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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
ar.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/28/milwaukee-two-year-old-son-mother-shot

Older news:
Last month in Florida, Jamie Gilt, 31, was shot in the back by her four-year-old son who used a handgun that slid from underneath the front seat to the back where he was seated. Gilt survived the shooting.

Welp I guess.

Pinch Me Im Meming fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Apr 28, 2016

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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
The main lesson here is guns are so well made even a toddler can use them! Good job gun manufacturers!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm glad of it.

Oh she lived? NM.

But still parents who leave guns accessable to toddlers deserve it when their head gets holed.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

A young Florida Man in training

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
how do you get fatally shot and survive?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
We already had a whole dumb thread about her. Lol "last month" what a scrub.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
It's two different stories jesus christ guys

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

RedMage129 posted:

We already had a whole dumb thread about her. Lol "last month" what a scrub.

Jesus loving christ

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





How do you gently caress up the title so badly compared to the text of your message?

Wisconsin Mother fatally shot by 2 y.o. magically becomes Florida Mother shot (not fatally) by 4 y.o.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

It's two different stories jesus christ guys

What if it was the same kid though

That would be a good thread

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

maybe the four year old went back in time to being 2 and killed the mom

then he will go back another two years and poop in her vagina

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

The Locator posted:

How do you gently caress up the title so badly compared to the text of your message?

Wisconsin Mother fatally shot by 2 y.o. magically becomes Florida Mother shot (not fatally) by 4 y.o.

I hosed up so bad I'm gonna edit the thread.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Maybe the mom reached around behind the seat and shot herself to get in the news.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
What do f the mom was about to murder suicide both of them and the toddler shot in self defense?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Matricide attempt foiled, maybe he'll have better luck next time

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
nice shot kid work on your trigger discipline and MAYBE I can find a place for you on my airsoft team

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
That woman is a friend of a friend of mine apparently. I didn't want to tell the friend this but this really expands the options children have to "break your mother's back."

It used to just be smoking crack, you see, but now it's like,

"If you reach in your mother's purse, you'll send for the hearse"

www
Aug 4, 2010

im not surprised

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





"She was the best mom for her kids..." *puts 2 y.o. un-belted in back seat with boyfriends gun without a child car seat*

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
This is somehow Scott Walker's fault

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
We should take this further and shoot ALL moms except mine (for me to visit) and microwave's (for me to gently caress).

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




so sick of this "toddler shooting mom from the backseat" meme

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

pit bull wouldnt have shot her

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

if we ban cars this wouldnt happen

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

donkey salami posted:

pit bull wouldnt have shot her

gun technology is progressing every year. it will not be long until we have guns that pitbulls can use.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
didn't even give her a chance to return fire :mad:

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


every time this happens it reminds me of blazing saddles

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

donkey salami posted:

pit bull wouldnt have shot her

not necessarily

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Looks like that slore got triggered

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

was the mom a bad guy with a gun? if so good job kiddo

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

For some reason this accident made me want to reference family guy. I'm now filled with self loathing.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Looks like she won't have much of a shot at making the big time. :grin:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

criminal peoples

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
still not as bad as back seating modding am i right guys haha thnak you

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

she'll never be the head of a major corporation

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

my thread about a gay shark was better than this pile of poo poo thread

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

quote:

Also in the car were Patrice Price’s mother and one-year-old son, both in the front passenger seat.

Something's becoming pretty clear here...

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
heh, I bet I know what kind of face she made when the kid popped shotz to the double glock glock:

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Oedipus was right.

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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
black lives matter?

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