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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I don't really know what to get mine. Mother's day is right around the corner (9 days). I was thinking a Yankee candle or something, but I'd like to do something maybe slightly more creative this year. What do you guys plan on buying your mom or the mother(s) of your child(ren)?

A Concrete Divider fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Apr 29, 2016

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i know what im getting your mom op

im getting her pregnant

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

paul_soccer10 posted:

i know what im getting your mom op

im getting her pregnant

LOL nice reg date are you even old enough to get a girl pregnant

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
unfortunately yes

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i didnt kill myself this year

for some reason she's one of the only people who doesn't want me dead, so that's my gift

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
New cup holder for her tombstone.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i didnt kill myself this year

for some reason she's one of the only people who doesn't want me dead, so that's my gift

She really doesn't know what she's missing.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Dime bag

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

piss

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Frankenstyle posted:

She really doesn't know what she's missing.

i've been trying to convince her but she hasn't budged on it so far

i'll bring it up again this weekend

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

My mom died around mother's day 2 years ago THANKS but I'm going to put some pistachios on her shrine

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
A 98 year old copy of wind in the willows.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I got one of those sentimental books that moms like

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider
Two Alex & Ani bracelets :3:

rio
Mar 20, 2008

A MacBook because I am a good son and she doesn't like constantly being asked to upgrade to Windows 10.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I'm going to hire a clown to cook meat outdoors for her.











you thought this poo poo was gonna be drad_bert.jpg didn't you? owned.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


this Estee Lauder perfume she likes that smells like coconuts

her birthday's like two weeks later, so i'll have to find something else too

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:


you thought this poo poo was gonna be drad_bert.jpg didn't you? owned.

good thing it wasn't, that's probatable

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Oh Hell No posted:

this Estee Lauder perfume she likes that smells like coconuts

her birthday's like two weeks later, so i'll have to find something else too

get her brute spray on deodorant

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

get her brute spray on deodorant

or brute roll on deodorant

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