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Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

whiteyfats posted:

I'd declare war on her vagina, for sure.

fuckin a bro

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Electric Lady posted:

Maria Kanellis has declared a war on Dave Meltzer.


Things are going to escalate from here

She should ally with James in Kentucky.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Electric Lady posted:

Maria Kanellis has declared a war on Dave Meltzer.


Things are going to escalate from here

This is a quality reference, and I appreciate it.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Nothing quite like Rovert linking to his own tweets.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




RZApublican posted:

Not a movie, but that episode of Charmed that had Buff Bagwell and Scott Steiner in it

Al Bundy is related to King Kong Bundy... on Peg's side.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




whiteyfats posted:

I'd declare war on her vagina, for sure.

Sorry, the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons prohibits weapons that are too small to be seen with an X-ray to be used in war.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Sorry, the Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons prohibits weapons that are too small to be seen with an X-ray to be used in war.

:smithcloud:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Seriously, Maria tweeting the company line is just sad

Like saying ratings are up immediately after it's reported they've reached a Pop TV low

#lowmorale

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Mike and Maria should look at their co-worker Davey and what he got from Meltzer loving his ROH work and giving him a 5 star rating.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Vertical Lime posted:

Seriously, Maria tweeting the company line is just sad

Like saying ratings are up immediately after it's reported they've reached a Pop TV low

#lowmorale

What were the ratings this time? I don't think I've seen them posted elsewhere

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Under 300k

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


We just need 1/3 of a million viewers

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Yeah, but, like, those numbers don't include the +3s and +7s and DVR numbers and VHS numbers and they are all wrong numbers reported by TNA hater Davey Meltzey anyway.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

I'd declare war on her vagina, for sure.

I think that's called rape, actually

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


this is incredibly hilarious if true

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Davey trying to piggyback off of Stipe Miocic:
https://twitter.com/RichardsWesley/status/731867994939215873

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

quote:


Pretty cool we have a World Champion Whose also a Firefighter/Paramedic. @IMPACTWRESTLING also has a person on their roster who saves lives!

Send him to WCW Special Forces

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Richards is the guy who uses the "I need to spend the day with a grieving family" excuse to get out of tapings/appearances right?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Electric Lady posted:

Richards is the guy who uses the "I need to spend the day with a grieving family" excuse to get out of tapings/appearances right?

rather presumptuous of him to claim he saves lives then

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Just listened to a shoot with Bad Influence. It's a wonderful hour of them nonstop making GBS threads on TNA :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSoBCBUiag

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Just listened to a shoot with Bad Influence. It's a wonderful hour of them nonstop making GBS threads on TNA :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSoBCBUiag

"Sorry, that's too entertaining"

A confirmed TNA story.

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


i just watched the latest (UK) episode

who the gently caress decided it was a good idea to have vast man EC3 go up against Rockstar Spud, a man probably smaller than Rey Mysterio, in a competitive cage match as the main event

they tried to sell the prong of Spud's belt as a legitimately dangerous weapon

EC3 seemed to botch a move near the end and almost throw Spud on his neck from the top of the cage

loving dire

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

VileLL posted:

i just watched the latest (UK) episode

who the gently caress decided it was a good idea to have vast man EC3 go up against Rockstar Spud, a man probably smaller than Rey Mysterio, in a competitive cage match as the main event

they tried to sell the prong of Spud's belt as a legitimately dangerous weapon

EC3 seemed to botch a move near the end and almost throw Spud on his neck from the top of the cage

loving dire

loving Dire: The TNA Story

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

I assume it's whoever tells the wrestlers that they're fired, right?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

how many people didn't make it to the hospital because davey has to cut a promo before leaving any building

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/shellyfromcali/status/732241568556417024

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Gee, wonder if the One Night Only checks are late and/or bouncing.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

I appreciate that "podcast" is now a threat

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Super No Vacancy posted:

I appreciate that "podcast" is now a threat

I appreciate that TNA is now a "company".

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


You know you've hit rock bottom when a person in the worst match of the year doesn't even have enough respect for you to call you a company without sarcastic quote marks

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

willow is cool

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mods?

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Just listened to a shoot with Bad Influence. It's a wonderful hour of them nonstop making GBS threads on TNA :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSoBCBUiag
"my wife's like a nazi when it comes to that stuff ... oh, apologies to any nazis watching this"

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Illinois Smith posted:

"my wife's like a nazi when it comes to that stuff ... oh, apologies to any nazis watching this"

loving prophetic.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

"No more words, it's fight time!"
https://twitter.com/GallowaySpeaks/status/732383243685769216


"Here are a bunch of words about my fight!"
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/732388281107644416

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


"250 lbs"?

Isn't Cena billed as 240?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Faustian Bargain posted:

"250 lbs"?

Isn't Cena billed as 240?

Cena's billed 251

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Is Lashley under contract with TNA, or is it just something he does between MMA fights for a paycheck?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A contract with TNA can mean a lot of things but I think he's on one of their more exclusive deals.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/732599971795599365

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