I know I got skills man, I know I got skills man

[Shaq]
I'm the hooper, the hyper
Protected by Viper
When I rock the hoop yo, you'd better decipher
In other words you'd better make a funky decision (whoo)
'cause I'm a be a Shaq knife, and cut you with precision
Forget Tony Danza, I'm the boss
When it comes to money, I'm like Dick Butkas
Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and
Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning
That's okay, not being bragadocious
Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious
Peace, I gotta go, I ain't no joke
Now I slam it (what?) jam it (unh)
And make sure it's broke

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
where do the snakes come in?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

PBS Newshour posted:

where do the snakes come in?

on the plane

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

[Shaq]
I'm the hooper, the hyper
Protected by Viper
When I rock the hoop yo, you'd better decipher
In other words you'd better make a funky decision (whoo)
'cause I'm a be a Shaq knife, and cut you with precision
Forget Tony Danza, I'm the boss
When it comes to money, I'm like Dick Butkas
Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and
Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning
That's okay, not being bragadocious
Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious
Peace, I gotta go, I ain't no joke
Now I slam it (what?) jam it (unh)
And make sure it's broke

This guy knows

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

This guy knows

gently caress they hosed up thos lyrics.

it should go "when it comes to money i'm like Rich DeVos" no loving dick butkis

he says rich devos because thats who owned the orlando magic when he played there

so much shaking my head r now

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

PBS Newshour posted:

these are getting really abstract

Lol

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

PBS Newshour posted:

these are getting really abstract

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
nevar forget

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I don't know what op's picture is trying to say

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


where do the chutes come in

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

MiracleWhale posted:

where do the chutes come in

off the plane

JessicaDupre
Apr 20, 2016

Gaunab posted:

I don't know what op's picture is trying to say

Even I don't want in on this action.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

yeee-hoo cover off the pool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvftCxoLLYw

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JessicaDupre posted:

Even I don't want in on this action.

loving lol at your av

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
e: i posted this in the wrong thread oh no

Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Apr 28, 2016

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


thanks ive been looking for this guys videos for years

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

im gaye posted:

thanks ive been looking for this guys videos for years

It was the quickest falling ladder video I could find so sue me sheesh

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

can't wait til the mra communities rediscover ladder theory

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Who the gently caress is Jared?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Regrettable posted:

Who the gently caress is Jared?

a man obsessed with rungs

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

PBS Newshour posted:

a man obsessed with rungs

do step-ladders have rungs?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

El Boot posted:

do step-ladders have rungs?

no, and that is why father doesn't treat them the same

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
im implying we are a family of ladders and our step ladder sibling is treated poorly by father ladder i hope that was understandable and brought you many lols

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

PBS Newshour posted:

im implying we are a family of ladders and our step ladder sibling is treated poorly by father ladder i hope that was understandable and brought you many lols

you a'ight

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






this is good thanks

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Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Blast from the past.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1022

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