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Ok GBS.. I know you guys got some real twisted humor ....................oh frick yeah. And se let's put this sick stuff to work and start cranking out some MEAN TWEETS. Some real doozies! Think of this as a sort of twisted dark humor BALL PIT and we're the kids, playing in the ball pit and the balls are the mean tweets. So we're playing with and in the balls, but also producing them. FROM OUR BUTTHOLES! (dark humor......more of this please!) EXAMPLES: Here's one to send to BAD BOY MARTIN SHINE: quote:Remember when you were sort of an internet meme because of those things you said well now people have kinda forgot about you TO: Levar Burton (reader rainbow) quote:I wish I was blind like you so I would not have to see....your stupid earrings! TO: That fat gay man who plays Elmo on the season street! quote:Why is your voice so high-pitched is it because you ate a lemon??? TO: Clive Owen quote:Have you ever considered running for president? Don't do it becuase you will not get my vote #foodforyourthought OK, So let's get started G.B....S! Let's put the GENERAL BULLSHIT back into mean teets!
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:42 |
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i could never be mean, op
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:44 |
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"your gay"
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:47 |
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man you're way too cray for my liking, sometimes you take things too far!!
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 09:59 |
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We're never gonna beat microsoft's AI tay. It called a dude a house friend of the family and said ted cruz was worse than a serial killer.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:11 |
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Hey Pauly Shore, you regret having date night at the shooting range?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:16 |
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youre not tricking me into getting twiter nice try though.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:19 |
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To the opquote:you are a human being
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:20 |
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Meanest tweet is that one loving bird who wakes me up sometimes after night shift but its more of a caw
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:20 |
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Hey op, i bet your hands still hurt from punching that pillow you limp wristed soft serve piece of crap https://youtu.be/LklFP1IG9KY Free Cheese fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Apr 28, 2016 |
# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:35 |
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#meanesttweet twat
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:39 |
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you can suck a fart right out of my butthole, turd burgler #wassup
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:53 |
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Op, youre a doo doo head
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:54 |
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@lowtax your dumb website is down again
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:55 |
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OP belongs on somethignawful.com wooow #rektum
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:30 |
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the things you like are bad, whereas the things i like are good
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:46 |
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Hey @TedCruz at least after you lose the presidency you can still rent your nose out as a bottle opener
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:48 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaIdTromp/status/724742531439841281
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:55 |
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I have all the social networking I need right here on something awful dot com forums op. But if I was to say something dusty I'd probably say something to a prominent figure in pop culture I guess.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:02 |
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#Go #Kill #Yourself #Gokillyouself #gottabemean #meanesttweet good job
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:18 |
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hey give me a popular celebrity or athlete and i will riff them good.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 13:52 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hey give me a popular celebrity or athlete and i will riff them good. gordon ramsay
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 13:54 |
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just sent a death threat to a judge give me my prize
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 13:55 |
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Illegal Username posted:Meanest tweet is that one loving bird who wakes me up sometimes after night shift but its more of a caw
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 13:56 |
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Germstore posted:gordon ramsay Hey Gordo why dont you learn to keep your cool before I give y our noggin a crushin like crushed ice hah. okay next?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 13:57 |
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quote:Jay Z. More like Gay Z.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:00 |
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https://twitter.com/stacyfederlin/status/725667187759845378
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:00 |
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beyoncgayyyy
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:00 |
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https://twitter.com/bmadyn/status/725640260919521280
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:01 |
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@JaleelWhite you DID do that, and by "that" I mean suck.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:02 |
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@SigourneyWeaver I don't consider Aliens 3-5 Canon and you are a monster for signing on to a movie where Newt dies.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:04 |
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https://twitter.com/AngelaSalisbur4/status/725598474083815424
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:05 |
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@JohnGoodman lose some weight you cat loving pig
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:05 |
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@Johngoodman *fat
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:06 |
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https://twitter.com/Tategraham733/status/725665735129747456
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:07 |
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quote:@Beyonce Becky with the good hair is @taylorswift13 right?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:11 |
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@BrunoMars Hey Bruno I think your outfit looks really good @BrunoMars For a clown to wear @BrunoMars At the Circus
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:17 |
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@pattonoswald *Borat voice* MY WIFE!
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:20 |
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Ahundredbux posted:Op, youre a doo doo head Please do not insult my cultural heritage
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 14:32 |
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8 track betamax posted:Please do not insult my cultural heritage more like cultural HAIRitage
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