NFL Draft '16 GDT: every pick is a future Hall of Famer, except for yours

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

im ready for the wentz era to begin. :getin:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:10

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Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Poonerman posted:

im so excited. someone's actually going to waste a high draft pick on christian hackenberg

It's really going to be glorious

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:10

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

axeil posted:

im ready for the goff era to begin.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:11

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

im fine with either qb because whatever. who cares. literally a coin toss anyway

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:12

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Gil Brandt just said that there are two teams in the low teens who would take Myles Jack

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:12

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005; Can't post for 46 minutes!

Ehud posted:

Schefter says the Browns and Cowboys may trade back up into the first round to take Paxton Lynch

Bet it's with Carolina.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:12

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Who the gently caress are these QB's?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:13

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

Bet it's with Carolina.

You reckon they have a hard on for Tunsil, Zeke or Staley?

Also I'd bet my left nut that at the 25 minute mark we've heard two picks. You just know the Eagles and Rams are going to be dicks.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:14

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Chargers B1tch!!!!! :spooky:

*groans*

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:14

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

I really don't like Ragland at 14

if all those other guys are gone i don't know where else you go.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:15

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Volkerball posted:

if all those other guys are gone i don't know where else you go.

I just have reservations about drafting a slow Bama LB with weight issues

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:17

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Is there a limit to how far into the future a traded pick is? If a team wanted to trade away their 2025 1st rounder is that legal?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:17

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Wooo all the months of speculation are finally over.

I can't wait to get to pick 12-17 when I get bored and start doing something else in the background

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

OMG their LBs will be Mack and... Jack?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:17

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

ESPN stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesa-HzpXjc

Add this to the OP please, I'll post the NFL Network stream when I get it

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:18

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

I just have reservations about drafting a slow Bama LB with weight issues

yeah but i also have reservations about drafting a corner in the early teens for the same reason. idk. we'll just have to see who falls.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:18

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

born on a buy you posted:

Is there a limit to how far into the future a traded pick is? If a team wanted to trade away their 2025 1st rounder is that legal?

Some googling says 4 years

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:18

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Another day, another chance to rekindle the flame of Goodell hatred

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:19

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Winkie01 posted:

Who the gently caress are these QB's?

Dogs, Swift, and Picks

http://i.imgur.com/PnoKa0w.gifv

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:19

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Booing Goodell will be a lifelong draft occurence and i cant wait for him to get booed yet again tonight

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:19

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Volkerball posted:

yeah but i also have reservations about drafting a corner in the early teens for the same reason. idk. we'll just have to see who falls.

Same, 14 sucks

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:20

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Winkie01 posted:

Who the gently caress are these QB's?

bunch of mediocre dudes who are about to win the lottery

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:20

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

warcrimes posted:

ESPN stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesa-HzpXjc

Add this to the OP please, I'll post the NFL Network stream when I get it

People can also sign up for a free 7 day trial of Sling TV to get ESPN for the weekend.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:21

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

The Kraken posted:

Booing Goodell will be a lifelong draft occurence and i cant wait for him to get booed yet again tonight

for posterity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSwXO6UG0

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:21

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Quest For Glory II posted:

im fine with either qb because whatever. who cares. literally a coin toss anyway

Tell that to San Diego and Indianapolis.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:22

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005; Can't post for 46 minutes!

BlindSite posted:

You reckon they have a hard on for Tunsil, Zeke or Staley?

Also I'd bet my left nut that at the 25 minute mark we've heard two picks. You just know the Eagles and Rams are going to be dicks.

Nah I can see a scenario where someone like the Browns trades back into the first to grab a falling qb ahead of Denver, or overdraft hackenburg which would probably break the forums.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:22

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Is there a pool for how long STL is going to take to submit their pick?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:22

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

One year the crowd accidentally started booing Goodell right when he was announcing a bunch of armed forces guys for the next pick but luckily I saved the day by starting a USA chant.

USA chants solve any problem.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:22

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I am looking forward to the Cowboys overcomplicating a simple first round pick.

Just don't trade down. Just don't do it.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:24

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Shinjobi posted:

I am looking forward to the Cowboys overcomplicating a simple first round pick.

Just don't trade down. Just don't do it.

Remember when the Cowboys' first round pick got skipped because they waited too long?

Good times.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:25

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Is anyone drinking that wormwood poo poo to celebrate the draft in Chicago?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:26

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Go ravens!

Curious to see what gold Ozzie pulls from that dumpster. It's been awhile since we had a pick six

defaultluser fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Apr 29, 2016

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:27

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So wait, the NFL.com stream doesn;t work if I have Time Warner or Comcast

And ESPN's stream won't loving work either

:wtf:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:28

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

The Glumslinger posted:

So wait, the NFL.com stream doesn;t work if I have Time Warner or Comcast

And ESPN's stream won't loving work either

that youtube link somebody posted works and I'm on Time Warner

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:29

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/725828860525301760

yesssssssss do iiiiiiiiit

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:29

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Jack, Rankins, or Treadwell to the Saints please.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:29

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

30 minute warning

Get all the poo poo you need now

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:31

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Metapod posted:

30 minute warning

Get all the poo poo you need now

Or take them.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:32

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Doltos posted:

One year the crowd accidentally started booing Goodell right when he was announcing a bunch of armed forces guys for the next pick but luckily I saved the day by starting a USA chant.

USA chants solve any problem.

BOOOOOOO S A

U S A

U S A

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Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
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Ted Thompson gonna pick some dude nobody's heard of from bumfuck nowhere but will turn out to be a solid starter anyways.

:feelsgood:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 00:33

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