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tetany in my hands they look like birdies how are you hosed up goons
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# ? May 2, 2016 02:54 |
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Im going to the drug and alcohol centre on monday because i party too hard and things get dangeroua
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# ? May 2, 2016 02:57 |
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im, er, normal
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:00 |
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I am an absolute dumpster fire of a human being, does that count
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:00 |
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ya
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:01 |
i cry brown oily tears : (
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:01 |
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I'd really like someone to discuss my hemorrhoid with. It's very bothersome.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:02 |
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i poo poo myself for a while but that seems to have died down
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:02 |
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Enfield posted:im, er, normal A CISHET SHITLORD posted:I am an absolute dumpster fire of a human being, does that count Please quit taking sodium pentothal
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:02 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'd really like someone to discuss my hemorrhoid with. It's very bothersome. *pulls chair over to you*
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:04 |
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I rubbed a little cocoa butter on it and it's all better now
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:05 |
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I'll never be able to give a real thumbs up to someone. And that spot on my wrist is psoriasis, which covers about 80% of my body. And seeing that image, it looks like my index finger has some weird curving going on, probably on account of the arthritis that I have in my thirties. And as you can tell from the overall doughiness, I'm fat ... but at least that one I've been slowly getting rid of.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:06 |
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i woke up today and felt dangerously close to sober and clear headed
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:06 |
Champenema posted:
hehe that computer desk is so loving tiny
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:06 |
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sometimes when I walk past a dog ill start barking at it just to get it all riled up and then the person is all trying to get their dog to calm the hell down and they get all flustered, lol owned
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:06 |
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either my penis is really small or its really big and its obscured by my gut.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:07 |
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zoink2000 posted:
that is a v nice and jaunty thumbs up
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:09 |
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how long you got
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:09 |
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Isaac posted:Im going to the drug and alcohol centre on monday because i party too hard and things get dangeroua thats a p cool name for a liquor store
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:10 |
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I paid for a membership to an Internet comedy forum.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:11 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:thats a p cool name for a liquor store Its also a methadone clinic im thinking about what the waiting room of this place is gonna be like
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:13 |
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Isaac posted:Im going to the drug and alcohol centre on monday because i party too hard and things get dangeroua as long as they do not ruin your posting style
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:14 |
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Fonzarelli posted:as long as they do not ruin your posting style Hopefully i have to go to hopital for a few weeks and they feed me heaps of benzos all day every day to quit alcohol. Then give me heaps of benzos to wean me off benzos
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:16 |
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woops there i go
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:16 |
i can also touch my wrists with my index fingers and bend my thumbs back parallel with them
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:18 |
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The Ghoul posted:I paid for a membership to an Internet comedy forum. Finally someone I can relate to!
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:19 |
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this but my weenie
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:20 |
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i am about to consume whiskey and then steak
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:21 |
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allergic to all forms of life on earth
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:21 |
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three fuckin nipples and a lazy eye
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:24 |
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my shits are liquid most of the time
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:25 |
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A depressingly flat buttocks. I even swim regularly, but I'm still cursed with Hank Hill rear end.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:27 |
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If I don't lock the door sixteen times somewhere a baby will die
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:27 |
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Enfield posted:*pulls chair over to you* It hurts to sit down and I can't poop. Sometimes it itches and it takes forever to go away. I have to sit on a plane all day tomorrow, this is bullshit.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:28 |
Giant flat clown feet
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:30 |
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zoink2000 posted:
Fat and long fingernailed is no way to go through life, son.
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:32 |
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I am pathologically self-destructive. Like a scorpion that's swimming across a stream and then stings himself, and I ask, "why?" And I resolutely reply, "because it's who I am and what I do."
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# ? May 2, 2016 03:36 |
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I have been cursed by a gypsy and it has ruined my life.
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# ? May 2, 2016 04:16 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:I have been cursed by a gypsy and it has ruined my life. Is that why you haven't posted in a while???
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# ? May 2, 2016 04:18 |
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Champenema posted:
Nobody else is asking so I guess I will what's up with that index finger
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