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Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008





I might not win, but I'ma have tons of fun!

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


better watch the gently caress out

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Ahh... Whoa you got room in there for a copilot friend?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I like to take it easy during the deathrace

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Aerodynamics are essential

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
i imagine its already spoken for but

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
No thanks, I'll just walk

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
poo poo! I can't decide!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Looks like a winner!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
It would be cool if we could convince Applewhite or someone to do a play by play of the race.

right now it looks like maybe Jerry Mumphrey or the guy who picked Lowtax's ice car might win.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

JiveHonky posted:

It would be cool if we could convince Applewhite or someone to do a play by play of the race.

right now it looks like maybe Jerry Mumphrey or the guy who picked Lowtax's ice car might win.

are you loving for real i win by style alone

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

are you loving for real i win by style alone

your car is cool but looks like it needs a lot of maintenence, are you a mechanic? it might increase your chances

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Nation posted:

are you loving for real i win by style alone

i'm going to drive my turdmobile right over your face, into your mouth, back out of your mouth and across the finish line

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




heres me in my big wheels:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

JiveHonky posted:

your car is cool but looks like it needs a lot of maintenence, are you a mechanic? it might increase your chances

jesus is my copilot

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nation posted:

are you loving for real i win by style alone

My machine gun Maybach is superior to your gorgeous automobile in every other way, tho

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
what is this a race?? im gonna wear a nice scarf and cruise around but inadvertently win

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
see you all in hell

from heaven :smug:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

what is this a race?? im gonna wear a nice scarf and cruise around but inadvertently win

big banana car laughs at your scarf and hits the nitrous

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nation posted:

what is this a race?? im gonna wear a nice scarf and cruise around but inadvertently win

Nah, I'm gonna do a murder on you with my twin mini-guns and shoot the smoldering remains with a rocket

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Booblord Zagats posted:

Nah, I'm gonna do a murder on you with my twin mini-guns and shoot the smoldering remains with a rocket

*deploys caltraps*

~~smooth getaway~~

Happy Sisyphus
Nov 13, 2013

You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

btw good luck


:smug:

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Happy Sisyphus posted:

btw good luck


:smug:

Watch out for those speedbumps. :grin:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nation posted:

*deploys caltraps*

~~smooth getaway~~

*treads crush caltrops*

Shoots potato up your tail pipe

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Of course that is in Portland...

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Dang lowtax has a skyline? so thats where it all goes. Im gonna scavenge that poo poo for parts and motorize my momentum bicycle thing w one of nissans bulletproof engines

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

see you all in hell

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
pope mobile?



more like dope mobile (i'd be driving with a dummy sitting in the throne so idiots will shoot the wrong target and im just laughing my rear end off cause they're wasting all their precious bullets)

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i want tetsuo's bike actually let me change to that

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Here's mine. It'll be crewed by a colony of communist raccoons.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
so do people pay to sticky threads like this or do the mods read it and go "yes, this is what I'm talking about, yes"

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

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