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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

getting a monkey to sit still long enough to make love to it? i don't think so, tim

thats why they make horse traquilizers tina

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

monkeys are also incredibly strong. if you tried to force yourself on one it would probably claw your face off or pull your balls off like grapes

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Drad_Bert posted:

when you fuxking yo girl and she make this face


You really wanna force that meme don't you? Maybe you should work out or do something better with your time?Chicks aren't into memes, just saying.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

metaphorically speaking, of course. monkeys don't have claws

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Drad_Bert posted:

when you fuxking yo girl and she make this face


gently caress me daddy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You really wanna force that meme don't you? Maybe you should work out or do something better with your time?Chicks aren't into memes, just saying.

you certainly have a bad attitude

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

you certainly have a bad attitude

I think my attitude is pretty great and I have dimples so I smile a lot. I just happen to find the cliche and tired a bit boring.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You really wanna force that meme don't you? Maybe you should work out or do something better with your time?Chicks aren't into memes, just saying.

You're a real pissy baby diaper today friend . maybe you should work on your attitude

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I think my attitude is pretty great and I have dimples so I smile a lot. I just happen to find the cliche and tired a bit boring.

are we here to entertain you? what are we clowns? in a circus? we are here to amuse you?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

try loving one of your pets. i bet it goes nuts and bites the poo poo out of you. and that's a domesticated animal that trusts you - not a dang wild monkey!!!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

You're a real pissy baby diaper today friend . maybe you should work on your attitude

ya it seems like he has a bad attitude to me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
thats what ive noticed about his lame posts

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

ya it seems like he has a bad attitude to me

I don't know what to tell you man. I wish there was something I could say to make you more original.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I think my attitude is pretty great and I have dimples so I smile a lot. I just happen to find the cliche and tired a bit boring.

You say that but we all know u makin this face:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Lmao

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I don't know what to tell you man. I wish there was something I could say to make you more original.

theres really not. maybe you could try and clean up your 'tude a little bit tho? pretty pleasae?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm taking my son to hardee's

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Hey there is some bad attitude stinking up this place, anyone else smell it?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Hey there is some bad attitude stinking up this place, anyone else smell it?

ya. it frikken reeks

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
you should all try eating poo poo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im gonna make the funnioest parody thread of this one its gonna rock your socks off!!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dad gay. so what posted:

im gonna make the funnioest parody thread of this one its gonna rock your socks off!!

i'm laughing just thinking about it

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

im gonna make the funnioest parody thread of this one its gonna rock your socks off!!

I'm waiting in anticipation.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I'm waiting in anticipation.

shut the gently caress up

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I'm waiting in anticipation.

Don't try to be cool now

dad gay. so what posted:

im gonna make the funnioest parody thread of this one its gonna rock your socks off!!

gently caress yeah the attitude is smelling much better in here!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Drad_Bert posted:

shut the gently caress up

Why? I like watching you flail around.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

try loving one of your pets. i bet it goes nuts and bites the poo poo out of you. and that's a domesticated animal that trusts you - not a dang wild monkey!!!!

u cant talk me out of making love to primates. your just making my pickle thicker

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why? I like watching you flail around.

he's right though

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why? I like watching you flail around.

so many people telling you to shut up today. are they jelly??? hmmmm

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

JiveHonky posted:

u cant talk me out of making love to primates. your just making my pickle thicker

your attitude stinks, pal

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

so many people telling you to shut up today. are they jelly??? hmmmm

I don't care what they are. That's why I'm a baller and they are nerds.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

It's just how it works bro; don't be a jelly doughnut.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Ahh yes lol

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

It's just how it works bro; don't be a jelly doughnut.

you can sit on it pal

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

turn on the scentsy it freakin reeks in here

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Drad_Bert posted:

you can sit on it pal

Will do Potsie.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



my "friend" did this to me once and my ear was chock full of buzzing flies within a week, a condition known as "tinnitus", gently caress you rodney

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

getting a monkey to sit still long enough to make love to it? i don't think so, tim

i got the monkey doctor to prescribe my monkey adderal and pretty soon we were sittin on the couch doin lines off the back of a joy division cd case and i put my hand on his thigh

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