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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is a thread for all you cats and kittens that are wasting away the final moments of your life. this is a thread for getting the final thoughts down before your life is extinguished by the ravages of deaths slow burning fuse. look into the eyes of our enemy and smile.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just had some secret morning wines, shooters and nyquil. i will be passing on soon. god bless you all.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
*glaring at the most impressionable members of my family just before I die* I am.... protected...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can I get a hot nurse to hold my dick while I fade away?

I don't care what his name is.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i am in a lot of pain lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i am in a lot of pain lol

hehe

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have seen deaths disguise hanging on me

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
*looks at thousands of logged hours on steam*

a good life

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
*extends shaky, world-worn hand*

Pull...........my finger

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



"fuuuck"

*expires*

*shits self*

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
gb.... s.....

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My son, I need to tell you this before I pass on, my marriage to your mother was a sham. For you see, I am a homosexual. *dies*

Dead, gay, so what?

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
finally, thank god!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im dead and gay

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
*Look up into my son's eyes, he only just made it here on time* "gently caress."
*Glance over to my daughter, tired from vigil, scared of the end* "poo poo."
*Smile at my granddaughter, too young to understand* "Pisssssssssssss!"


~fin~

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
what would your last meal before death be?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

*rings bell for assistance*
*motions hot nurse to look towards my crotch*
*gasping for air and struggling to breathe*
"suck...my balls...."

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



*shits pants*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
just want to poo poo in the toilet and not my bed before i die but I'm so tired and the bathroom seems so far

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
*dies alone in a dry sterile hospital room*

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
*listens for chimes at midnight*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
heh.. your getting married? oh man thats really good news! yeah my lifes over and in these last waning moments i'll reflect on never reaching those milestones but hey... well then i've apparently poo poo myself again.. heh

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
oh goddamit its morning again and I'm still alive... wtf...

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
ya i know i should have been dead a few days ago, I'm really sorry guys, you've already said your goodbyes and my room reeks of chemicals and death, i promise ill die really soon, like hopefully today...

*looks stoically out window* gently caress... hopefully today

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
*dictates final angry post about the censoring of Fire Emblem to family member*

*dies*

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



smash my HDDs before your mother finds-

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Finally, I've been emotionally dead for years.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
*performs all bucket-listed actions in rapid succession*

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

dad gay. so what posted:

i just had some secret morning wines, shooters and nyquil. i will be passing on soon. god bless you all.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
“LSD, 100 µg, intramuscular.”

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



wish you died before you made this thread op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
here lies mozi
he dies as he lived
rear end vein aflame

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Either those curtains go, or I do!


Oh, you're actually going to––stop, you really don't have to–– okay, thanks. Thank you. Yes. Thanks for doing that. Still dying though.
You've just ruined my last words but I... forgive... youuuu.......
*rattle*

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i turn over and kiss you before we die together on our deathbed

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Go Pack."

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
i'm re-re-re-re-rewriting my testament because none of you are getting any of my gold

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
My mom died a month ago, confused and hurting in a hospital bed

I'll die anywhere but a hospital or die trying

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
*corn nuts*

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

wyntyr posted:

My mom died a month ago, confused and hurting in a hospital bed

I'll die anywhere but a hospital or die trying

you have access to drugs and round the clock care in the hospital you retard. you better hope you die in one

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