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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
it sucks that Oliver Stone is doing this movie because he has sucked as a director for a while now

I hope it has a scene where an evil Hillary yells "no!" into a phone and slams it down, and then turns to Huma Abedin and says a bunch of poo poo in Arabic and then they kiss.

(the people on the other end of the phone were the benghazi heroes asking for more help)

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

deep impact on vhs posted:

if nothing else maybe it will change the minds of some literal mongoloids about government surveillance

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
chelsea manning > edward "fuckboy" snowden

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It has nicolas cage, i'm excited

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Stuntman posted:

chelsea manning > edward "fuckboy" snowden

Their all the same person to me

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Cnut the Great posted:

the time interval between the actual event and the inevitable movie adaptation is getting dangerously small, imo.

pretty soon there'll be movies coming out depicting events that haven't actually happened yet!

It'll be like that scene in Spaceballs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIwlRClHsQ

naem
May 29, 2011

Boo hoo I earn six figures as a glorified IT guy for the government

Did you know that intelligence agencies SPY on people??

Sometimes military guys talk loudly and in a gruff manner!!

That does it I'm burning this whole thing down and by thing I mean my really really good job and model girlfriend and also some foreign governments will have a good chuckle about some idiot revealing emails or whatever

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i lost my poo poo when nic cage came on this movie is gunna be :krad:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the last time i heard this much snowden talk was when it snowed three feet and everybody was snowden! ahaghaghahhahahhgh

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

who is playing the role of ben ghazi

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


eSports Chaebol posted:

realtalk i want a dorner movie. im thinkin forrest whittaker. make it happen hollywood!

a dorner movie would legitimately be awesome though. wesley snipes should play him tho

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Profondo Rosso posted:

a dorner movie would legitimately be awesome though. wesley snipes should play him tho

Dorner should be LL Cool J, he'll have to get chubby for the role

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


City of Tampa posted:

Dorner should be LL Cool J, he'll have to get chubby for the role

ll cool j may be a lookalike, but he lacks the crucial "bad rear end motherfucker" factor that snipes adn dorner share

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

have shaq play him

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
is there a numerical scale of some kind that doesn't implicate my political affiliation?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Parallax Scroll posted:

who is playing the role of ben ghazi
It never happened.

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
The bit where he is loving his girlfriend and is paranoid that all his consumer electronics are watching looks set to be the scene of the decade.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Dorner was a hero.

Theres nothing wrong with letting the info fly from downtown.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
his girlfreind is hot how does a ultra nerd get such a hot grilfriend, lol

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Can't wait to see Gordon-Levitt being super serious while surrounded by wall scrolls. Snowden is confirmed weeaboo.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
never forget pvt benjamin ghazi

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Parallax Scroll posted:

who is playing the role of ben ghazi

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



notZaar posted:

Who cares how tall he is that really has no bearing on what he did. He could have been 4'5" and still accomplished the same thing.

But if he had been 7' he might have been caught because how would you stay below the radar?

makes u think

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Wtf is JGL doing with his voice? It sounds fake as hell

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

No. 6 posted:

I like government spying on people.

same. it's a good thing.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Well at least this will bring the fake news to what I'm sure is a frighteningly high percentage of the population that have no idea who Snowden is or what he did. I'd like to think they will wax philosophical over some Doritos Locos Tacos and Baja Blast thinking about their personal freedoms in the digital age.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ManDingo posted:

Well at least this will bring the fake news to what I'm sure is a frighteningly high percentage of the population that have no idea who Snowden is or what he did. I'd like to think they will wax philosophical over some Doritos Locos Tacos and Baja Blast thinking about their personal freedoms in the digital age.

Whoa, its like a post from the past, today!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'll watch it because I'm a bitch and love JGL

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001

satanic splash-back posted:

Whoa, its like a post from the past, today!

On 3 page thread nonetheless. Well gently caress.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

I hope the movie manages to include this somehow http://web.archive.org/web/20020427212047/http://ryuhanapress.com/ed.html

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
itt a bunch of people confuse Julian Assange for Edward Snowden, despite that being pointed out on page 1

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

for the last drat time manning =/= snowden

that that tantrum throwing chucklefuck is constantly being compared to snowden is just another reason millenials should be destroyed

Yeah it's pretty insensitive for people to use his old name. Gender transformation is a complex process where you get a new identity, in this case Snowden is gone and you should call her Chelsea Manning.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Long as we're letting Hollywood decide everything historical, I want a movie where Dorner and Manning team up like in 48 hours. It could be called "Corner Pocket".

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Airborne Viking posted:

itt a bunch of people confuse Julian Assange for Edward Snowden, despite that being pointed out on page 1

Sounds like you got trolled.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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is this an action movie

how do they make an action movie about a white guy riding a plane to hong kong and then to russia

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

notZaar posted:

Sounds like you got trolled.

nahhhhhh, there's some genuine hurf durf going on in here

naem
May 29, 2011

brylcreem posted:

his girlfreind is hot how does a ultra nerd get such a hot grilfriend, lol

Money, he had a dream job

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Ollie Stone has been kind of a weird hack since 2000, like only a two of his films since them have been decent (those being the director's cut of Alexander, W.) and kind of his Untold History of the United States (when he wasn't blatantly giving the USSR a rubbie).

Also he has some loving weird sexual hangups:

1. His mother taught him how to masturbate (a story he was open about with his first wife)
2. Even his mother suspected some romantic love from him.

3. He married his third wife from South Korea because he figured she would allow him to gently caress around (how all of his earlier marriages ended)

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Alexander was boring and W pulled every punch it could. But then, he was arrested for possession during the filming of the latter, so...

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Also he has some loving weird sexual hangups:

1. His mother taught him how to masturbate (a story he was open about with his first wife)
2. Even his mother suspected some romantic love from him.

3. He married his third wife from South Korea because he figured she would allow him to gently caress around (how all of his earlier marriages ended)

I stopped reading at about the fourth paragraph and will just take your word for all of this stuff.

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i hope his leaks aided and emboldened the terrorists

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