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Leaves no will. Family disintegrates into drama as they fight over my MMO characters.
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May 1, 2016 17:16
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is it really a bed if u r waiting for a bomb to drop on hiroshima while dreaming about your children's futures and belief in your wifes faith i dont think them japs were thinking that when we nuked their slant eye village into A FUKIN CRATER LOL kiss u moommy and daddy 4 me every1 (mine r psychopathic csis killers) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 1, 2016 17:21
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thank you for confirming that i was awful *dissolves into ash, blows out the window*
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May 1, 2016 17:21
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i never got to ride a paternoster.. . *dies*
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May 1, 2016 17:31
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Mayday, Mayday, we're going down! (^^^ topical calendar humor, so YMMV)
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May 1, 2016 17:32
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*Plays chess with youngest family member, throws game and dies upon checkmate*
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May 1, 2016 17:39
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"gently caress... this... gay... earth"
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May 1, 2016 19:14
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Is it considered gauche to have your family douse you in gasoline and then shoot a flaming arrow into you right after you die? Could I just prepay for a replacement hospital bed?
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May 1, 2016 19:42
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May 1, 2016 19:44
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May 1, 2016 19:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8PNzA2S6EY
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May 1, 2016 20:02
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you have the gall to call me a monster?! you're the monsters!! throw the fuckin switch you pussy!!
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May 1, 2016 20:39
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Finally
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May 1, 2016 21:19
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MiracleWhale posted:you have the gall to call me a monster?! you're the monsters!! throw the fuckin switch you pussy!! This Alex Pervert guy probably owes some girls named Liz more apologies for emotional heartache (but no commitments were broken) but he also may be paying with his life and freedom and sanity so that's probably enough for now.
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May 1, 2016 21:22
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i never.... got.... empty..........quoted
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May 1, 2016 21:24
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THE DEVASTATOR!!!
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May 1, 2016 21:27
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JiveHonky posted:i never.... got.... empty..........quoted
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May 1, 2016 21:28
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slight smile... dies
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May 1, 2016 21:28
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oh whoops, I meant to quote zzulu <goes back and edits post>
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May 1, 2016 21:35
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ALLAHU ACKB
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May 1, 2016 21:43
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"i've been ironically joking about this moment all my life. i can die happy"
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May 1, 2016 21:45
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lol jk I'm gonna live forever
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May 1, 2016 21:47
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I'm not gay, I just never learned how to talk to girls. I wasted my life
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May 1, 2016 21:50
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I'm going to ironically confess to being D.B. Cooper
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May 1, 2016 21:50
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"My entire fortune . . . " *family leans in* " . . . is buried . . . " *family leans in closer* " . . . under the . . . " *dies*
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May 1, 2016 23:17
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rip goku
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May 1, 2016 23:30
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im either too old or fat to live, but before I go im gonna stain this bed but good
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May 1, 2016 23:47
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Darkman Fanpage posted:rip goku pilsner the board game pilsner the dick in ur brown gf game pilsner the rage OVER 5 BUX TO UR OTHER BUD, BUD Y BOTHER game
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May 1, 2016 23:48
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pilsner the drive drunk to get robbed by black h ookers at the best western game and just cruise on like its nothing (while asking them to spare u a free dime bag cuz we're both scum always game) \ obviously the important lesson we learned that day was #1 hookers suck #2 the sex trade is terribly unregulated and criminally hosed #3 asian hookers dont rob u as much but hookers, in general, is not a good thing until it treated with respect as a profession and legal protections and oversight
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May 1, 2016 23:49
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JiveHonky posted:i never.... got.... FY......AD
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May 1, 2016 23:55
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I shouldn't have gotten all this AIDS.
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May 2, 2016 00:15
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i drove away everyone i ever loved and filled void inside myself with alcohol. there is not a single major choice from my life that i do not regret making owned lmao
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May 2, 2016 00:31
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cucked
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May 2, 2016 00:33
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Drink the morning wine Suck my drat dick and balls please Dad is gay, so what
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May 2, 2016 03:15
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gannyGrabber posted:Drink the morning wine Ganny
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May 2, 2016 03:43
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You have been upgraded to my forums nemesis.
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May 2, 2016 03:46
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Hmm OK I accept
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May 2, 2016 04:26
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GIVE ME EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR RAGE! YA TATATATA! *dies*
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gannyGrabber posted:Hmm OK I accept Well now what do we do?
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