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May 1, 2016 20:57
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May 1, 2016 20:59
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"My girl friends are making me write this lol"
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May 1, 2016 21:00
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May 1, 2016 21:01
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I don't do online dating so don't message me. I'm just here to take the quizzes.
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May 1, 2016 21:02
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White people who go to Africa and return are the worst, it's like they catch White Savior over there and can't stop talking about Africa
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May 1, 2016 21:03
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I'm not a stick, I have curves boys  *includes no body pics*
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May 1, 2016 21:05
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i agree, white people who go to africa should not come back. preferably due to warlord-inflicted atrocities.
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May 1, 2016 21:07
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We can say we met at the library! Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa *collapses into a point of space so tiny a black hole forms and destroys my neighborhood*
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May 1, 2016 21:08
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Horniest Manticore posted:I'm looking for a partner in crime. Let's go on adventures! Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? LOL I'm such a dork. these people are placid, boring, and or tryhard goofy/quirky, looking for an actually interesting and personable man to sweep them off their feet and thrill them and fulfill their empty lives while putting in no actual effort, contribution, or reciprocation if you look at popular chick lit too these are exactly the character roles that the main female protagonist and the main love interest take  it's gender swapped manic pixie dream girl but no one howls sexism at it
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May 1, 2016 21:18
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Brannock posted:these people are placid, boring, and or tryhard goofy/quirky, looking for an actually interesting and personable man to sweep them off their feet and thrill them and fulfill their empty lives while putting in no actual effort, contribution, or reciprocation She will definitely try to show you the wine-bottle art she's making by showing you the instagram account she's stealing the idea from.
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May 1, 2016 21:21
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Dreddout posted:This song, elongated into a 1500+ essay. eat poo poo woman
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May 1, 2016 21:21
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Brannock posted:these people are placid, boring, and or tryhard goofy/quirky, looking for an actually interesting and personable man to sweep them off their feet and thrill them and fulfill their empty lives while putting in no actual effort, contribution, or reciprocation
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May 1, 2016 21:27
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I love tats, beer and pickup trucks. Pet lovers are a must, I'm in love with my dog, I literally want to gently caress my dog. On a Friday night I like going out with friends, or just staying home and reading a good book. I'm binging though [the most basic poo poo imaginable] on Netflix, such a nerd :iamafag:
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May 1, 2016 21:29
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Brannock posted:these people are placid, boring, and or tryhard goofy/quirky, looking for an actually interesting and personable man to sweep them off their feet and thrill them and fulfill their empty lives while putting in no actual effort, contribution, or reciprocation shut up you dweeb
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May 1, 2016 21:30
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all the bitter goons coming out of the woodwork
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May 1, 2016 21:35
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Enfield posted:bitter goons but you repeat yourself
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May 1, 2016 21:36
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Horniest Manticore posted:but you repeat yourself suck my balls
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May 1, 2016 21:37
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Having a history with OkCupid is a valid excuse for being mildly sexist.
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May 1, 2016 21:37
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Having a history with OkCupid is a valid excuse for being mildly sexist. suck my balls
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May 1, 2016 21:38
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ive got something to do but pretend i told everyone who responded to me to suck my balls
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May 1, 2016 21:39
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Having a history with OkCupid is a valid excuse for being mildly sexist. Most girls on OKC couldn't pass a Turing test.
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May 1, 2016 21:39
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Now I'm really curious what bitter dude profiles on OK Cupid look like. Do they keep talking about the dreaded "friendzone"?
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May 1, 2016 21:39
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I love to have a good time!
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May 1, 2016 21:39
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Wine
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May 1, 2016 21:39
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Using OkC was a lot like going to a movie studio and seeing all these really impressive sets then looking inside them and finding a lot of plywood, exposed wires, cans of paint, and a sleeping hobo.
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May 1, 2016 21:40
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Enfield posted:all the bitter goons coming out of the woodwork I do love how it only took three pages for people to just start posting their tangentially-related screeds about feeeemales
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May 1, 2016 21:43
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Black. Dick. Only.
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May 1, 2016 21:46
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All my profile pics are of me ripping the fattest vapes, I mean just chasing clouds like there's no tomorrow. I even have a few of me placing in some competitions, and I mean at the national level. Yet I get pretty much zero replies. I can't figure it out.
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May 1, 2016 21:47
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Death By Yogurt posted:Black. Dick. Only. Vanilla princess looking for chocolate gentleman
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May 1, 2016 21:48
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Body type - Curvy
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May 1, 2016 21:49
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May 1, 2016 21:49
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Now I'm really curious what bitter dude profiles on OK Cupid look like. Do they keep talking about the dreaded "friendzone"? blahblahblah CHIVALRY blahblahblah GENTLEMAN blahblahblah LADY blahblahblah RESPECT blahblahblah MANNERS blahblahblahblahblahblah
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May 1, 2016 21:49
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:All my profile pics are of me ripping the fattest apes, I mean just chasing clouds like there's no tomorrow. I even have a few of me placing in some competitions, and I mean at the national level. Yet I get pretty much zero replies. I can't figure it out. Wow. Just wow.
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May 1, 2016 21:50
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I also met my awesome sane girlfriend on OKCupid. I had some great dates, a lot of OK dates, and some seriously mediocre dates before I found her, though. Beats the gently caress out of spending weekends/shitload of money trawling local bars. My advice is to sit around on Friday night watching a movie with your phone next to you because you'll get a bunch of 'bottle of wine after work' messages from girls then. I met my scarily determined ex on OKC. My advice is to steer well clear of anyone whose match % suddenly jumps once you start exchanging messages because people who do that are devious as poo poo.
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May 1, 2016 21:54
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Most girls on OKC couldn't pass a Turing test. on the other hand, a basic chat bot could probably pass a Turing test pretty easy if the parameters were "figure out which of these profiles and resulting responses from them are coming from a robot or a real life uninteresting dork"
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May 1, 2016 22:04
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I don't cook and I don't clean. Take your sexist stereotypes somewhere else. *lives in squalor and eats spaghetti with butter and Kraft cheese every night*
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May 1, 2016 22:07
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Message me if: ... 76. Blah blah blah 77. If you've read this entire thing, wow, I am impressed. 78. Blah blah blah ...
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May 1, 2016 22:10
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RaySmuckles posted:if you're under 5'9 1/4 don't bother replying Actually if you're under 6' don't even bother replying! I am only 5'2" but I am 5'11" when I wear my mega platform heels!
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May 1, 2016 22:11
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Wants honesty and respect in a relationship
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May 1, 2016 22:12
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