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Lol if you think being tall as a woman is in anyway a good thing.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Lol if you think being tall as a woman is in anyway a good thing. i don't think anyone's said that? even if she's 5'2 she's gonna want someone over 6 foot
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May 1, 2016 22:18
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As a tall woman, I said it, just now.
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May 1, 2016 22:20
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*gets 20 messages in the time it takes to actually write the profile, most of them are "sup" or "hey"*
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May 1, 2016 22:23
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:As a tall woman, I said it, just now. I was being facetious in my last post. I'm also tall-ish and can confirm that this is definitely not a desired trait in the fairer sex.
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May 1, 2016 22:35
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Horniest Manticore posted:*ignores all conditions for the first doctor who messages her*
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May 1, 2016 22:40
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I'm at a point where I'm happy with my life and know what I want. *Has two kids, dad lives in another state, rents an apartment
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May 1, 2016 22:42
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Lol if you think being tall as a woman is in anyway a good thing. I just heard a thing on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me about how tall women report having more fulfilling dating and sex lives so take that as you will.
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May 1, 2016 22:43
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:I just heard a thing on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me about how tall women report having more fulfilling dating and sex lives so take that as you will. conventional wisdom though holds that only shorty can start a fire on the dance floor
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May 1, 2016 22:44
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:I just heard a thing on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me about how tall women report having more fulfilling dating and sex lives so take that as you will. they likely have low self esteem, which makes them way less picky. yay tall women!
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May 1, 2016 22:46
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Trojan.exe posted:Wants honesty and respect in a relationship Absolutely disgusting.
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May 1, 2016 22:53
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A girl I met on OKC commented on the trend of everyone putting "don't want to play games!!!" on their profiles. She didn't get it and thought the OKC community was vehemetly anti-gamer until I explained what it meant (people who are always creating drama claiming they don't want drama).
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May 1, 2016 22:57
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If the words "witty banter", and "sarcasm" aren't involved then it's not an OkCupid profile.
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May 1, 2016 23:00
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witty banter is a codeword for "I'm gonna carpet bomb you with internet memes"
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May 1, 2016 23:02
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I learned all my witty banter from renowned Game For Unfunny Idiot Faggots "Cards Against Humanity".
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May 1, 2016 23:05
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Please read: an extremely long list of every single book, movie, and music that I've liked over the past decade that, in sum, tells you very little about who I am as a person
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May 1, 2016 23:06
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Chomp8645 posted:I learned all my witty banter from renowned Game For Unfunny Idiot Faggots "Cards Against Humanity". lolololo pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum!!!
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May 1, 2016 23:10
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I have a thing for tall women. What I'm saying is, don't knock every option out the door too fast.
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May 1, 2016 23:36
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Horniest Manticore posted:how did lowtax meet lady ambulance? he posted an ad in thre paper looking for someone to play video games on youtube with
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May 1, 2016 23:40
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:witty banter is a codeword for "I'm gonna carpet bomb you with internet memes" Boy, it sure does. As for the tall women thing, height is an issue that I've never seen or heard a single dude care about, and pretty much all women on the Internet are super defensive/obsessed about it. I don't get why it bothers them so much.
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May 1, 2016 23:43
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Me: Fat unemployed spinning my wheels You: tall fit have your poo poo together Are you trying to say women can't have standards *expands like a pufferfish to deter predators*
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May 1, 2016 23:43
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Favorite Movie: The Ninth Configuration
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May 2, 2016 00:35
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Pulvis Sumus posted:If the words "witty banter", and "sarcasm" aren't involved then it's not an OkCupid profile. "I speak sarcasm" means I've never figured out how jokes work
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May 2, 2016 00:38
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Looking for a financially secure man no scrubs!
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May 2, 2016 00:42
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I'm such a nerd I play the Sims. Tee hee
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May 2, 2016 00:44
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-hi! I have a cute face but I don't take care of myself AT ALL so I hover around a six out of ten YUM BACON haha don't worry though I'll squish lots of makeup on and expect to be treated like I'm hot, also I have bad dating habits because most guys I date are gross and I mostly get off on psychologically torturing them which is why I'm perpetually single! If you're a nice attractive guy who's kinda settling for me LOOK OUT because I've got YEARS of frustration to take out on you, hey, w-where are you going? Haha wait you can't break up with me THATS MY THING
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May 2, 2016 01:26
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I'm not even on here to meet dudes so don't bother messaging me. I just made this profile for fun. Just move on.
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May 2, 2016 01:29
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hi, I'm like a 9 out of ten and besides ridiculously hot im super wholesome and nice also I'm a doctor or a lawyer or something, I'm 30ish and single and freaking out because a 9 out of ten guy who has money doesn't want to settle down until he's fricken 60 and why should I settle, my face in public is like chum to sharks and other men will stare daggers at you if you manage to get a date until you have a nervous breakdown and put on a chimpanzee threat display 24/7, here's me holding my nephew! Oh god someone put one of these inside of me gently caress poo poo g*dd*amn it haha what are these negative feelings I've never felt anything negative before hey! Will you do all the work for me? I'll just sit here being impossible and perfect until I break your heart forever asunder one day hey, w-where are you going?
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May 2, 2016 01:30
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7-8 out of ten: nonexistent, unubtanium
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May 2, 2016 01:32
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You okay naem?
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May 2, 2016 01:33
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Yes lol sorry gently caress poo poo gently caress shitt gah
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May 2, 2016 01:34
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naem might be having a breakdown, but it's pretty on point.
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May 2, 2016 01:49
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i do not have sex on the first date
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May 2, 2016 01:54
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hmm lets see... I don't exercise at all ever but I don't think I should write that on my profile. What to do.... *Carefully types "I enjoy hiking" into the About Me section.*
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May 2, 2016 01:58
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Fat and lonely looking for less fat just as lonely
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May 2, 2016 01:58
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Posts myspace angle pics and guys still fall for it hook line and stinker.
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May 2, 2016 02:03
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live. laugh. love.
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May 2, 2016 02:06
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Away all Goats posted:live. laugh. love.
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May 2, 2016 02:15
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why should you message me? if you want to
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Word count increasing in proportion to weight
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