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this is a thread for all you cats and kittens that are wasting away the final moments of your life. this is a thread for getting the final thoughts down before your life is extinguished by the ravages of deaths slow burning fuse. look into the eyes of our enemy and smile.
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:10 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:13 |
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i just had some secret morning wines, shooters and nyquil. i will be passing on soon. god bless you all.
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:12 |
*glaring at the most impressionable members of my family just before I die* I am.... protected...
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:13 |
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Can I get a hot nurse to hold my dick while I fade away? I don't care what his name is.
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:17 |
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i am in a lot of pain lol
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:19 |
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Enfield posted:i am in a lot of pain lol hehe
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:20 |
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i have seen deaths disguise hanging on me
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:20 |
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*looks at thousands of logged hours on steam* a good life
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:20 |
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*extends shaky, world-worn hand* Pull...........my finger
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:25 |
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"fuuuck" *expires* *shits self*
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# ? May 1, 2016 13:59 |
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gb.... s.....
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:12 |
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My son, I need to tell you this before I pass on, my marriage to your mother was a sham. For you see, I am a homosexual. *dies* Dead, gay, so what?
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:16 |
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finally, thank god!
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:25 |
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im dead and gay
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:27 |
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*Look up into my son's eyes, he only just made it here on time* "gently caress." *Glance over to my daughter, tired from vigil, scared of the end* "poo poo." *Smile at my granddaughter, too young to understand* "Pisssssssssssss!" ~fin~
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:32 |
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what would your last meal before death be?
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:34 |
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*rings bell for assistance* *motions hot nurse to look towards my crotch* *gasping for air and struggling to breathe* "suck...my balls...."
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:37 |
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*shits pants*
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:42 |
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just want to poo poo in the toilet and not my bed before i die but I'm so tired and the bathroom seems so far
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:43 |
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*dies alone in a dry sterile hospital room*
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:43 |
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*listens for chimes at midnight*
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:44 |
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heh.. your getting married? oh man thats really good news! yeah my lifes over and in these last waning moments i'll reflect on never reaching those milestones but hey... well then i've apparently poo poo myself again.. heh
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:45 |
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oh goddamit its morning again and I'm still alive... wtf...
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:46 |
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ya i know i should have been dead a few days ago, I'm really sorry guys, you've already said your goodbyes and my room reeks of chemicals and death, i promise ill die really soon, like hopefully today... *looks stoically out window* gently caress... hopefully today
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:48 |
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*dictates final angry post about the censoring of Fire Emblem to family member* *dies*
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:59 |
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smash my HDDs before your mother finds-
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# ? May 1, 2016 14:59 |
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Finally, I've been emotionally dead for years.
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:17 |
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:20 |
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*performs all bucket-listed actions in rapid succession*
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:23 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i just had some secret morning wines, shooters and nyquil. i will be passing on soon. god bless you all.
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:24 |
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“LSD, 100 µg, intramuscular.”
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:39 |
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wish you died before you made this thread op
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:41 |
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here lies mozi he dies as he lived rear end vein aflame
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:56 |
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Either those curtains go, or I do! Oh, you're actually going to––stop, you really don't have to–– okay, thanks. Thank you. Yes. Thanks for doing that. Still dying though. You've just ruined my last words but I... forgive... youuuu....... *rattle*
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:21 |
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i turn over and kiss you before we die together on our deathbed
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:25 |
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"Go Pack."
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:28 |
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i'm re-re-re-re-rewriting my testament because none of you are getting any of my gold
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:43 |
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My mom died a month ago, confused and hurting in a hospital bed I'll die anywhere but a hospital or die trying
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:46 |
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*corn nuts*
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:49 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:13 |
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wyntyr posted:My mom died a month ago, confused and hurting in a hospital bed you have access to drugs and round the clock care in the hospital you retard. you better hope you die in one
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:52 |