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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Hi all,

A new study was released last week (that I had been indirectly working on verifying for several years).

It showed that only 68% of men of Asian or Pacific Island Origin men are capable of penetrative sex. As opposed to 93% of the general population.

Now before you make an immature 'haha small penis' joke. Something that is very insensitive and uncultural, not to mention homogenous and undiverse. One of the reasons this is the case is less sensitive to NO2, that is amyl nitrate. The main worth of a human being is their intrinsic existence and identity. Not what they are capable of doing.

It just goes to show how amazing the human race is and how life always finds a way.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

You can never tell what a man is capable of until his pants are off.

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
darwin taught me that nature will compensate by having females of the species project their uterus outwards like a vice or clamp, ensnaring the genitals of the males. this allows the females to suckle the sperm of the males at their own leisure and gorge themselves on its intoxicating effects

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
man that would rule. im a super lazy lover and wouldnt mind being suckled to completion

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

darwin taught me that nature will compensate by having females of the species project their uterus outwards like a vice or clamp, ensnaring the genitals of the males. this allows the females to suckle the sperm of the males at their own leisure and gorge themselves on its intoxicating effects

I think I've read some Asian comic books to similar effect. Very diverse and interesting.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

im the 7%

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Link the study OP.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dudes with micropenises will never know the joy of docking, very sad

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

im gaye posted:

im the 7%

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The twist is they're not capable of vaginal penetrative sex because their penises are too BIG! :smug:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

SurfaceDetail posted:

Hi all,

A new study was released last week (that I had been indirectly working on verifying for several years).

It showed that only 68% of men of Asian or Pacific Island Origin men are capable of penetrative sex. As opposed to 93% of the general population.

Now before you make an immature 'haha small penis' joke. Something that is very insensitive and uncultural, not to mention homogenous and undiverse. One of the reasons this is the case is less sensitive to NO2, that is amyl nitrate. The main worth of a human being is their intrinsic existence and identity. Not what they are capable of doing.

It just goes to show how amazing the human race is and how life always finds a way.

thanks. youre now my favourite dick scientist

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
15cm here, neither big or particularly small. Just completely mediocre, like the rest of me

Except pecs, i have amazing pecs so i'm good

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

when you say asia do you just mean east asia or all of asia

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Zzulu posted:

15cm here, neither big or particularly small. Just completely mediocre, like the rest of me

Except pecs, i have amazing pecs so i'm good

What is up fellow moobs bro

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Parallax Scroll posted:

when you say asia do you just mean east asia or all of asia

The parts of Asia where the sun's constantly in everyones eyes because the atmosphere is thinner in that part of the world. Killer glare.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zzulu posted:

15cm here, neither big or particularly small. Just completely mediocre, like the rest of me

Except pecs, i have amazing pecs so i'm good

requesting pec pic

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

If I can't joke about penis size, can I make an overwork-induced impotence joke?

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Diversity is bullshit. If everybody were the same and would act like normal people, there would be no problems.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ive been told that i have a penis :shrug: i had no idea

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

darwin taught me that nature will compensate by having females of the species project their uterus outwards like a vice or clamp, ensnaring the genitals of the males. this allows the females to suckle the sperm of the males at their own leisure and gorge themselves on its intoxicating effects

Suckle

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Some really interesting info came out from prominent sociologists.

The average penis size of the Asian male had decreased 1.2 cm in the last 90 years (since they started measuring).

Combine that with 30% of Asian women saying they were uninterested in sex.

It might be society's or "evolutions" way of subtle population control.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

darwin taught me that nature will compensate by having females of the species project their uterus outwards like a vice or clamp, ensnaring the genitals of the males. this allows the females to suckle the sperm of the males at their own leisure and gorge themselves on its intoxicating effects

I think you just watched some hentai

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
wait, if i had become a scientist i could be out there measuring micropenises as we speak?!?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

SurfaceDetail posted:

Some really interesting info came out from prominent sociologists.

The average penis size of the Asian male had decreased 1.2 cm in the last 90 years (since they started measuring).

Combine that with 30% of Asian women saying they were uninterested in sex.

It might be society's or "evolutions" way of subtle population control.

hey mate if you are interested in population control might I suggest doing some research with a high velocity infusion of lead into your cerebellum

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
So is this why they are driving half of the planet's species extinct looking for the perfect Traditional Medicine boner pill?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


why havent you been banned yet op

www
Aug 4, 2010

i have a 7 inch white penis, pm me ladies

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

SurfaceDetail posted:

Some really interesting info came out from prominent sociologists.

The average penis size of the Asian male had decreased 1.2 cm in the last 90 years (since they started measuring).

Combine that with 30% of Asian women saying they were uninterested in sex.

It might be society's or "evolutions" way of subtle population control.

I bet the Asian women are just tired of sounding like they're passing a square turd while getting grinded on by a salryman that's too much of a dried-up husk of a person to realize he's not hard.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Profondo Rosso posted:

why havent you been banned yet op

Why would i be

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Shaquin posted:

hey mate if you are interested in population control might I suggest doing some research with a high velocity infusion of lead into your cerebellum

That doesnt seem safe

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Suckle my dick op

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cqn someone link these comics and cartoon movie films that incolve external female sexual organ

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
my weiner is 1/2 inch flaccid but balloons out to 16 ft the moment I spot a booby

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i call mine a "weird-ner" because its unusually thick

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lord Binky posted:

my weiner is 1/2 inch flaccid but balloons out to 16 ft the moment I spot a booby

i hope you're talking about the bird and not breasts because otherwise that would be loving sick

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Lord Binky posted:

my weiner is 1/2 inch flaccid but balloons out to 16 ft the moment I spot a booby

My dick is the exact size and shape as the mantle section of an adult architeuthis.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

My dick is the exact size and shape as the mantle section of an adult architeuthis.

Each of the million of sperm in my balls is the size of one of those squid, sorry about your tiny dick.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Don't worry they've fixed their penis problems with technology.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i had a japanese friend in elementary school who told me the reason japanese people are shorter than black or white people is because the gravity is higher in japan. checks out to me....

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

the great deceiver posted:

i had a japanese friend in elementary school who told me the reason japanese people are shorter than black or white people is because the gravity is higher in japan. checks out to me....

hahaha that explains why goku was super strong.

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