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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the best way to get some "shuteye" is good old fashioned bed right? wrong again the best way to get some "shuteye" is to buy a "my pillow" and use it in conjunction with your bed. if you have a lady friend you can also do the "missionary" position in the bed with her to expend energy and hasten your slumber. thank you for your time.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

the best way to get some "shuteye" is good old fashioned bed right? wrong again the best way to get some "shuteye" is to buy a "my pillow" and use it in conjunction with your bed. if you have a lady friend you can also do the "missionary" position in the bed with her to expend energy and hasten your slumber. thank you for your time.

are they still doing the 2 for 1 deal?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Do you ever get tired off just diving for the lowest hanging fruit OP?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

every night before i fall asleep i light my mattress on fire but i always wake up rested and refreshed and the house is completely burned down. any tips/tricks?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
My three best hos is Becks, Ming Fu, and memory foam.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do you ever get tired off just diving for the lowest hanging fruit OP?

if youre diving wouldnt it be for the highest hanging fruit??????:confused:?????

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

are they still doing the 2 for 1 deal?

yes if you use the special code in the bottom right hand corner

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i try counting sheep because they are fluffy like pillows, unlike my pillow which is a piece of poo poo

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

if youre diving wouldnt it be for the highest hanging fruit??????:confused:?????

That's what I'm saying! Why even bother with the effort if that's all you're going for?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This bed sounds like it would be way too hot to sleep on

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

the best way to get some "shuteye" is good old fashioned bed right? wrong again the best way to get some "shuteye" is to buy a "my pillow" and use it in conjunction with your bed. if you have a lady friend you can also do the "missionary" position in the bed with her to expend energy and hasten your slumber. thank you for your time.

You're welcome. Glad to finally get some recognition around here in the form of a thank you

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

That's what I'm saying! Why even bother with the effort if that's all you're going for?

im confused, could you mspaint me a quick map?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

every night before i fall asleep i light my mattress on fire but i always wake up rested and refreshed and the house is completely burned down. any tips/tricks?

well jerry, if you sleep on a "my pillow" it will keep your head cool all night long because it "breathes"

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's just a question. If you guys want to write an annotated edition be my guest. I'm just looking for simple answers.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i am more of a fan of doggystyle and cowgirl, hth

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*wearing glasses* i have never me tthis man before in my life *rests head on pillow* *is instantly in a coma/sleep*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
there is a picture floating around of a little kid in the hospital with a breather and his eyes rolled back in his head. thats how i would describe it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
OP i sexed your my pillow

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

how come worf and his brother didn't have eastern european accents like their parents?

Moltke
May 13, 2009
how can they all be "my pillow?" are you just licensing the use of his pillow rather than buying ownership? when is it ever your pillow? these questions keep me awake at night and i cannot sleep

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Moltke posted:

how can they all be "my pillow?" are you just licensing the use of his pillow rather than buying ownership? when is it ever your pillow? these questions keep me awake at night and i cannot sleep

property is theft

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do you ever get tired off just diving for the lowest hanging fruit OP?

I got this one guys!

Suck my loving balls

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

I got this one guys!

Suck my loving balls

Where am I gonna get tweezers that small smart guy?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Do you ever get tired off just diving for the lowest hanging fruit OP?



not really. its about all im qualified for. fruit-wise.

sorry i missed this.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

not really. its about all im qualified for. fruit-wise.

sorry i missed this.

i've developed a revolutionary product that will change your life. i'll send over a prototype

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i've developed a revolutionary product that will change your life. i'll send over a prototype



is that a shovel?

unidentify_loser
Apr 26, 2016

by Lowtax
proud sex having autist girl

v nice

i am happy 4 u etc?

idk wat i am supposed to say

u r a chronic liar

and chump made a weak vidya game

and i will marriage manyak if u r not still dating him

i call u "tiny whore"

4 many reason

much like ur sister say presenting a bad rear end 4 many reason etc

unidentify_loser
Apr 26, 2016

by Lowtax
spergerella the true somethingawful FYAD fantasy sex haver story~ by caregiver of retard brother k8

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

is that a shovel?

i call it a fruit agitator

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

mypillow is lumpy garbage and made my neck sore for the week I used one

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

mypillow is lumpy garbage and made my neck sore for the week I used one

you must be extremely obese

Moltke
May 13, 2009

bradzilla posted:

mypillow is lumpy garbage and made my neck sore for the week I used one

i'm sorry, whose pillow?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

are they still doing the 2 for 1 deal?

ya buy one get one free! $100

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i do not for one second believe that aids was started by a man having sex with a monkey

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

monkeys are very fast and agile creatures. just catching one would be a feat

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i do not for one second believe that aids was started by a man having sex with a monkey

thanks that lets me off the hook

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i do not for one second believe that aids was started by a man having sex with a monkey

Yeah, your mom's a slut but she's not a monkey.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

getting a monkey to sit still long enough to make love to it? i don't think so, tim

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my phd thesis was a picture of a monkey reclining seductively on a mypillow

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
when you fuxking yo girl and she make this face

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