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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Ok GBS.. I know you guys got some real twisted humor :twisted:....................oh frick yeah. And se let's put this sick stuff to work and start cranking out some MEAN TWEETS. Some real doozies! Think of this as a sort of twisted dark humor BALL PIT and we're the kids, playing in the ball pit and the balls are the mean tweets. So we're playing with and in the balls, but also producing them.


FROM OUR BUTTHOLES! :thumbsup: (dark humor......more of this please!:twisted:)

:siren:EXAMPLES::siren:

Here's one to send to BAD BOY MARTIN SHINE:

quote:

Remember when you were sort of an internet meme because of those things you said well now people have kinda forgot about you

TO: Levar Burton (reader rainbow)

quote:

I wish I was blind like you so I would not have to see....your stupid earrings!

TO: That fat gay man who plays Elmo on the season street!

quote:

Why is your voice so high-pitched is it because you ate a lemon???

TO: Clive Owen

quote:

Have you ever considered running for president? Don't do it becuase you will not get my vote #foodforyourthought

OK, So let's get started G.B....S! Let's put the GENERAL BULLSHIT back into mean teets!

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i could never be mean, op :)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"your gay"

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
man you're way too cray for my liking, sometimes you take things too far!!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
We're never gonna beat microsoft's AI tay. It called a dude a house friend of the family and said ted cruz was worse than a serial killer.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Hey Pauly Shore, you regret having date night at the shooting range?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


youre not tricking me into getting twiter nice try though.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
To the op

quote:

you are a human being

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
Meanest tweet is that one loving bird who wakes me up sometimes after night shift but its more of a caw

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Hey op, i bet your hands still hurt from punching that pillow you limp wristed soft serve piece of crap

https://youtu.be/LklFP1IG9KY

Free Cheese fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Apr 28, 2016

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
#meanesttweet twat

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
you can suck a fart right out of my butthole, turd burgler #wassup

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Op, youre a doo doo head ;)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
@lowtax your dumb website is down again

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

OP belongs on somethignawful.com wooow #rektum

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
the things you like are bad, whereas the things i like are good

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Hey @TedCruz at least after you lose the presidency you can still rent your nose out as a bottle opener

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
https://twitter.com/realDonaIdTromp/status/724742531439841281

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I have all the social networking I need right here on something awful dot com forums op. But if I was to say something dusty I'd probably say something to a prominent figure in pop culture I guess.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
#Go #Kill #Yourself #Gokillyouself #gottabemean #meanesttweet good job

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hey give me a popular celebrity or athlete and i will riff them good.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Smash it Smash hit posted:

hey give me a popular celebrity or athlete and i will riff them good.

gordon ramsay

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just sent a death threat to a judge give me my prize

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Illegal Username posted:

Meanest tweet is that one loving bird who wakes me up sometimes after night shift but its more of a caw

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Germstore posted:

gordon ramsay

Hey Gordo why dont you learn to keep your cool before I give y our noggin a crushin like crushed ice


hah.

okay
next?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

quote:

Jay Z. More like Gay Z.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/stacyfederlin/status/725667187759845378

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
beyoncgayyyy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/bmadyn/status/725640260919521280

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
@JaleelWhite you DID do that, and by "that" I mean suck.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
@SigourneyWeaver I don't consider Aliens 3-5 Canon and you are a monster for signing on to a movie where Newt dies.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/AngelaSalisbur4/status/725598474083815424

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
@JohnGoodman lose some weight you cat loving pig

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
@Johngoodman *fat

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/Tategraham733/status/725665735129747456

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

quote:

@Beyonce Becky with the good hair is @taylorswift13 right?

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
@BrunoMars Hey Bruno I think your outfit looks really good


@BrunoMars For a clown to wear


@BrunoMars At the Circus

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
@pattonoswald *Borat voice* MY WIFE!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Ahundredbux posted:

Op, youre a doo doo head ;)

Please do not insult my cultural heritage

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

8 track betamax posted:

Please do not insult my cultural heritage

more like cultural HAIRitage

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