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I wanna get some of this thick rear end Illuminati money. Plus I can gently caress and kill anyone I want provided they aren't in the Illuminati. That'd be the real poo poo right there. I figure I should join the freemasons but they seem lame. They're probably just a diversion tactic anyway. Like, the Illuminati uses the masons as a way to grab up all the wanna be Illuminaties (Illuminites? Illumibros?). I'm totally willing to kill goats, humans, other animals, whatever. Hook a brother up goons.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:00 |
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You gotta date jay-z.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:22 |
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You gotta be Jewish my man, or else wise complicit in the grand Jewery
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:24 |
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Education is the only way to illumination
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:40 |
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Shaquin posted:You gotta be Jewish my man, or else wise complicit in the grand Jewery I can totally do that. Learning Hebrew and reading the whole torah is gonna be a bitch, plus the you-know-what is gonna make for a rough week or two but otherwise I'm down.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:49 |
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A Key A Lodge A Wing A Plan R AMANAPLANACANALPANAMA (I have no loving clue)
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:52 |
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OP if you want to join Illuminati you can't tell anyone ok???
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:52 |
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old money, like ancient money really. basically you have to be a medici descendant
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:53 |
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Illavick posted:I'm totally willing to kill goats, humans, other animals, whatever. Hook a brother up goons. I think you have to light your pubic hair on fire in order to get the grand maegysterres' attention. They're really busy this time of year (celeb death bingo).
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 10:58 |
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Yes, I know how.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:01 |
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Wire me $1000 and I'll put in a good word for you.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:03 |
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im going to masturbate
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:05 |
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im mastuarbating
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:05 |
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I would only join so I could get a cool whistle ring.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:13 |
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Meet me at the witching hour behind the Hardees in Glen Burnie, Marland. Come alone.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:15 |
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I was under the impression that paying to post here is sufficient, not sure what more you want really OP.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:18 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wire me $1000 and I'll put in a good word for you. And that word is to me, and you'll have to wire me $10,000 to prove your intentions
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:06 |
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Lunixnerd posted:I was under the impression that paying to post here is sufficient, not sure what more you want really OP. No, we're just a CIA cover.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:27 |
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hey i am illuminatti, 1/16 on my dads side whats up?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:28 |
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Suck your own dick to completion at midnight during a full moon where those 4 states join together.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:29 |
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if you fold a dollar bill, then look at the back, youll find you cannot side the entirety of the back at once. this doesnt have anything to do with illuminati initiation though e: for real though, take some classes in greek and latin and grab a dollar bill and try and read it backwards
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:33 |
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you are probably too far down the food chain to join the illuminati, but dont worry the illuminati is out there watching over you.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF32SgsRAMs
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:47 |
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suck my loving dick and balls OP
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:50 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:im mastuarbating are you still masturbating
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:56 |
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Stick your cock in a dead pig's mouth.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:15 |
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Just click this completely harmless link here..... It's not goatse, I promise.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:25 |
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black people have become very concerned about the illuminati over the past 10 years
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:29 |
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You start by putting your left foot in, OP.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:29 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:suck my loving dick and balls OP I was pretty sure that this would be the first reply. Disappointed.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:31 |
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Trick question Brother, GBS is the Illuminati! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:46 |
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Don't call us, we'll call you.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:58 |
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Ask you're mother op.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:01 |
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you have to learn the Freemason secret handshakes first note that these ignore the fact that if you are an apprentice shaking the hand of a mark master or higher, you must perform the sacred beej before receiving the handshake
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:07 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:im mastuarbating Finished yet?
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:09 |
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Use the konami code at the start screen and then turn in your starter gear (just armor)to the quest giver at Jiffy Lube while over level 20
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:11 |
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I'm my own illuminati
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:12 |
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Kill a cop.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:13 |
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I'm in it. Not all it's cracked up to be. You get to gently caress who you want; but it's a selection of 500lb BBWs and and they kinda sorta make you gently caress them whether you want to or not. If anything I want to know how to get out of the illuminati; assuming that's what this organization is (they purport to be the illuminati).
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 17:18 |
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Kuato posted:I'm in it. Not all it's cracked up to be. You get to gently caress who you want; but it's a selection of 500lb BBWs and and they kinda sorta make you gently caress them whether you want to or not. If anything I want to know how to get out of the illuminati; assuming that's what this organization is (they purport to be the illuminati). Not really seeing a downside to your organization.
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