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Epileptic Monkey posted:Do we have to bare flesh in our 'bow pics? I'm not sure if I'm confident showing that much 'bow online I must see your elbows. I need to know if you keep them clean or not. It is essential to my possible mockery of you.
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Epileptic Monkey posted:Do we have to bare flesh in our 'bow pics? I'm not sure if I'm confident showing that much 'bow online you can cover your forearm if you feel uncomfortable posting so much skin.
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May 1, 2016 10:47
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:you can cover your forearm if you feel uncomfortable posting so much skin. says who? I'm the one in charge here! I AM THE ELBOW OBSERVER
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May 1, 2016 10:52
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I would post my elbows but I was born without elbows and am unable to bend my arms. They remain straight 24/7 and it is very inconvenient. Hence why I am obsessed with elbows and often envious of them.
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May 1, 2016 10:57
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Me 'bow in all it's glory. Judge away heathens
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May 1, 2016 10:58
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Hmmm hmmm you have two bulges one pointy and one below. What is this?
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May 1, 2016 11:01
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Were you born with TWO JOINTS IN EACH BOW? WHERE I WAS BORN WITH NONE? WHAT INJUSTICE IS THIS?
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May 1, 2016 11:02
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Microwaves Mom posted:says who? I'm the one in charge here! I AM THE ELBOW OBSERVER says me, wanna fight about it?
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May 1, 2016 11:02
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Microwaves Mom posted:Hmmm hmmm you have two bulges one pointy and one below. What is this? Now this might come as a shock to you, OP, but underneath your fat slovenly outer casing there are these things called bones. You should see my rib cage sometime, it'd fascinate you something fierce.
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May 1, 2016 11:03
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i think i got a snap of a cig falling from my mouth
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May 1, 2016 11:04
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quick catch it!
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May 1, 2016 11:04
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also thank you isaac for also posting in honesty about the state of your elbows, they are fancy and delightful.
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Epileptic Monkey posted:Now this might come as a shock to you, OP, but underneath your fat slovenly outer casing there are these things called bones. You should see my rib cage sometime, it'd fascinate you something fierce. silence you double elbowed freak of nature stop mocking those of us without a single elbow! If I had my way I'd cut you open and steal one of each for myself!
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May 1, 2016 11:06
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:quick catch it! too late i have to make a new one
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Microwaves Mom posted:silence you double elbowed freak of nature stop mocking those of us without a single elbow! Sorry about your being born with only one elbow OP. Were you born with one arm too, or is one of them kind of just like a 'peg-leg arm', that you wave about uselessly? E: Nevermind, I can't read. Sorry about your no 'bows though.
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May 1, 2016 11:08
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I"m going to have a solidarity smoke with you Mr Elbow Poster.
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May 1, 2016 11:08
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this thread us fuckin racist, OP
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May 1, 2016 11:11
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Epileptic Monkey posted:Sorry about your being born with only one elbow OP. Were you born with one arm too, or is one of them kind of just like a 'peg-leg arm', that you wave about uselessly? not only do you not use your extra bows but you don't use your eyes. This is a stressful day for me. Its so hard being so far from my computer because my arms are constantly stretched outwards.
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May 1, 2016 11:12
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Microwaves Mom posted:not only do you not use your extra bows but you don't use your eyes. This is a stressful day for me. Its so hard being so far from my computer because my arms are constantly stretched outwards. How do you pee OP? I'm assuming that you're male and also, being a goon, extremely obese. Isn't it hard getting to your weiner when your guts blocking it from your peg-leg-arms?
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May 1, 2016 11:17
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Epileptic Monkey posted:How do you pee OP? I'm assuming that you're male and also, being a goon, extremely obese. Isn't it hard getting to your weiner when your guts blocking it from your peg-leg-arms? Flying superman.
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May 1, 2016 11:18
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Epileptic Monkey posted:How do you pee OP? I'm assuming that you're male and also, being a goon, extremely obese. Isn't it hard getting to your weiner when your guts blocking it from your peg-leg-arms? I can move my arms up and down I just cant bend them. Fortunately I was born with a long penis so I just have to lower my arms down and grab by the shaft.
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May 1, 2016 11:18
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The real issue is itches. Try itching yourself next time you got an itch on one of your arms or your ear without bending your arms.
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May 1, 2016 11:19
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anyone like to put aquaphor on their dry flaky elbows ITT?
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May 1, 2016 11:21
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i have a Knee pic. can kneesa be ubcluded itt
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May 1, 2016 11:21
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Isaac posted:i have a Knee pic. can kneesa be ubcluded itt no. I have knees. Go make a knee thread if you want to show off knees.
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May 1, 2016 11:22
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Microwaves Mom posted:no. I have knees. Go make a knee thread if you want to show off knees. tough but fair
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May 1, 2016 11:27
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Microwaves Mom posted:no. I have knees. Go make a knee thread if you want to show off knees. Just you wait til you've seen my TRIPLE JOINTED KNEE!!!
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May 1, 2016 11:27
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Epileptic Monkey posted:Just you wait til you've seen my TRIPLE JOINTED KNEE!!! Don't care i can bend my knees fine. Although I could steal some joints and put them in my elbows! But then my elbows would look like knees like that fatty mng.
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May 1, 2016 11:29
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I can flip my feet around while i'm standing so they're pointing behind me, for real insane i know
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Digital Fingers posted:I can flip my feet around while i'm standing so they're pointing behind me, for real
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Microwaves Mom posted:Don't care i can bend my knees fine. I'm sorry I lied. I don't have a triple jointed knee. I was just trying to impress people on the internet
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May 1, 2016 11:31
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Epileptic Monkey posted:I'm sorry I lied. I don't have a triple jointed knee. I was just trying to impress people on the internet Oh okay I understand. I'm going to go to bed now and dream of having elbows.
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May 1, 2016 11:32
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Microwaves Mom posted:I need a video of this.  e: turns out i can only do one and a half feet at a time not both simultaneously, it's less impressive then i remembered Digital Fingers fucked around with this message at 11:39 on May 1, 2016 |
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May 1, 2016 11:37
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Look can we make a seperate thread for all this off topic joint posting? Its really killing the vibe.
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May 1, 2016 11:38
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Look can we make a seperate thread for all this off topic joint posting? Its really killing the vibe. I'm sorry that I stole your thunder with my godlike 'bow porn, but I can't help it. I've got sexy 'bows
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May 1, 2016 11:44
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Here you go, just what you asked for. Pics of my L-Boat.
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May 1, 2016 11:47
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Epileptic Monkey posted:I'm sorry that I stole your thunder with my godlike 'bow porn, but I can't help it. I've got sexy 'bows Hey bro, bows are bows, we just don't need any knee poo poo clogging up the thread.
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