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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

paul_soccer10 posted:

Every dismayed Bernie supporter should swallow this guys load

:hai:

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Police chief at press conference:

"We will use the robot to manipulate his body."

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pththya-lyi posted:

Nah. Everybody metabolizes tranquilizers differently, so most likely a dart would either 1) make the guy woozy without putting him down or 2) kill him

That's why anesthesiologists make the big bucks figuring out the right dosage to knock you out during surgery

It was a hedgehog joke but there are doses of drugs that would be perfectly effective and not dangerous to use in a tranq dart. Anesthesiologists don't just use those because they have other flaws to them that the preferred drugs do not.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

It was a hedgehog joke but there are doses of drugs that would be perfectly effective and not dangerous to use in a tranq dart. Anesthesiologists don't just use those because they have other flaws to them that the preferred drugs do not.

its a animal who gives a gently caress

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

im gaye posted:

they are saying hes a hedgehog what a story developing here

He didn't go fast.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hedgehogs have sharp claws

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

hedgehogs have sharp claws

they sure as hell DONT have blue arms!!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Helical Nightmares posted:

He didn't go fast.

It's important to go fast

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Von Sloneker posted:

Police chief at press conference:

"We will use the robot to manipulate his body."

Paging Jessica Dupre to the thread :flashfap:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

MariusLecter posted:

He took the first two(?) shots like a champ

They were probably bean bag shots since a) they hit him in the legs (bean bag rounds are aimed there to avoid killing someone by hitting them in the chest the wrong way) and b) he soldiered through them.

It's not impossible for a guy to walk through real bullets like that but in a bug show like this the people ordered to shoot are usually going to have shotguns or rifles, not 9mm handguns, and that's a big ask.

It's possible that the blurred out shots were real since a) they were blurred out b) they seemed to hit him in the chest c) he went down instantly.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
hedgehogs ar actually the most venomous marsupial on the planet but their claws are not long enough to puncture human skin and inject it so lol

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

MariusLecter posted:

hedgehogs ar actually the most venomous marsupial on the planet but their claws are not long enough to puncture human skin and inject it so lol

hedgehogs are pound-for-pound the most powerful entity in the solar system

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Welp, another time traveler shot dead and his information suppressed. When will they ever learn

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
he probably shoudl have surrended but i guess he didnt want to be called a chicken :D

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Sheep-Goats posted:

They were probably bean bag shots since a) they hit him in the legs (bean bag rounds are aimed there to avoid killing someone by hitting them in the chest the wrong way) and b) he soldiered through them.

It's not impossible for a guy to walk through real bullets like that but in a bug show like this the people ordered to shoot are usually going to have shotguns or rifles, not 9mm handguns, and that's a big ask.

It's possible that the blurred out shots were real since a) they were blurred out b) they seemed to hit him in the chest c) he went down instantly.

what made those neat round holes in his hoodie?

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

knuckles gonna be pissed when he hears about this

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Shadow the hedgehog will save him, right after saving the mayor from terrorist.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Sheep-Goats posted:

It was a hedgehog joke but there are doses of drugs that would be perfectly effective and not dangerous to use in a tranq dart. Anesthesiologists don't just use those because they have other flaws to them that the preferred drugs do not.

Oh, thanks for the explanation.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

MariusLecter posted:

what made those neat round holes in his hoodie?

Your imagination?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Sheep-Goats posted:

Your imagination?

doh, guess i killed him :sweatdrop:

ExtraQuiet
Apr 25, 2016

by Shine
Animal Control has arrived on the scene;
claims jurisdiction.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ExtraQuiet posted:

Animal Control has arrived on the scene;
claims jurisdiction.

Are they gonna shovel him into the truck bed or just fling him by his tail?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

MariusLecter posted:

what made those neat round holes in his hoodie?

Thats where the rings popped out

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Thats where the rings popped out

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Shorty-Greasy-Spot-Spot?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Robot got the vest, guy got picked up.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I bet he's just mad they moved the mlp convention got moved out of town

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

:vince:

Found the next Vince gif.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006


quick someone add the rings

hurry

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
fuckin furries

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

SLEEP!

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I didn't like the new Animal Collective much, either.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


It's a good thing furry culture didn't explode in Baltimore.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
ok what happened here

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Holy poo poo they just killed him on live tv :stare:

....i'm still confused

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
there was a man-raccoon going through the trash and hissing at people and he looked rabid so they had to put him down

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
The explosive device he claimed to have was actually chocolate candy bars wrapped together with wires, with another device meant to look like a detonator running down his sleeve.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

The explosive device he claimed to have was actually chocolate candy bars wrapped together with wires, with another device meant to look like a detonator running down his sleeve.

it was truly the most ideal way to get shot

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

ChrisHansen posted:

The explosive device he claimed to have was actually chocolate candy bars wrapped together with wires, with another device meant to look like a detonator running down his sleeve.

It was a calorie bomb.

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Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time
Is there a link to the full interview?

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