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Just flick your lizard tongue out at the door.
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Haha? The Who? Hahaha, woooweee, the media these days, gotta run. Don't ask any more questions, ok bye
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happyhippy posted:Kill a cop. 
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You've got to become enlightened before you can illuminate others, plus now the internet make illuminati more or less defunct.
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Apr 28, 2016 19:40
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You get tapped during your senior year of undergraduate studies
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They'll email you if they want you. But be careful, because Google is against the Illuminati and will send the invitation to your spam folder so that you'll never see it. I found this email in mine last year:The Illuminati posted:If you wish to join the “GREAT ILLUMINATI WORLD WIDE“AND BECOME RICH, FAMOUS IN LIFE Contact Us via email: illuminaticonfraternity@aol.com for more information
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lonesomedwarf posted:im mastuarbating Can I watch?
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www posted:you are probably too far down the food chain to join the illuminati, but dont worry the illuminati is out there watching over you.
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Apr 28, 2016 20:15
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You have to accept Morgan Everett's offer, shut down the four fusion reactors, then flip the switch in the infusion control room to kill Bob Page.
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Apr 28, 2016 20:37
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It's really easy. Just be extremely rich. Guess it's kind of a catch-22 for you though OP.
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The illuminati are mostly dead in the us, op, they have been mostly replaced by the jews
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Apr 28, 2016 22:58
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Take one mains-powered lamp. Ensure it is switched off. Remove lampshade. Sit on bulb until it smashes in your anus. Now turn on lamp power switch. CONGRATULATIONS, you are now Illuminati.
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I'm announcing a public call to join my secret society. I'm going to call it "The Secretists" we will have many secrets but no real power. Who's ready to step up to the plate and learn more about our new secret society? The first secret is that bees aren't supposed to be able to fly but do anyway. Also our symbol will be a bee with two crossed swords under it.
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Apr 28, 2016 23:15
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You have to win a publisher's clearing house vacation and it's actually a trip to our secret initiation island.
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Apr 28, 2016 23:17
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I applied online to a entry level Program Support Assistant position with the Illuminati. I felt pretty good about my chances to at least get an interview, my cover letter was sharp. The place was filled by the hiring manager's son's friend. 
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Apr 28, 2016 23:23
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1-900-JOINUSNOW 1-900-JOINUSNOW 1-900-JOINUSNOW 1-900-JOINUSNOW
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Apr 28, 2016 23:29
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There's a Freemasonry thread in Ask/Tell and all they talk about is some lodge in Tennessee kicking out gay and trans dudes. Truly, the great issue of our time.
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Apr 28, 2016 23:42
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Let me open your eyes to the real truth
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They've been owned by Disney for decades.
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down n out posted:You get tapped during your senior year of undergraduate studies gently caress
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down n out posted:You get tapped during your senior year of undergraduate studies One of my old roommates thought he was being recruited for the Illuminati.
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You can't just join the Illuminati to become rich and powerful. You have to be already rich and powerful to join the Illuminati. That's why you join the Knights Templar instead.
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Atrocious Joe posted:One of my old roommates thought he was being recruited for the Illuminati. Did he cosplay as a light bulb?
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Apr 29, 2016 04:44
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Peep this for a good laugh about the illuminati or w/e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEKr3QXhzUQ
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there's a hidden message in the new beyonce album that you must recite in a top-secret area
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Crazyeyes posted:Don't call us, we'll call you. Mods knew.
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