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I'm not sure, I'm an Autistic American, we worship Self and Money so like, there's all this beef, is it just a confusion over words (this happens to me sometimes like i don't get when people use words in certain ways) or is it something more?
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:07 |
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Yes
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:08 |
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Yes and that's why they're so offended that the others get it wrong.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:09 |
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We all fight over weather or not he has a son and who that son is if he does have one
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:09 |
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It's like how my mom thinks I'm nice but everyone else thinks I'm an rear end in a top hat. Same person, different views of me.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:10 |
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One religion is the devil and one religion is neutral from the perspective of each of them.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:10 |
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Yes, Christianity is Judaism fanfiction and Islam is fanfic of them both, same with Mormons but dumber
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:10 |
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Christians have literally killed each other over technicalities on the divinity of Christ. Seems like everyone needs to calm down and smoke a bowl.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:11 |
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Dreddout posted:Christians have literally killed each other over technicalities on the divinity of Christ. is this a sign from God? are you one of his servants? idk how this stuff works
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:12 |
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Bismuth posted:Yes, Christianity is Judaism fanfiction and Islam is fanfic of them both, same with Mormons but dumber mormons are the crossover fanfic between christianity and a tng star trek episode
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:12 |
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I find the very suggestion that some sort of a "Moon God" exists to be laughable at best.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:12 |
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Yes.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:12 |
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Bismuth posted:Yes, Christianity is Judaism fanfiction and Islam is fanfic of them both, same with Mormons but dumber Mormons is the one where the gay dude gets like a bakers dozen wives right?
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:12 |
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Yes.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:13 |
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Keep Autism Wired posted:is this a sign from God? Be not afraid, smoke a a spliff and you will understand, my child. I'm gay
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:13 |
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jesus is my bitch
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:14 |
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Dandywalken posted:I find the very suggestion that some sort of a "Moon God" exists to be laughable at best. i saw a thing on twitter that claimed that the quran states that the moon was once part of earth and was torn from it, that's part of the whole religious mythology but then in my science classes i heard the same thing so i'm like
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:14 |
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Dreddout posted:Be not afraid, smoke a a spliff and you will understand, my child. yeah that's creepy bruh sounds like ur trying to trick me into choosing italian herbs and cheese when i should have some unleavened cardboard stuff you didn't answer, whom do you represent, whom do you serve
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:16 |
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They claim to but how can you say that the muslim allah is the same as the christian one if he lacks the holy trinity? Anyways the guy's just a demiurge so who cares.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:17 |
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Me IRL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BAD6MbGRk
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:17 |
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serious norman posted:jesus is my bitch this is an offensive post there are some outspoken christian posters here, i thought Something Awful was about creating safe spaces
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:18 |
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Look, I don't know what kind of racket you're trying to run around here, but let's be serious for a second. You're suggesting that three different religions, with three different sets of rules, with three different sets of rules against loving my relatives, are all actually a single god? That doesn't make sense, why would they use different names? Is this why my ex always called me Daddy? Will somebody explain what the gently caress is going on here??
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:19 |
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Nanomashoes posted:They claim to but how can you say that the muslim allah is the same as the christian one if he lacks the holy trinity?
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:19 |
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no the god over here is better which is why we're just passive aggressive instead of blowing each other up in the streets with car bombs
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:19 |
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YHVH is a twisted little desert imp that tricked a bunch of starving desert retards into an aggressive blood cult in his name. Avoid the semitic faiths and stick to the gods of your ancestors.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:20 |
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isn't this a muslim belief anyway? that jews, muslims, and christians are all people of the book and everyone else goes to hell?
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y&t=340s
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:23 |
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Nanomashoes posted:YHVH is a twisted little desert imp that tricked a bunch of starving desert retards into an aggressive blood cult in his name. Avoid the semitic faiths and stick to the gods of your ancestors. This is literally what my dad told me growing up, are you my dad?
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:24 |
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contemplate this for a while and you wont need this thread anymore OP
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:25 |
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Nanomashoes posted:YHVH is a twisted little desert imp that tricked a bunch of starving desert retards into an aggressive blood cult in his name. Avoid the semitic faiths and stick to the gods of your ancestors. This is why I'm a druid but I'm considering rerolling a shaman.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:26 |
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Nanomashoes posted:
anime sucks
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:27 |
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Nanomashoes posted:YHVH is a twisted little desert imp that tricked a bunch of starving desert retards into an aggressive blood cult in his name. Avoid the semitic faiths and stick to the gods of your ancestors. as an American, I have some native ancestry somewhere down the line and the gods of my ancestors led them to be crushed and conquered by the Champions of that desert tribe God I mean, there was some cool stuff happening in the Americas, worshipping the sun and the lightening bolts and tearing out hearts and stuff and living with the animals like pokahauntus , but it seems some niche lil hipster tribe found this one God which led them out of Egypt and they started a nation and yada yada yada Jesus arrives and the Roman empire falls and through all that, this one lil hipster tribe God meme has persisted, and then utterly annihilated the entire north and south americas so like... idk if this is some darwin stuff or tribes stuff idk about all that but like.....
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:30 |
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Nanomashoes posted:YHVH is a twisted little desert imp that tricked a bunch of starving desert retards into an aggressive blood cult in his name. Avoid the semitic faiths and stick to the gods of your ancestors. I love SMT, stay safe David Lane!
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:31 |
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Nanomashoes posted:
i suffer from autism friend, how can i contemplate these foreign scribbles i don't know this type of script
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:31 |
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Germstore posted:anime sucks
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:32 |
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Keep Autism Wired posted:as an American, I have some native ancestry somewhere down the line and the gods of my ancestors led them to be crushed and conquered by the Champions of that desert tribe God The natives all died because of a plague sent on them by a dark spirit, and you want to go join his team because social darwinism or some poo poo. Congrats you're a death eater/mordor orc/some other nerd reference now.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:35 |
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i'm still not sure if i should trust this guy telling me to smoke weed, does he serve the real god that exists or the god that doesn't exist or maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle? idk maybe it a hegalian dialectic what's that? i need bud
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:35 |
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Yes OP now you can close the thread.
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:36 |
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Nanomashoes posted:The natives all died because of a plague sent on them by a dark spirit, and you want to go join his team because social darwinism or some poo poo. Congrats you're a death eater/mordor orc/some other nerd reference now. i'm just saying, them jews have been an unfortunate group of people historically thrown into unfortunate situations and they seem to have done pretty well for themselves, all things considered, so maybe they are onto something and maybe they deserve respect for that and perhaps their ideas and values also deserve respect
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:37 |
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8 track betamax posted:Yes OP now you can close the thread. i thought this thread was going places
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