Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
were there any hot babes

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

ButteCysts posted:

were there any hot babes

Gretel Grosse: Recognize that name? Gretel Grosse is Hans Grosse's
sister! She is drat angry at you that you killed her brother so she wants
extreme revenge on you. She wears pink so all you pink-lovers out there better
like it. To attack you, she has 2 chainguns in her hands. The best strategy,
once again, is the strafing technique. This is always the best strategy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Medikit: This little thing-of-a-jig is pretty useful especially if you need
health at a critical time.

Dinner: Dinners are found everywhere throughout ww2. /

Dog Food: Ok, the dog food as mentioned above sounds pretty gross. But if
you're hurtin', you'll use anything you can get those hands on... including dog
food?

Blood: Thirsty? Blood can be found as red puddles laying on the ground
especially in little torture chamber-like rooms. Hey, if you're hurting that much... I won't go there.

Bones with Blood: Same thing as above except now it's with the bones.

>do gods will

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Thats whay we were fighting for for petes sake

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Thats whay we were fighting for for petes sake

drat straight

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
were there any good SA threads made

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

ButteCysts posted:

were there any good SA threads made

The SS definitely had nicet threads

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
How did it end and who won?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
What happened to the company that made it?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

ChrisHansen posted:

How did it end and who won?


General Fettgesicht However you spell his name, this boss is
frickin hard. He has a rocket launcher AND a chaingun in his hands. It is
strictly awful to be hit by the rocket launcher and then by the chaingun right
after. The best strategy is hide, hide, hide. Then after you hide, hide, hide,
peek out and shoot, shoot, shoot. Repeat this pattern until he dies. There's no
REAL strategy but to stay alive as long as you can. The best weapon is... fine,
I'll tell you... the chaingun. Of course it is. Why do I always have to tell
you these things?

-----------
The Ending
-----------

The General gasps his last breath, and the free world is safe from the
terrifying Nazi chemical war. You return to Allied Headquarters, a Medal of
Honor waiting for you.

Allied command informs you of some nefarious activities around Castle
Hollehammer. Something about some gray-skinned berserk soldiers....

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
is all of europe jealous that america and russia won the war as an elite ww2 tag team champs while they were bitchmade by a dude who really liked paintings and was a vegetarian

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

vols bitch posted:

is all of europe jealous that america and russia won the war as an elite ww2 tag team champs while they were bitchmade by a dude who really liked paintings and was a vegetarian

this isnt explained in the world war 2 literature and experience I have

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Who got the most kills/high score?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Did you see any good jewish superweapons or perhaps nazi moon lasers

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
My biggest WW2 question:

Why did the cereal person fight slime monsters? Why not fight milk monsters who were trying to make him soggy?

edit: Wait, no, that was Vietnam.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Ahundredbux posted:

Did you see any good jewish superweapons or perhaps nazi moon lasers

When it comes to ww2 you want the chaingun

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Isaac posted:

When it comes to ww2 you want the chaingun

What about the rocket launcher

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
isaac; what can you tell me about nazi treasures

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Was hitler really the bad guy?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
What role did the ghosts from pac man play?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Code Jockey posted:

isaac; what can you tell me about nazi treasures

Cross: Now a cross is what it stands for. The cross is a little bejeweled-like
cross on the ground and are worth 100 points a piece. Crosses look like golden
crosses with jewels on each piece of it.

Chalice: The chalices look like golden "cups" if you will. They have little
jewels on the top part and are worth 500 points a piece. Think of it like a
holy grail.

Treasure Chest: Also nicknamed just as chests, the treasure chests are little
rectangular-like boxes on the ground with jewels coming out of its top. They
are worth 1000 points apiece! Wow!

Crown: The ultimate point booster in the game! Crowns look like little red and
gold crowns on the ground with jewels at the top of them. They are worth a
whopping 5000 points in the game! 5 chests make up a single crown!

NOTE: I thought I should point out to you that you get an extra life every
20,000 points. Even though this guide will reveal every powerup in the game, it
is still essential to keep your eyes peeled. I'll try not to miss any, but if I
do, email me with the mistake and I will fix it.

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
wolfenstein 3d started my life off good

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

NVJ posted:

wolfenstein 3d started my life off good

A student of history i se3

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

How many pages will it take for some autistic ww2 nerd to "I'll help answer some questions if op doesn't mind" and completely hijack the thread?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
the worst thing about ww2 was that you had to rub yourself up against every bit of wall to find the secret passages

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

LordArgh posted:

the worst thing about ww2 was that you had to rub yourself up against every bit of wall to find the secret passages

Jesus, tell me about it

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
did they drink coronas

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

NVJ posted:

did they drink coronas

no. refere ete\\to my items post

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Where is Poonanieville?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Was WW2 really won by a single BJ?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Tell us some of the enemies in WWII

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Fun Fact: Billy "Commander Keen" Blazkowicz is BJ's grandson.
Which means Commander Keen takes place in an alternate history where the Nazis won WWII.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
how did people jack it during the war? it seems like they'd be too busy trying not to die to fit in a sesh...

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

John Denver Hoxha posted:

how did people jack it during the war? it seems like they'd be too busy trying not to die to fit in a sesh...

They rubbed up against walls.

Also, BJ.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

John Denver Hoxha posted:

how did people jack it during the war? it seems like they'd be too busy trying not to die to fit in a sesh...

pile on in the fox holes

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

So how does this game compare to battlefield 1488?

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
> go east

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
How many times did people poop during the war ?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Cymoril posted:

> go east

> You make good progress. The Red army is under-equipped and poorly trained. Their airforce is completely outmatched. Some of their tanks are a nasty surprise, but they're nothing you can't handle. They are far too few to really matter, anyway.

It's starting to get a little chilly, but you feel pretty good about how things are going so far.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What did the people of Australia do in the war?

  • Locked thread