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"Hello? I think something is wrong. Hello? Anyone there?"
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May 2, 2016 16:06
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come on just die gracefully, just in my sleep, with my loved ones, i can do this, i can do this *audibly Shits pants and dies&
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May 2, 2016 16:08
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JakeP posted:My deathbed is a hammock in the tropix
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May 2, 2016 16:56
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I... like... little boys *dies* ~In Heaven~ -enberry pancakes, can I have some for my last me-- AW gently caress
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May 2, 2016 17:14
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the treasure.... it's buried under a ... big... cuck.... *dies*
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May 2, 2016 17:15
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*turns into a lich* *lives forever in undeath*
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May 2, 2016 17:25
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The Bananana posted:Well now what do we do? http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=327 Sorry in advance for canada link
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May 2, 2016 23:02
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gannyGrabber posted:Pretty much this I think I agree to these terms. See you in hell! 
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May 3, 2016 01:30
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cheesetriangles posted:*turns into a lich* same
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May 3, 2016 01:31
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I am Toni Lippi posted:“Doritos, 100 chips, intramuscular.”
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May 3, 2016 01:40
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this is the thread for me, im dying!
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May 3, 2016 01:41
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Nation posted:this is the thread for me, im dying! take as many people with you as you can imo
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May 3, 2016 01:45
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MiracleWhale posted:take as many people with you as you can imo that really hurts cos i have noone
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May 3, 2016 01:49
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Nation posted:that really hurts cos i have noone look into HospiceHearts, the online dating site for eligible singles in palliative care
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May 3, 2016 01:55
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MiracleWhale posted:look into HospiceHearts, the online dating site for eligible singles in palliative care wow thanks i might need some help wtih my profile
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May 3, 2016 01:56
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May 3, 2016 01:58
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On our first date I thought we could watch my colostomy bag fill.
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May 3, 2016 01:58
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Nation posted:
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May 3, 2016 01:59
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fun loving bachelor enjoys hiking, travel. currently bedridden. due to poor circulation, erections via appointment only. dropping dead from liver failure within the next 72 hours so please, no head games.
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May 3, 2016 02:01
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MiracleWhale posted:fun loving bachelor enjoys hiking, travel. currently bedridden. due to poor circulation, erections via appointment only. dropping dead from liver failure within the next 72 hours so please, no head games. 'speed dating'
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May 3, 2016 02:07
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but we start in bed and end with you meeting my whole family in a church
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May 3, 2016 02:08
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maybe while everyone's distracted at the reception you can get in her box twice in one day!
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May 3, 2016 02:09
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MiracleWhale posted:maybe while everyone's distracted at the reception you can get in her box twice in one day! hahaha
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May 3, 2016 02:12
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i go on speed dates just as an excuse to yammer and get up suddenly
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May 3, 2016 02:22
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i'd like to go on more speed dates but i don't have a connection for meth
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May 3, 2016 02:24
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MiracleWhale posted:i'd like to go on more speed dates but i don't have a connection for meth same, but I don't know anyone willing to build a speedometer bomb for a bus
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my speed dates rush straight to the rejection to save themselves even more time
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