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vudan posted:Nobody died, op lied. not for lack of effort. kid unloaded
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I've so often wished to catch a thief so I could stuff him in the trunk and take him somewhere to torture and mame. But nobody ever tries to steal from me, and if I was caught it's a worse punishment to hurt a thief than it is to be a thief in Canada  Edit: Stab the knife into the face and then wrench the blade inside Murder this piece of poo poo Scraps of flesh and severed bone are on the floor, these I must hide Pounding the teeth Commute bones They never will know Chop up the corpse Congealing my crime They never will find Evidence In the furnace Secret cremation You hosed with me and now any trace of you is completely gone Charring the flesh The body is ash They never will know Burning the corpse Consumed by the flames They never will find Evidence In the furnace You cease to exist Investigations fail to find a single useful clue Their search is futile Proof is destroyed in the searing heat, you melt away No body case There is no trace Smouldering coals that once were your bones turn to ash Your life is erased There is no trace You cease to exist but the search will go on, they cannot find Their closure denied Dead or alive You're not the first and you won't be the last To burn in my fires Corpses will burn Burn in my fires Your corpse will burn Charring the flesh The body is ash They never will know Burning the corpse Consumed by the flames They never will find Evidence In the furnace
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May 1, 2016 21:03
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jonathan posted:I've so often wished to catch a thief so I could stuff him in the trunk and take him somewhere to torture and mame. what are you gonna play asteroids with him haha
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May 1, 2016 21:06
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Stuntman posted:tell us more about how you're a stone-cold badass who won't even hesitate to end another person's life and how the scenario you've gone over in your head while jerking off is going to happen exactly as it does in your fantasy If some fat little kid can pull the trigger to protect his laundry basket I can take a life to protect my kids.
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May 1, 2016 21:14
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radiatinglines posted:what are you gonna play asteroids with him haha "So what did you think would happen? You'd break in, abscond with me worldly possessions and get away scott free? Oh ho, I don't think so, sir! Now let's move on to season two of Super Adolescent Panty Force: Tentacle Thong Squad Climax. And if you say one more word while my waifu is speaking, I will put the gag back on you."
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May 1, 2016 21:20
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Cthulu Carl posted:"So what did you think would happen? You'd break in, abscond with me worldly possessions and get away scott free? Oh ho, I don't think so, sir! Now let's move on to season two of Super Adolescent Panty Force: Tentacle Thong Squad Climax. And if you say one more word while my waifu is speaking, I will put the gag back on you." just kill me. JUST loving KILL ME ALREADY!!!
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May 1, 2016 21:21
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Danica Patrick just smashed into a wall so that makes two miracles happening in Talladega
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May 1, 2016 21:29
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Fat kid, guns, ham, a not dead murder victim. This is why gbs is my news source.
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May 1, 2016 21:35
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I'm not sure exactly how castle doctrine works and whether it's the law of the land in Alabama, but I'm pretty sure it gives the property owner pretty generous leeway to shoot an intruder as long as they're on the property, whether they're fleeing or not.
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May 1, 2016 21:46
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Zartosht posted:Also just one hit for 12 shots lol. ikr his CS:GO server stats must suck something fierce
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May 1, 2016 21:50
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Toilet Mouth posted:I'm not sure exactly how castle doctrine works and whether it's the law of the land in Alabama, but I'm pretty sure it gives the property owner pretty generous leeway to shoot an intruder as long as they're on the property, whether they're fleeing or not. In Alabama, you go to jail if you don't murder house intruders. Kid's going to get locked up for failing to finish the job, stepdad should be ashamed of being a poo poo teacher (or maybe this was his plan all along?  )
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May 1, 2016 21:59
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I have insurance like a normal person so there's not much incentive for me to shoot a guy who's burgled me. It'd need to be something important. Pet, family member, the gun I was considering shooting them with, something like that.
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May 1, 2016 22:07
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People who violate the sanctity of another person's dwelling have forfeited their lives to the owner's discretion, imo.
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May 1, 2016 22:31
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The Kingfish posted:That kid rules.
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May 1, 2016 22:36
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Applewhite posted:People who violate the sanctity of another person's dwelling have forfeited their lives to the owner's discretion, imo. lol gently caress off you sack of poo poo. I hope this is you one day: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/12/us/father-shoots-son/
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May 1, 2016 22:47
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Nobody is talking about how much cooler this kid is than Macaulay Culkin.
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May 1, 2016 22:47
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"god he's such a sack of poo poo" he thought, as he wished death upon another poster/his child
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May 1, 2016 22:48
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honour. I heard that somewhere but I can't remember where. Maybe the sopranos ?
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May 1, 2016 22:49
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Blue Train posted:"god he's such a sack of poo poo" he thought, as he wished death upon another poster/his child i do this a lot try it some time
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May 1, 2016 22:50
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wayne curr posted:lol gently caress off you sack of poo poo. I hope this is you one day: Nah gently caress home invaders. No sympathy if they get shot.
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May 1, 2016 22:50
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wayne curr posted:lol gently caress off you sack of poo poo. I hope this is you one day: more like Appleright
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May 1, 2016 22:50
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wayne curr posted:lol gently caress off you sack of poo poo. I hope this is you one day: Someone is triggered. https://youtu.be/Fm4l4r6Jrg8 InterceptorV8 fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 1, 2016 |
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May 1, 2016 22:50
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"but but you have insurance!!" well the home invader does too now, thanks to obamacare. thanks obama
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May 1, 2016 22:51
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jonathan posted:Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honour. digimon
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May 1, 2016 22:51
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:"but but you have insurance!!" I can't wait until they release info on Sir Gimps Alot.
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May 1, 2016 22:53
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Cthulu Carl posted:"So what did you think would happen? You'd break in, abscond with me worldly possessions and get away scott free? Oh ho, I don't think so, sir! Now let's move on to season two of Super Adolescent Panty Force: Tentacle Thong Squad Climax. And if you say one more word while my waifu is speaking, I will put the gag back on you." Cruel and Unusual 
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May 1, 2016 22:56
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Toilet Mouth posted:I'm not sure exactly how castle doctrine works and whether it's the law of the land in Alabama, but I'm pretty sure it gives the property owner pretty generous leeway to shoot an intruder as long as they're on the property, whether they're fleeing or not. lol remember that guy who's neighbor's house was getting robbed when he wasn't home and the neighbor phoned 911 and told them he had a gun and was going to stop the burglers and they told him "NO!" and to stay in the house but he dropped the phone and confronted them anyway and it turned out to be 3 African American's and they ran but one of them, a woman, twisted her ankle and fell and the neighbor ran up to her and shot her in the head as she begged for her life? Americans want to kill people so loving bad, this kid was probably ecstatic when he realized he could just fire random bullets at this guy
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May 1, 2016 22:56
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except for the part where the kid followed the playbook established by you loving home defense pedants to the letter - verbal warning, warning shot, and then shooting nonlethally lol go gently caress yourselfs
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May 1, 2016 22:59
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Professor Shark posted:Americans want to kill people so loving bad, this kid was probably ecstatic when he realized he could just fire random bullets at this guy Their screams only make my penis harder.
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May 1, 2016 23:03
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im gaye posted:i do this a lot try it some time me too actually it is fun
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May 1, 2016 23:04
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King Vidiot posted:No he lived, OP has a little weiner
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:except for the part where the kid followed the playbook established by you loving home defense pedants to the letter - verbal warning, warning shot, and then shooting nonlethally I think that verbal warning part was fine, it was all downhill after that, but he's a kid and I can't blame him until he started shooting at the guy as he ran away What do I know, though
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May 1, 2016 23:05
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Lol at complaining that he didn't shoot the man early enough in the confrontation for it to "count" as defending himself
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May 1, 2016 23:07
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wayne curr posted:lol gently caress off you sack of poo poo. I hope this is you one day: If my kid made posts like this, I might "mistake him for an intruder" myself
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May 1, 2016 23:08
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Professor Shark posted:I think that verbal warning part was fine, it was all downhill after that, but he's a kid and I can't blame him until he started shooting at the guy as he ran away running away with the family's poo poo after being told to put it the gently caress down and leave he rolled the dice and scorned this fat little weiner with a gun and rolled snake eyes, so the joke is on him
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May 1, 2016 23:09
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CJacobs posted:Lol at complaining that he didn't shoot the man early enough in the confrontation for it to "count" as defending himself
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May 1, 2016 23:09
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CJacobs posted:Lol at complaining that he didn't shoot the man early enough in the confrontation for it to "count" as defending himself He knew that the bad man was going to run away after he started running, when he was still in the house he didn't know what he was going to do I guess he could go to the hospital to finish him off
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May 1, 2016 23:10
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“Be brave, you’ll be okay” “Trust God.”
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I'm going to err on the side of giving the homeowner too much autonomy in protecting his home as opposed to not enough.
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