[the elephant in the room] Elephant in the Boardroom

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

I'd like to sit in on that meetng haha lmbo!

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Pawl: Sep 9, 2006; I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.

white primer uber alles

Your mom's lookin good these days

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turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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Elephants are great to bring to meetings since they never forget

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Pawl posted:

Your mom's lookin good these days

Thanks pawl!

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welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

JiveHonky posted:

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

JiveHonky posted:

Same but with a penis.

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LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

JakeP posted:

I'd like to sit in on that meetng haha lmbo!

No, you don't. This is very dangerous and not funny.

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Colonel Cancer posted:

Same but with a penis.

Why wuld you bite a penis off like that

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Original_Z: Jun 14, 2005; Z so good

Business clip art is the best, my favorite part of making PowerPoint presentations is stuffing as much clip art as possible that is vaguely related to the actual content. Sometimes it seems inappropriate but then you view presentations made by big shots who also throw art around everywhere.

Thread need more corporate clip art!

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

check out my new band, Corporate Clipart

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ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

I will never make a PowerPoint without at least one picture/graph/clipart on each page

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

ChrisHansen posted:

I will never make a PowerPoint

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coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i bet an elephant would be unhappy to be in a room with such low ceilings. they should hold meetings elsewhere until the animal can be calmed and removed.

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Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

JiveHonky posted:

i used to feel that mister rogers was perhaps the kindest, most blameless soul we're likely to see on this dumb earth, until today when i saw this gif of him showing kids to wrap a bananna in a slice of american cheese. all our heroes turn out to be monsters in the end, and only death is certain

:smith:

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I didnt even wait for the image in the op to load before voting it 5

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Shaquin: May 12, 2007

looks like he is the head of a major corporation

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

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