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Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
I wanna get some of this thick rear end Illuminati money. Plus I can gently caress and kill anyone I want provided they aren't in the Illuminati. That'd be the real poo poo right there.

I figure I should join the freemasons but they seem lame. They're probably just a diversion tactic anyway. Like, the Illuminati uses the masons as a way to grab up all the wanna be Illuminaties (Illuminites? Illumibros?).

I'm totally willing to kill goats, humans, other animals, whatever. Hook a brother up goons.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
You gotta date jay-z.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
You gotta be Jewish my man, or else wise complicit in the grand Jewery

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Education is the only way to illumination

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

Shaquin posted:

You gotta be Jewish my man, or else wise complicit in the grand Jewery

I can totally do that. Learning Hebrew and reading the whole torah is gonna be a bitch, plus the you-know-what is gonna make for a rough week or two but otherwise I'm down.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
A Key A Lodge A Wing A Plan R

AMANAPLANACANALPANAMA

:wom::mason::wom:

(I have no loving clue)

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
OP if you want to join Illuminati you can't tell anyone ok???

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

old money, like ancient money really. basically you have to be a medici descendant

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Illavick posted:

I'm totally willing to kill goats, humans, other animals, whatever. Hook a brother up goons.

I think you have to light your pubic hair on fire in order to get the grand maegysterres' attention. They're really busy this time of year (celeb death bingo).

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yes, I know how.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wire me $1000 and I'll put in a good word for you.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to masturbate

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im mastuarbating

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I would only join so I could get a cool whistle ring.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Meet me at the witching hour behind the Hardees in Glen Burnie, Marland. Come alone.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I was under the impression that paying :10bux: to post here is sufficient, not sure what more you want really OP.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wire me $1000 and I'll put in a good word for you.

And that word is to me, and you'll have to wire me $10,000 to prove your intentions

Allatum
Feb 20, 2008

Pillbug

Lunixnerd posted:

I was under the impression that paying :10bux: to post here is sufficient, not sure what more you want really OP.

No, we're just a CIA cover.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hey i am illuminatti, 1/16 on my dads side whats up?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Suck your own dick to completion at midnight during a full moon where those 4 states join together.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
if you fold a dollar bill, then look at the back, youll find you cannot side the entirety of the back at once. this doesnt have anything to do with illuminati initiation though

e: for real though, take some classes in greek and latin and grab a dollar bill and try and read it backwards

www
Aug 4, 2010

you are probably too far down the food chain to join the illuminati, but dont worry the illuminati is out there watching over you.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF32SgsRAMs

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
suck my loving dick and balls OP

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lonesomedwarf posted:

im mastuarbating

are you still masturbating

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Stick your cock in a dead pig's mouth.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Just click this completely harmless link here.....

It's not goatse, I promise.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
black people have become very concerned about the illuminati over the past 10 years

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
You start by putting your left foot in, OP.

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Captain Yossarian posted:

suck my loving dick and balls OP

I was pretty sure that this would be the first reply. Disappointed.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Trick question Brother, GBS is the Illuminati!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Don't call us, we'll call you.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ask you're mother op. :smug:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

you have to learn the Freemason secret handshakes first



note that these ignore the fact that if you are an apprentice shaking the hand of a mark master or higher, you must perform the sacred beej before receiving the handshake

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

lonesomedwarf posted:

im mastuarbating

Finished yet?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Use the konami code at the start screen and then turn in your starter gear (just armor)to the quest giver at Jiffy Lube while over level 20

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
I'm my own illuminati

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Kill a cop.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm in it. Not all it's cracked up to be. You get to gently caress who you want; but it's a selection of 500lb BBWs and and they kinda sorta make you gently caress them whether you want to or not. If anything I want to know how to get out of the illuminati; assuming that's what this organization is (they purport to be the illuminati).

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Kuato posted:

I'm in it. Not all it's cracked up to be. You get to gently caress who you want; but it's a selection of 500lb BBWs and and they kinda sorta make you gently caress them whether you want to or not. If anything I want to know how to get out of the illuminati; assuming that's what this organization is (they purport to be the illuminati).

Not really seeing a downside to your organization.

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