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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
These comics are pretty well-drawn for MSPaint, keep it up Applewhite! :waycool:

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Build a goku

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

>examine the horse painting already

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
>become keenly aware of color desaturation in the background.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
>Engage Catgirl mode.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
cast enlarge satan

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
>fistfuck the garbage disposal

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
>Bring up photo of Master.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

receive wifi signal from nipples to check master's social media accounts for signs of activity

Get Online and defend Master from hateful and stupid trolls who are clearly jealous of Master's intellect and sublime videogame observations

This will not stand

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





>take off skin

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
do we have a rocket launcher?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

SERVE THE MASTER BREAKFAST IN BED

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





>Mix robot tears into goulash to show your love for master

*Replace robot tears with applicable lubricant from robot body

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
>Fulfill directive 4.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

Applewhite posted:




While you wait for Master's breakfast to congeal, you take a look outside to make sure some catastrophe hasn't befallen civilization while you were charging.

Everything seems to be in order.

So it goes.

> become unstuck in time

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Have Blue posted:

> become unstuck in time

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Is that bird appropriating African Swallow Culture by invoking "Pootie Tweet"?? Possibly??? Good enough!
>Get offended!!

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Let's gather more information.

>LOOK FOR MANTLE.

>DUST THE MANTLE WHILE EXAMINING PHOTOS THEREUPON IN A DOTING MANNER.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
>find master deliver food.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
> USE: [Master's meal] on SELF
> USE: [Master's meal] on ART
> USE: [Master's meal] on DOOR
> USE: [Master's meal] on CHEST

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



What time is it? Wait, where is master? IS MASTER ALRIGHT? WHERE IS MASTER

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Master is dead. Everyone is dead. There was a virus thousands of years ago that wiped out humanity. Only the robots remain and keep things going.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eat the poo poo brian

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Arkanomen posted:

>Engage Catgirl mode.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Does your wife know what you're drawing

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

>Kill Applewhite's wife.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
> kill jester

LibertyCat
Mar 5, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
>Add bird to breakfast

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Master's happiness must be optimized. Data indicates humans enjoy the presence of companion animals. Objective: Acquire pet for Master. Modality: Seek suitable candidate from neighbor's yard.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Guys, I'm starting to come around to this robot fetish. That amine bot is a real cutie.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

o man i can't wait for the master to show up!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
>Kill all lesser female entities to make sure master only has the best girl (you)

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
take this opportunity to "accidentally" destroy anime figurine collection in a fit of jealous rage

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Monkey Fracas posted:

take this opportunity to "accidentally" destroy anime figurine collection in a fit of jealous rage

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Monkey Fracas posted:

take this opportunity to "accidentally" destroy anime figurine collection in a fit of jealous rage

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
>put on some light jazz. I recommend anything by Bill Evans.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
>titillate goons

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

extend nipples further, make prehensile

More appendages means more efficiency. Do it.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm not gonna be able to update until late this afternoon, so I'm gonna close the thread for now so people don't get impatient. Coming up next: our first look at our handsome, intelligent, charming Master!

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