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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
http://www.livescience.com/22120-eyes-reveal-sexual-orientation.html?li_source=LI&li_medium=more-from-livescience



quote:

Whether you're gay, straight or somewhere else on the spectrum, the truth of who attracts you could be in your eyes.

Pupil dilation is an accurate indicator of sexual orientation, a new study finds. When people look at erotic images and become aroused, their pupils open up in an unconscious reaction that could be used to study orientation and arousal without invasive genital measurements.

quote:

They recruited 165 men and 160 women, including gay, straight and bisexual participants. These volunteers watched separate one-minute videos of a man masturbating, a woman masturbating and neutral landscape scenes. The videos were all matched for brightness so that differences in light wouldn't skew the results.

A gaze-tracking camera recorded the pupils during these videos, measuring tiny changes in pupil size. People also reported their own feelings of arousal to each video.

The results showed that pupil dilation matches the pattern seen in genital arousal studies. In men, this pattern is generally straightforward: Straight men respond to sexual images of women, and gay men respond to sexual images of men. Bisexual men respond to both men and women.

:wink:

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Scientists are so stupid!

Eyes don't widen due to arousal, it's happening because of fear

These test subjects all wanted to flee the gross and disturbing imagery but I bet they were strapped to the chair like in A Clockwork Orange

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
gay men have one gay eye

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

PBS Newshour posted:

gay men have one gay eye

which one?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

JiveHonky posted:

which one?

i am referring to their weiner

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i am entirely comprised of gay

gay all the way down

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

i'm the one who got a boner during the neutral landscape scene

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I have gay hands

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

PBS Newshour posted:

gay men have one gay eye

Stop staring at it. You will blink before it does.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Wicker Man posted:

Stop staring at it. You will blink before it does.

sometimes it will wink though

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
Nice thread also I crave suicide can I go now?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

PBS Newshour posted:

sometimes it will wink though

This but my peen

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Planarch posted:

i'm the one who got a boner during the neutral landscape scene

Dendrophilia is no laughing matter :mad:

Imagine watching powerless as your lovers are murdered, mangled and torn limb from limb to build houses, pulped and turned into paper for tabloid magazines, burned alive to keep us warm...

It must be a living nightmare

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

im gaye posted:

i am entirely comprised of gay

gay all the way down

Top to bottom and back to front

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

drunk dog posted:

Nice thread also I crave suicide can I go now?

Yes drunk dog

Thank you drunk dog

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
why are they presenting this as some fantastic discovery? we've known for over 100 years that pupils involuntarily dilate when you see something that appeals and arouses you. what a waste of a thread.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


who do I see about my gay eyes, an optometrist or a priest

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Freestyle posted:

why are they presenting this as some fantastic discovery? we've known for over 100 years that pupils involuntarily dilate when you see something that appeals and arouses you. what a waste of a thread.

my pupils are dilating just reading this post. pm me

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

error1 posted:

Scientists are so stupid!

Eyes don't widen due to arousal, it's happening because of fear

These test subjects all wanted to flee the gross and disturbing imagery but I bet they were strapped to the chair like in A Clockwork Orange


Closet homo spotted.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i opened my third eye but it was super gay

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
im not gay for eyes, because i am not an eye.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
death is certain

hope is illusion

naem
May 29, 2011

What if I masturbate violently to landscapes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

What if I masturbate violently to landscapes

You're a cowboy? Idk...

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

I have constantly dilated pupils, I can't even get laser eye surgery and I look high. Does that make me a pan-sexual?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


crowoutofcontext posted:

I have constantly dilated pupils, I can't even get laser eye surgery and I look high. Does that make me a pan-sexual?

it also makes you a pedophile if I understand you correctly

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




crowoutofcontext posted:

I have constantly dilated pupils, I can't even get laser eye surgery and I look high. Does that make me a pan-sexual?

The best part of this is when people think you're tripping in regular daily life lol

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

crowoutofcontext posted:

I have constantly dilated pupils, I can't even get laser eye surgery and I look high. Does that make me a pan-sexual?

Your result: ultimate sexlord 69

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
You're giving me...hungry eyesss.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Mine are always dilated. So yes of course, eye yam very gay.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
You have to check their brown eye

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Chard posted:

The best part of this is when people think you're tripping in regular daily life lol

Happens frequently, one eye doctor said my stoner eyes might be due to being allergic to demodex the microscopic mites that live on human eyelashes.

So when people think I'm tripping I now assure them that I'm just reacting to the invisible bugs that live on my face.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
ya my eyes are pretty gay

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
how much grant money are you flushing down the toilet with this thread

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
give some gay biz a try you might enjoy it you only live once

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

El Boot posted:

how much grant money are you flushing down the toilet with this thread

$8 any more questions beardo

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Shaquin posted:

give some gay biz a try you might enjoy it you only live once

im already posting on an iphone

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

JiveHonky posted:

$8 any more questions beardo

who told you about my stupid beard

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
we can smell it through your posts

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

El Boot posted:

who told you about my stupid beard

:smug:

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