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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
my face when I realized I had aspergers:

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like to spin around while jumping over things and stroking peoples hair while experiencing asmr so no i dont think i have aperger

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



hmmmm maybe i have spergers?

POOTER123
Nov 3, 2012
should i take the test with what i think or what i think they want me to say !?! i want them to think i'm normal! :kingsley: edit: semi smart with no social or relationship skills? sounds about right


Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 126 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 89 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)



AAAAAANNNDDDD:

Your results indicate that it is likely you have ADD

Your results indicate that it is unlikely you have Inattentive ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Over-focused ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Temporal Lobe ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Limbic ADD

Your results indicate that it is likely you have Ring of Fire ADD
IM hosed UP INN THE NOGGIN :negative:

POOTER123 fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Apr 29, 2016

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Constant Hamprince posted:

The good news is that you don't have aspergers.

The bad news, well... You know how they call aspergers 'high-functioning' autism? At your level of functioning you have no idea where I'm going here, and have likely started to sexually fantasize about trains while reading this.

Wait til the trains community hears about this.

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 42 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 166 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical



sup my fellow neurotyps

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Instead of neurotypical and neurodiverse, why can't they just write "normal" and "hosed up" like it really means?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

wit posted:



Give it to me straight, doc.

Literally lol'd

Also, suck it, retards

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Apr 29, 2016

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
You have to be autistic to finish this drat quiz.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Booblord Zagats posted:

Literally lol'd

Also, suck it, retards



very glad that my posting buddy is not an aspie thats a load off

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I want to know who answered yes to these:

• In conversations, do you use small sounds that others don't seem to use?
• Do you have an urge to jump over things?
• Do you examine the hair of people you like a lot?
• Do you feel an urge to peel flakes off yourself and / or others?
• Do you enjoy spinning in circles?
• Do you have odd hair (for example multiple whorls, standing up when short or other peculiarities)?

Anyway my score:

Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 40 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 158 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

turbomoose posted:

You have to be autistic to finish this drat quiz.

This occurred to me, but then I came across a question that asked "do you get distracted easily" and I realized I had to finish it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Smash it Smash hit posted:

very glad that my posting buddy is not an aspie thats a load off

Agreed. Can't have no broke brains in the tag-team

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride
Fun Shoe
I'm too retarded for this quiz


Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Millie posted:

I want to know who answered yes to these:

• Do you have odd hair (for example multiple whorls, standing up when short or other peculiarities)?
I did, because my hair is loving weird.

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012


Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 85 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 118 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse :( and neurotypical :) traits

angel_munoz
Apr 29, 2016

by Shine
kidnap ur 1 day old ex gf and take her on cuban vacation at gun point

+10 unassertive boy 99 points

dont come to thanks giving dinner or all the trap invites to party crash her trailer park festivals tho

fuk that bitch let her earn her agency like all other individuals must

pussy trix is fukin 4 dummiez

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Millie posted:

I want to know who answered yes to these:

• In conversations, do you use small sounds that others don't seem to use?
• Do you have an urge to jump over things?
• Do you examine the hair of people you like a lot?
• Do you feel an urge to peel flakes off yourself and / or others?
• Do you enjoy spinning in circles?
• Do you have odd hair (for example multiple whorls, standing up when short or other peculiarities)?

Who the gently caress doesn't enjoy jumping over things, spinning in circles, and making mouth-farts while other people talk? Sad people with sad brains that's who.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i have oddd hair
edit😬

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Apr 29, 2016

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

HMMMM

Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 127 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 95 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 100 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 115 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits

I... didn't expect this. :ohdear:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry


I win!

how much 'tism does it require to manipulate the image like that?

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Apr 30, 2016

Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 24 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 184 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical



Eat it nerds

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 28 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 176 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical
Starting to think that ADD diagnosis was bullshit.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Could people stop posting the non-aspie ones, no one cares fuckers. We're here to determine who is an aspie, not who is like, normal and poo poo.

Not to mention, we're here posting aspbergers tests on a friday night so that has to mean something regardless of what an internet quiz says.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Taima posted:

Not to mention, we're here posting aspbergers tests on a friday night so that has to mean something regardless of what an internet quiz says.

XMNN posted:

if u complete the test u r ipso facto an autist

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Passed :kamina:
Speaking of the connotation behind Neurodiverse some youtube reviewer I follow described his Asperger's syndrome and the dude treats his traits like they're goddamn super powers. These traits being able to replay music and episodes of television in his head. And the ability to consider multiple voices that enables him to write My Little Pony fanfiction. :v:

Dr. Fred
Jun 14, 2000

Dirty Beluga posted:

I'm too retarded for this quiz




Firefox user. Definitely aspie.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I answered like 6 of the eye things then noticed how loving long it was and went "gently caress this stupid bullshit" and closed it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


im permabanned poster robotnikstomper58. i first started reading the gamefaqs forums when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "cool hedgehogs" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "sonic spinballs" and "i love making GBS threads inside hedgehog assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing rings in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "neurodivergent" style of the sonic fandom was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" mario and sonic at the olympic games to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

Pube Factory
Jun 10, 2001
Pretty much the only thing I'm good at is growing these beautiful, thick pubes
this is a thing where if you spent the time to complete the quiz, you probably have aspergers, right?

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 93 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 120 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits



I'm an Aspie-Normie hybrid, just like Gohan (who is a Saiyan-Earthling hybrid).

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

wit posted:



Give it to me straight, doc.

i got the same result but my wii u was able to scan mine as an amiibo what does that mean

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im hungry

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
For those of you finding out on your autism spectrum stus just now, do not worry, for there is hope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqnPZXLGVA

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

wit posted:



Give it to me straight, doc.

lol

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

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saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
this checks out op

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