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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

tetany in my hands they look like birdies



how are you hosed up goons

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im going to the drug and alcohol centre on monday because i party too hard and things get dangeroua

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im, er, normal

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I am an absolute dumpster fire of a human being, does that count

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

ya

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

i cry brown oily tears : (

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'd really like someone to discuss my hemorrhoid with. It's very bothersome.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i poo poo myself for a while but that seems to have died down

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

im, er, normal

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

I am an absolute dumpster fire of a human being, does that count

Please quit taking sodium pentothal

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dave_Indeed posted:

I'd really like someone to discuss my hemorrhoid with. It's very bothersome.

*pulls chair over to you*

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


I rubbed a little cocoa butter on it and it's all better now

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice


I'll never be able to give a real thumbs up to someone.

And that spot on my wrist is psoriasis, which covers about 80% of my body.

And seeing that image, it looks like my index finger has some weird curving going on, probably on account of the arthritis that I have in my thirties.

And as you can tell from the overall doughiness, I'm fat ... but at least that one I've been slowly getting rid of.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i woke up today and felt dangerously close to sober and clear headed

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Champenema posted:



I rubbed a little cocoa butter on it and it's all better now

hehe that computer desk is so loving tiny

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
sometimes when I walk past a dog ill start barking at it just to get it all riled up and then the person is all trying to get their dog to calm the hell down and they get all flustered, lol owned

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
either my penis is really small or its really big and its obscured by my gut. :shrug:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

zoink2000 posted:



I'll never be able to give a real thumbs up to someone.

And that spot on my wrist is psoriasis, which covers about 80% of my body.

And seeing that image, it looks like my index finger has some weird curving going on, probably on account of the arthritis that I have in my thirties.

And as you can tell from the overall doughiness, I'm fat ... but at least that one I've been slowly getting rid of.

that is a v nice and jaunty thumbs up

www
Aug 4, 2010

how long you got

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Isaac posted:

Im going to the drug and alcohol centre on monday because i party too hard and things get dangeroua

thats a p cool name for a liquor store

The Ghoul
Dec 8, 2011

I got a cobra for a cock and some wrought iron balls
I paid for a membership to an Internet comedy forum.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

thats a p cool name for a liquor store

Its also a methadone clinic im thinking about what the waiting room of this place is gonna be like

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Isaac posted:

Im going to the drug and alcohol centre on monday because i party too hard and things get dangeroua

as long as they do not ruin your posting style

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Fonzarelli posted:

as long as they do not ruin your posting style

Hopefully i have to go to hopital for a few weeks and they feed me heaps of benzos all day every day to quit alcohol. Then give me heaps of benzos to wean me off benzos

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

woops there i go

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012




i can also touch my wrists with my index fingers and bend my thumbs back parallel with them

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

The Ghoul posted:

I paid for a membership to an Internet comedy forum.

Finally someone I can relate to!

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


this but my weenie

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i am about to consume whiskey and then steak

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
allergic to all forms of life on earth

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
three fuckin nipples and a lazy eye

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

my shits are liquid most of the time

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
A depressingly flat buttocks. I even swim regularly, but I'm still cursed with Hank Hill rear end.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
If I don't lock the door sixteen times somewhere a baby will die

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

*pulls chair over to you*

It hurts to sit down and I can't poop. Sometimes it itches and it takes forever to go away. I have to sit on a plane all day tomorrow, this is bullshit.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
Giant flat clown feet

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

zoink2000 posted:



I'll never be able to give a real thumbs up to someone.

And that spot on my wrist is psoriasis, which covers about 80% of my body.

And seeing that image, it looks like my index finger has some weird curving going on, probably on account of the arthritis that I have in my thirties.

And as you can tell from the overall doughiness, I'm fat ... but at least that one I've been slowly getting rid of.

Fat and long fingernailed is no way to go through life, son.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I am pathologically self-destructive.

Like a scorpion that's swimming across a stream and then stings himself, and I ask, "why?" And I resolutely reply, "because it's who I am and what I do."

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I have been cursed by a gypsy and it has ruined my life. :(

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Jukeboxblues posted:

I have been cursed by a gypsy and it has ruined my life. :(

Is that why you haven't posted in a while??? :colbert:

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Champenema posted:



I rubbed a little cocoa butter on it and it's all better now

Nobody else is asking so I guess I will



what's up with that index finger

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