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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

What kind of toast do you like GBS? A charred brick? Slightly less charred? Golden brown? Light brown? Warmed enough to stiffen the bread?

What toppings? Butter? Jam? Jelly? Honey?

What kind of bread? White? Wheat? Sourdough? Something else?

Me, I'm a golden brown sourdough with butter and occasionally a little strawberry jelly kind of guy. Discuss.

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Apr 28, 2016

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I usually just roll with the toast De jour from the local artisanal toast cafe.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I like bagels with cream cheese and prosciutto op. Maybe some h loom toms on it. I loving love prosciutto op. I loving love it. Oh god!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

King of Bees posted:

I like bagels with cream cheese and prosciutto op. Maybe some h loom toms on it. I loving love prosciutto op. I loving love it. Oh god!

Sounds p good tbh

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:nws:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm making one right now. Thanks for the kick in the pants op! Gonna be a beautiful day.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


never seen anyone come out of the closet via toast

you're a toast pioneerqueer

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

bradzilla posted:

never seen anyone come out of the closet via toast

you're a toast pioneerqueer

actually i was just shittoasting in your thread

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sex idiot posted:

actually i was just shittoasting in your thread

it si not wiose to troll me!!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


When peolle complain about their toast being burnt, how are you supposed to respond?

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

bradzilla posted:

it si not wiose to troll me!!

What the gently caress are you going to do about it? Give me delicious recipes for toast? Well gently caress you

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

When peolle complain about their toast being burnt, how are you supposed to respond?

Watch on emotionless as they collapse to the floor in a stroke

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sex idiot posted:

What the gently caress are you going to do about it? Give me delicious recipes for toast? Well gently caress you

idk man but you seem mad about toast

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

bradzilla posted:

idk man but you seem mad about toast

I'm melting down and i'm taking you with me you toast bitch. Your dick is burnt bread and your balls are stale crumbs (your turn)

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

When peolle complain about their toast being burnt, how are you supposed to respond?

You gotta eat their toast. Don't let those people waste some good toast.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I could live off toast. Growing up, there are two snacks my mom would make: toast with cinnamon & sugar, or toast with Cheez Whiz on it. The kind in a jar, not the can. It's super white trashy, but it tastes better than you'd expect.

Now I like golden sourdough with good butter and a thin layer of frog jam. If I haven't made it to Amish territory to stock up on frog jam, black raspberry will do. Really, anything but grape. I can't imagine anyone actually liking grape jelly.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

I like bagels with cream cheese and prosciutto op. Maybe some h loom toms on it. I loving love prosciutto op. I loving love it. Oh god!

gently caress yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sex idiot posted:

I'm melting down and i'm taking you with me you toast bitch. Your dick is burnt bread and your balls are stale crumbs (your turn)

Oh I've got a comeback. You'll just have to wheat and see.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bradzilla posted:

Oh I've got a comeback. You'll just have to wheat and see.

melting down like butter on perfectly toasted toast :smug:

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sex idiot posted:

~~~ƤƲƬ ƬӇЄ ƬƠƛƧƬ ƊƠƜƝ ƛƝƊ ƁƲƬƬЄƦ ƳƠƲƦ ƛƧƧӇƠԼЄ ƖƝƧƬЄƛƊ~~~

something has gone a-rye

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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A pro toasting tip. The broiler in your oven can make toast. It can toast more bread and faster than a toaster appliance.

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

i bet your mom still irons your name in your toast OP you bitch

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A pro toasting tip. The broiler in your oven can make toast. It can toast more bread and faster than a toaster appliance.

Thank you!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sex idiot posted:

i bet your mom still irons your name in your toast OP you bitch

that's pretty crumby of you

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I added a handy toast reference to the op

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:siren:My supervisor brought purple bagels in for the team:siren:

The purple is because of Prince. I live in Minneapolis you see

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

bradzilla posted:

:siren:My supervisor brought purple bagels in for the team:siren:

The purple is because of Prince. I live in Minneapolis you see

purple grain

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sex idiot posted:

purple grain

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

bradzilla posted:

Oh I've got a crumback. You'll just have to wheat and see.

FTFY

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



:eyepop: look at those fuckers, still warm too

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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bradzilla posted:



:eyepop: look at those fuckers, still warm too

I think you should write Purple Grain in sharpie next to the bagels.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
is bread toast or is toast bread

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Toast is bread. Bread is prototoast.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I think you should write Purple Grain in sharpie next to the bagels.



e: took one of the bagels to the cafeteria and toasted it, eating now with honey walnut cream cheese :smug:

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Apr 28, 2016

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



did they section up grimace's d

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I like toasted pita bread (uncaramelized) with spicy Israeli hummus.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like cinnamon toast crunch

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supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I like toast and marmite

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