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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this guy has it all

1. mental illness
2. a heart of gold
3. tenatious
4. gay

rats off to ya, alex! rats off!

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jack_me_off_daniel
May 1, 2016

by zen death robot
as a trans introver these are the best quality dgsw t-shirts i could make

front

and the back

past and the future etc

ask u mom and dad if ur sister likes creampie leakage from anal or direct insemination balls deep etc

http://imgur.com/a/x0Pe3


obviously any average to long length penis 6.5-7 inches will not do and is micropenis so i got on dat dere gh to fix it and it works

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jack_me_off_daniel posted:

as a trans introver these are the best quality dgsw t-shirts i could make

front

and the back

past and the future etc

ask u mom and dad if ur sister likes creampie leakage from anal or direct insemination balls deep etc

http://imgur.com/a/x0Pe3


obviously any average to long length penis 6.5-7 inches will not do and is micropenis so i got on dat dere gh to fix it and it works

ladies and gentlemen... alex travert!!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what is your favorite movie?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

dad gay. so what posted:

what is your favorite movie?

im betting its Basket Case

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
or maybe Psycho

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
mine is jfk these days

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
black dinomite was a quality product before adult swim got ahold of it.

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
BTW im as white as can be.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ScorpioMajesty posted:

BTW im as white as can be.

im white too

jack_me_off_daniel
May 1, 2016

by zen death robot
i dont watch a lot of movies because i got through them all when i was a kid

dgsw werent u the one that said ur sisters favorite movie was party monster

i wonder if u understood that movie at all or just ride off her coattails permanently

from what i understand she is sick of ur retard poo poo too but doesnt want u to off urself

so here i am yet again cleaning up this loving mess with my life

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jack_me_off_daniel posted:

i dont watch a lot of movies because i got through them all when i was a kid

dgsw werent u the one that said ur sisters favorite movie was party monster

i wonder if u understood that movie at all or just ride off her coattails permanently

from what i understand she is sick of ur retard poo poo too but doesnt want u to off urself

so here i am yet again cleaning up this loving mess with my life

i know your right. thank you for this.

hey i meant to ask you, what is your favorite music?

jack_me_off_daniel
May 1, 2016

by zen death robot

important reading for (what did u say to me) ˙our drug addled brain"

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0eY9_xqXmcscUtyRndkVVc0dGs/view?usp=sharing

p.s. tyler gave me several copies of james joyce at the library last week

that aint me

and manyak and i had a cig but no dinner :( so heart breaking

jack_me_off_daniel
May 1, 2016

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

i know your right. thank you for this.

hey i meant to ask you, what is your favorite music?

if it makes u feel like #aidswinning charlie sheen (which im guessing u often do because u never learned to actually be happy without objects like drugs) its not that windy and carl garbage u tried to play a couple times while i was GAMING JFC DONT PLAY THAT WHILE IM FRAGGING UR EX BFS IN THE VIDYA

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
do you think oswald acted alone?

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me

dad gay. so what posted:

do you think oswald acted alone?

I do, and I don't even know who that is.

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Hey! Are you really Adam Lambert?

jack_me_off_daniel
May 1, 2016

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

do you think oswald acted alone?

do i care about nooner or ice queen or boob lord zaggatt in thise case

NO

because they came forward to me that u have a serious issue

AS DID U

when u tell me

suicide or psych ward or my house WE chose my house (despite me saying perhaps talking to ur sister or the psych ward would be better)

MY HOUSE WORKED FOR U AND U DIDNT OFF URSELF. U WENT TO UR HIPPY THERAPY CLASSES AND GOT DEEP DICKED BY A BLACK DOOD (cool)

when u told me my psych thinks i have ASPD because im asking for too much i said NO MORE MEDS

u chose to go wit hthe mindfullness bullshit instead of getting drunk and listening to two 5 hour audio books

u chose to report a fake threat as a real one DESPITE ME SAYING ANITA WAS IN ON IT

my friends own discord

everything is logged

the sister emails are logged

even if my bail is blown u r still hosed here

it is in ur best interests to play one last "psych ward princess" card and say u made it up in a panic because u were on drugs or some poo poo

if its been a long term investigation that is my issue

this will most likely not turn into a bandwagon effect (lowtax and i tried our best to make it so though)

and it most likely will not go to trial (id rather serve time)

u r a coward and not the good qt girl kind but the yellow belly roll over dog u r manipulatively submissive to get what u want type

and that is so ooooooo fukkked

im having fun tho ru ?

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Why are you so angry?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jack_me_off_daniel posted:

do i care about nooner or ice queen or boob lord zaggatt in thise case

NO

because they came forward to me that u have a serious issue

AS DID U

when u tell me

suicide or psych ward or my house WE chose my house (despite me saying perhaps talking to ur sister or the psych ward would be better)

MY HOUSE WORKED FOR U AND U DIDNT OFF URSELF. U WENT TO UR HIPPY THERAPY CLASSES AND GOT DEEP DICKED BY A BLACK DOOD (cool)

when u told me my psych thinks i have ASPD because im asking for too much i said NO MORE MEDS

u chose to go wit hthe mindfullness bullshit instead of getting drunk and listening to two 5 hour audio books

u chose to report a fake threat as a real one DESPITE ME SAYING ANITA WAS IN ON IT

my friends own discord

everything is logged

the sister emails are logged

even if my bail is blown u r still hosed here

it is in ur best interests to play one last "psych ward princess" card and say u made it up in a panic because u were on drugs or some poo poo

if its been a long term investigation that is my issue

this will most likely not turn into a bandwagon effect (lowtax and i tried our best to make it so though)

and it most likely will not go to trial (id rather serve time)

u r a coward and not the good qt girl kind but the yellow belly roll over dog u r manipulatively submissive to get what u want type

and that is so ooooooo fukkked

im having fun tho ru ?

tell me more

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hello

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
hey alex, I've been able to keep my girlfriend for years without even trying. how does that make you feel?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hey

jack_me_off_daniel
May 1, 2016

by zen death robot

Airborne Viking posted:

hey alex, I've been able to keep my girlfriend for years without even trying. how does that make you feel?

u may be dating someone boring lol

anyway

@pat from the gassed lobo thread

want to get drunk @ irenes tonight and observe the arresting ? last time u raged at me cuz i didnt call u when i was planning to fight to the death some farmers etc ur a fukin twerp etc etc etc

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Taking bets on how long until he makes another account. I'll go 100$ on about an hour and 15 min

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

you broke your toy

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the world according to garp

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
My momma

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
alex travert and i are sworn enemies irl

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
release the chatlogs bitch

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Jack me off Daniel is a funny username.

unomas
May 1, 2016

by Shine

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you broke your toy

I never understood why some adults feel the need to not only play with Toys but also indiscriminately break them for pleasure.
I can understand through empathy if it's some form of much-needed catharsis but a bucket of toads and a 7-wood tee-off works just as well when you're smacking them against a wall like in the movie He Died With A Falafel In His Hands. Once you do this activity once you will never want to screw with toys or animals emotionally or psychologically beyond a fantasy setting ever again.

It really must speak to the greater global conscious's view of sustainability when perfectly good Toys are hoarded or not recycled properly to needy people.

It is easy to link pop culture concepts such as "I'm a Witch", "#killallmen" or "I'm an Aryan Princess" to something like the blatantly nauseating https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_sickness which is traditionally a communist mental disease colloquially known as Little Princess Syndrome or Little Prince Syndrome.

quote:

Princess sickness (or princess syndrome, Chinese: 公主病; princess disease, Korean: 공주병) is a term used in China and Korea to describe a psychological phenomenon affecting young women, especially teenagers, and can be characterized by numerous physiological disorders, including narcissistic personality disorder, egocentrism and histrionic personality disorder, consequently resulting in individuals acting like or believing that they are "princesses".

Males with similar characteristics are regarded as having "prince sickness."

The term originated from East-Asian nations as a result of economic growth, particularly in China and in East Asian Tiger countries, where economic growth and prosperity led to disparity between the upper and lower classes, leading to the upper class investing heavily in their children and sometimes doting on them to a pathological degree

When the proletariat becomes psychologically addicted to living out these fantasy style lives the only thing that results is typically street justice (in the form of further injustice), violent revolution, executions of the innocent, narcissism, and psychopathy.

At the same time even in trying to psychosocially correct the behaviour with rehabilitative methods often fails when large groups in oligarchical positions of power begin identifying positively with sycophantic traits.

Beach Sloth has an excellent resource on this type of modern millennial condition and its mechanics in the alt-lit book: It Doesnt Matter What You Look Like On the Outside It's What's on The Internet That Counts

Situations of oligarchy and street justice should always be avoided even under the egotistical pretense of hazing or playing with new Toys.

Toys much like animals have emotions and families, and they do not enjoy being physically or emotionally abused.

unomas
May 1, 2016

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

alex travert and i are sworn enemies irl


bless your heart. i dont know why im in this thread either

idk who Alex Travert is, is he Neo from the Matrix. I thought that guys name was JOHN ANDERSON?????

one important thing i think to take away from this situation is that learning to use a wardialer analog machine and a wrench when you are a teenager can pay dividends socially for decades.

unomas fucked around with this message at 21:14 on May 1, 2016

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

unomas posted:

bless your heart. i dont know why im in this thread either

idk who Alex Travert is, is he Neo from the Matrix. I thought that guys name was JOHN ANDERSON?????

one important thing i think to take away from this situation is that learning to use a wardialer analog machine and a wrench when you are a teenager can pay dividends socially for decades.

haha trap sprung whore

unomas
May 1, 2016

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

release the chatlogs bitch

i found some steam profile comments that are really weird and lame on these two screw ups steam accounts

care to take a look

http://steamcommunity.com/id/junkie_

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ireallydolikeyou/


one of these guys has vo0 and kovaak (a mutual friend of junkie's who now has 3 kids and a nuclear engineering job and gets paid to teach people to play video games, formerly known as LT#56 WOW) on their steam friends list so he must be a real cool guy and pro gamer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sander_%22Vo0%22_Kaasjager

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
gently lick my balls

unomas
May 1, 2016

by Shine
It seems like you may be angry that this Alex Pervert guy networked in with vo0, fisht1x, and LT#56's new identity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?KovaaK while you practiced creative writing on the foram in between PTSD attacks that mittenz may have gotten your sister pregnant?

Does your sister know that you aggressively tried to sell her and her virginity to Alex Pervert when you were 17 and he was 15 (and she was like 12????)???

You should inform her of these things LOL.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Alex Travert does a good job hosting Jeopardy imho

unomas
May 1, 2016

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

haha trap sprung whore

lol this is so gross i may actually try to conference you and ANIME IS BLOOD or whatever tonight but I think she needs permission from her boyfriend named Alex LOL

maybe some other life on an island we can play heads up texas holdem or cheat or president or something

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unomas
May 1, 2016

by Shine

the great deceiver posted:

gently lick my balls

It really is a strange steam account compared to others when this is considered an egotistical insult by the author

http://steamcommunity.com/id/junkie_
"-hallow and constant poo poo talk.
I basically do porn and your wife."

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