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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?


The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot farther by workin’ a lot harder
By bein’ a lot smarter
By bein’ a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter


And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter


Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, drippin’ down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain


Well the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man!”
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
“Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came, and
The world’s gonna know your name! What’s your name, man?"

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Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot
Just like a liberal to only care about a former president when someone writes a popular Broadway play about him.

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)
migf u r a nerd





:love:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
charge $1000 to view this thread

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Al! posted:

charge $1000 to view this thread

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-POLR8qF_o

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Classic Comrade posted:

migf u r a nerd





:love:



‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’
We fought for these ideals; we shouldn’t settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em
Don’t act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote ‘em

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




this is like the Learning is cool poo poo they feed to middleschoolers only theyre charging rich white retards $1000 for it

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
did u know that rap isn't just for "thugs", rap can bee educational too

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