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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

so it's been in the news lately, even on this side of the Atlantic, that one of team GBs main cycling coaches is a douchebag who makes fun of women and the disabled. And now, bbc breaking news, one of their cycling mans just tested positive for banned substances in a competition

This is funny to me because it was my understanding the cycling team was one of England's stronger Olympic squads, which I guess isn't saying much?

I need hot takes from British people, I can only assume that, like darts and pool, cycling is weirdly popular over there

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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Who cares rear end in a top hat

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Who cares rear end in a top hat

you cared enough to post. thanks friend.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I apologize for my fellow Yankee. I know you spell it "arsehole".

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
I like how the only time cycling is in the news is when there is a scandal.

So what's worse or which gives the better edge? using an electric motor like that one chick, or taking steroids?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

please don't doxx me, it was a posting mistake I swear

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
I thought all cyclists were basically doping in some way OP.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Anthrovore posted:

please don't doxx me, it was a posting mistake I swear

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
THANKS, OBAMA

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wow I don't know how to react to my favorite sport's ultimate team doing things that aren't good. poo poo I can't sleep or eat now that I know some british people riding bicycles broke a rule. Truly, a sad day to be remembered for the ages.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Anthrovore posted:

team GBs main cycling coaches

can i be on the gbs cycling team

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Wow I don't know how to react to my favorite sport's ultimate team doing things that aren't good. poo poo I can't sleep or eat now that I know some british people riding bicycles broke a rule. Truly, a sad day to be remembered for the ages.

I figured this was the opinion of most English people, riding bikes down to the local tea shoppe is one of the few things you guys can do outside right

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Turns out they were putting two sugars in their tea and dunking the wrong type of biscuits, all of which is illegal in the world of competitive cycling.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Who cares rear end in a top hat

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Fojar38 posted:

can i be on the gbs cycling team

Me too

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

GBS Cycling Team: Bad Knees, Bad Smells

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

wow mate it's hosed up not to treat bitches w/ respek

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
That lady who attatched a motor to her bicycle for a race recently wasn't British was she? That was funny as hell.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Thats pretty cool but you know whats even cooler?

texasmed
May 27, 2004
I really like cycling and I'm looking forward to watching the Giro

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

GBS Cycling Team: Bad Knees, Bad Smells

I seem to recall fyad once being subtitled "farty boys bicycle club" which seems like an appropriate name for a goon cycling squad

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

GBS Cycling Team: Bad Knees, Bad Smells

www
Aug 4, 2010

i want chris hoy 2 gently caress me

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Anthrovore posted:

I figured this was the opinion of most English people, riding bikes down to the local tea shoppe is one of the few things you guys can do outside right

Even then there's a decent chance of you getting attacked or mugged, right?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Blood doping is legit awesome and should be allowed in all sports.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
loving NASCAR is better than cycling.
loving NASCAR.
And NASCAR IS poo poo.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
ill never look at british cycling the same ever again

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
actually, ill just never look at the british cycle team at all, like usual

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


That's some-a spicey-a meatball!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Drad_Bert posted:

Thats pretty cool but you know whats even cooler?



who aaa this reall threw me for a.... loop!

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

nothing should be illegal in psports

psport babies destroy their bodies for it anyway, let them at least destroy them in the cause of advancing science

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Hola enfermeraaaa!

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011



ĦAy Chihuahua!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Why does she have a cold strip on her nose

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Airborne Viking posted:

Why does she have a cold strip on her nose

Probably something to do with protection of her nasal passageways from all the heavy breathing/cold Brit air.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It's supposed to open up your breathing but it's mostly just to Feel Pro.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

cool pic of an average looking man

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drad_Bert posted:

Thats pretty cool but you know whats even cooler?



Not worth it

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