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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
You know, Vicodin, percocet, maybe some oxycontin? Serious answers only please

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
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Probably when I went to grandma's house.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My dad only smokes weed and i think some dude gave him dmt the other day

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i remember the day clearly

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Pretty sure my dad's favorite activity in the world is smoking a bowl then raking leaves. It's cool.

I don't think opiates are dad drugs, those are mom drugs for sure.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I have an ear infection

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
right before I went to the psych ward

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
One day I was hosed up on coke and jackin it in bed and shot my load like 3 feet in the air and it landed on my cheek

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Tramadol is the ultimate dad drug. They give it out like candy the second you have any back problems. Luckily, I destroyed my back skateboarding when I was 20 so I get a lifetime supply now :woop:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I can't take my dad's drug, I don't think they make Olympia beer anymore.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
14, but the headaches stopped.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

im gaye posted:

i remember the day clearly




JiveHonky posted:

I have an ear infection



:monocle: Well played, gentlemen

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Gout meds, some blood pressure poo poo until Obama told me I should get hosed.
Weed booze ibuprofen until I step in front of a bus is the current plan

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Took Flomax when I had a kidney stone, does that count?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

CannonFodder posted:

Took Flomax when I had a kidney stone, does that count?

I dont know why are you asking ne

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Tom Gorman posted:

Pretty sure my dad's favorite activity in the world is smoking a bowl then raking leaves. It's cool.

I don't think opiates are dad drugs, those are mom drugs for sure.

This. Both my dad and myself- also a dad. Smoke weed, do chores, be happy. Also I think cocaine is something I think dads will do to relive the past, but not actually seek out cause they're dads.

Alvie
May 22, 2008

Hey OP, I think your dad has a problem.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Canadian whiskey and low-dose aspirin

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
What about those drugs for when you have to get up several times to pee each night?

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
jesus christ where are you guys getting all these awesome drugs all the time. do you really just walk into a doctor office and say hey doc im in pain, i need the good stuff?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I'll take one sertraline, please!

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I love drinking beer and moving heavy furniture around my house

Also nicotine lozenges are pro-tier

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

proctorbot posted:

jesus christ where are you guys getting all these awesome drugs all the time. do you really just walk into a doctor office and say hey doc im in pain, i need the good stuff?

Yes.

Also, say you have an itch, bite your finger coyly, drop your pants, and present your rear end to your doc. Doc will give you anything you want. You just have to give a little, ya know?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

what about amphetamines and benzos

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
It's all about presentation, yo.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I thought it was ibogaine? :shrug:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Parallax Scroll posted:

what about amphetamines and benzos

Thats i think the wildest combo of drugs you can do.

I just turn into a crime tornado

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I did meth xanax and alot of booze and woke up with a house full of cases of stolen beer. Like stacks higher than me

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

what about amphetamines and benzos

yes please

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
When it got prescribed to me by a Doctor!

Also can anyone please explain to me what's going on with Krusty the Clown here

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Aryu Kiddimeh posted:

When it got prescribed to me by a Doctor!

Also can anyone please explain to me what's going on with Krusty the Clown here

It's from the Simpsons

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
lol

Aryu Kiddimeh posted:

When it got prescribed to me by a Doctor!

Also can anyone please explain to me what's going on with Krusty the Clown here

You should get in it. Strike while the iron is hot as they say

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can't take my dad's drug, I don't think they make Olympia beer anymore.
They most certainly do. It's my father in law's beer of choice to go with his dad drug of choice (weed).

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


CannonFodder posted:

Took Flomax when I had a kidney stone, does that count?

Definitely a dad drug, but you don't qualify since it was for a kidney stone.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ladybird :unsmith:

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
You can't get ludes anymore :(

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i should probably be on something for my blood pressure

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Isaac posted:

I did meth xanax and alot of booze and woke up with a house full of cases of stolen beer. Like stacks higher than me

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I've actually never tried opiates. Not really interested. I like weed and psychedelics.

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